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    whores of the world... UNITE!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chitown Raider View Post
    Well, what a night. I think Goodcents was giving me direction tonight, I hooked up with these two chics at the bar tonight. Actually, it was just the one but I got a lil' feely towards her friend when I grabbed her breasts. She was digging it then her g/f grabbed me by the hand and took me outside only for us to start making out in the alley of downtown Chicago. It's funny when women sense a danger how quick thet are to take control.
    You Old tomcat

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    I don't like it outside ..... a king sized bed for me!

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    apple bottom jeanssssss , boots with da furrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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    get low... to da flo!! its a shame. most of the hip hop and R&B nowadays all sounds exaclty the same. the same beats and jingles and computer tweaked voices. ive always been a fan of classic and alternative rock. a few years ago an old roomate started getting me to listen to hip hop but now i cant stand it. its just so repetitive. ill stick with my static x, tool, godsmack, chevelle. but hey, to each his own huh?

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    I think I'll clean my car this afternoon.

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    i think ill blow my car up this afternoon. piece of sheet car!!!!

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    What kind of shitbox you got?

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    lol a subaru impreza. '98. it runs solid but the body is rusting out. ive sanded and washed and waxed and put rust killer and primer over it. but its like AIDs. it wont stop. and now the engine has a slight oil leak. but only when the engine is running. so i dont have oil puddles on my driveway but it will leak as im driving and fall on the block and burn off. then it stinks. so its just getting on my nerves. waiting on my tax return to get a new car. i want a new impreza.

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    I just broke 180k on my 04 saab 9-5. Time for a new one after the winter. I drive a buttload for work, and it gets messy inside. Might have a date for wednesday, I think a dirty car is a turnoff.

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    I think I'll have a garlic lovers salad for lunch. Keep the cals low.

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    been blowing ass a lot the past day or so. Farting razorblades, so much pressure it hurts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I think I'll have a garlic lovers salad for lunch. Keep the cals low.
    Not a good idea if you have a date on Wednesday!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulzane View Post
    Not a good idea if you have a date on Wednesday!!
    I was thinking keep my diet low meat to settle my colon down

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    It is the garlic .... can give you bad breath for 2-3 days .... just go light on it!!

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    2-3 days woah. I already ate it though. I need to lay off the ass fuel for sure.

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    oh dear!

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    parsley gets rid of the smell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I just broke 180k on my 04 saab 9-5. Time for a new one after the winter. I drive a buttload for work, and it gets messy inside. Might have a date for wednesday, I think a dirty car is a turnoff.
    No chic is gonna be turned on w/ a dirty car take a couple extra minutes and get a wash and interior cleaning.

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    I guess everone is doing work at work today

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    kratos....turns out my youngie is a total nympho........ YAY ME!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chitown Raider View Post
    No chic is gonna be turned on w/ a dirty car take a couple extra minutes and get a wash and interior cleaning.
    Naw just rent a beemer =P

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    Lucky you Getnjakked

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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked View Post
    kratos....turns out my youngie is a total nympho........ YAY ME!!!
    I still talk to my youngin', haven't seen her in a week or two though.

    She was all upset yesterday when I talked to her. I guess her and a friend went to providence with two dudes on friday, not a date, just to hang out. Whatever the f that means. The dudes got excited and frisky, the two girls were drunk. I guess the guy was trying to hold her head in his lap while driving but she wasn't having it.

    I acted sympathic, but honestly hard to feel bad for someone who puts themselves in that situation.

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    yeah..... its is ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I acted sympathic, but honestly hard to feel bad for someone who puts themselves in that situation.
    So true

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    Here is a pic, I'll only leave it up a min. Removed.
    Last edited by Kratos; 01-28-2008 at 01:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Here is a pic, I'll only leave it up a min
    What is she like 16?

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    lol damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chitown Raider View Post
    What is she like 16?
    She'll be 19 soon

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    jacked and I have been drinking in the fountain of youth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    She'll be 19 soon
    lol legal....thats what matters the most......i mean love....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    jacked and I have been drinking in the fountain of youth
    Ain't nothing wrong with that, bro.

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    this may be the only time my account works today, so hey everyone

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    Sup Amorphic, pewn.....

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    c0ck

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    c0ck
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    WTF?

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