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    myspace pics piss me off, but yeah I would totally do her.

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    The first pic with the pigtails is the best

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blome View Post
    myspace pics piss me off, but yeah I would totally do her.
    I have to steal the pics from somewhere lol. I don't even own a camara except the one on my phone.

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    I went to get my passport photo at a camara shop, one of the photography nerds...and I'm talking dressed in all black dude weighing like 135 pounds with a pony tail...tried to sell me a camara.

    I was like no thanks, I don't take pictures

    He was horrified.

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    whores....what poppin in here tonight

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    sup homie

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    Beddy-bye time

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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, tomorrow is another day of whoring

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    ^^true. Later homes

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    No mum, let me sleep a bit more...

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    i dont wanna go to school mommy, all the kids make fun of me.

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    You have to hammer the kids that make fun of you, my boy, or call your 260lbs bro to make them change idea on their behaviours

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    no whores today

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    oh my goodness, the mini shorts are coming out on campus....praise the jebus.

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    college girls are the hottest in the universe, that's why I still chase them

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    i love this weather!!! short shorts, tight cleavage showing shirts!!!! and sandals so i can see their sexy feet. (yea, i got a foot fetish, whats it to ya?? oh and i got a pregnant sex fetish also. so what??) hahahah

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    My buddy went to college in Boston, he said Dan Akyrod dated one of the girls that went to the school. When he went to pick up his 19 year old little hottie someone yelled out the window "who ya gonna call"

    He got pissed and said "real original, real funny"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    My buddy went to college in Boston, he said Dan Akyrod dated one of the girls that went to the school. When he went to pick up his 19 year old little hottie someone yelled out the window "who ya gonna call"

    He got pissed and said "real original, real funny"
    *chuckle chuckle*

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    I don't know what she was thinking, she was like magizine hot from what my friend told me and he must have been like 50. $$$$$$$$

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    this Wawa (its a gas station here in PA) right next to my work always has the most gorgeous women whenever i go over there on lunch. we have alot of office buildings in the area so they all go there to get their sandwiches and drinks. i mean these chicks are just freaking amazing. all in their business suits with their big heels. hmmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I don't know what she was thinking, she was like magizine hot from what my friend told me and he must have been like 50. $$$$$$$$
    chicks dont care about age. long as you got the money to blind them.

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    I love high heals...yeah baby step on my crotch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I love high heals...yeah baby step on my crotch
    at my schoool, some majors have to dress up daily, and they wear heels like daily, and there goes any motivation for thinking about schoolwork.

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    yea, heels are great.

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    I am liking the huge belts little hotties are wearing now. They are like a huge handle to increase leverage lol.

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    some choice txt messages from this morning
    "You're making me want it again and I was doing so well"
    "Ok i'd love that I miss the feeling of having my ***** being licked"
    "mmmm I want u inside me I love that feeling of penetration"
    "haha girl on top is fun if im really into it...missionary is always nice...Doggy style makes me feel naughty"
    "haha I know i also like it when my legs are bent back near my head so u can get deeper, idk what its called"

    18 year old little nympho, I love it

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    you can imagine what questions I was asking, and what I was saying to get her going. I don't want to gross you out with my end of the conversation. I need to hit that again soon.

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    My car is ready to break for good, the check engine light is always on, and there is some wierd noise comming from the valves.

    The other day I pull in front of my buddy on the highway and start slowing down for shits and giggles, get down to like 40 to piss him off. Well the joke is on me cause when I realize he is going to ram me I try to get on the gas hard and the check engine light starts blinking at me and I can't accelerate. I get pounded in the ass. Car still works though kinda, I won't use it for pranks anymore.

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    Its an 04 saab 9-5, still looks nice but well over 200k miles, I drive a buttload for work. It ran low on oil a couple weeks ago, reason for valve noise, sounds like a deseil engine now. Will replace in a week or 2.

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    gotta go do some work

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i mean these chicks are just freaking amazing. all in their business suits with their big heels. hmmm.
    Nothing like a woman in a business suit n heels. SEXY!!!

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    just like that

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew6PmluvNac

    wait for the last comment at the end, haha

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    was up bitcheys

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    gonna hit 3700 ahhuh oh yea im a whore

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    its coming right up, watch and see

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    bam booooooooyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ho's

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