'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

I would Kratos, think about it they would do the same thing if the situation was reversed.

yeah, girls are mean but I can take it...they get really sad when you do the same stuff to them that they do to us.

[Kratos]

pimpin' ain't easy.

but it's nessicary

[shifty_git]

I would Kratos, think about it they would do the same thing if the situation was reversed.

Totally agree - if it suits them they will keep you hanging on, but if your no use to them they wouldnt bother.

[shifty_git]

but it's nessicary

especially when on test

[Kratos]

I have to txt message so much to maintain my 18 year old sex buddy, some of my friends have told me they think I'm reverting into a teenager...It sounds like morse code whenever I'm around. 18 year olds communicate exclusivly through txt messages apparently, and mine is an attention whore.

[shifty_git]

I have to txt message so much to maintain my 18 year old sex buddy, some of my friends have told me they think I'm reverting into a teenager...It sounds like morse code whenever I'm around. 18 year olds communicate exclusivly through txt messages apparently, and mine is an attention whore.

what would you prefer? loads of texting and sex with an 18 year old,
or no texting and no sex with an 18 year old?

[Kratos]

Oh, I don't mind so much, I've gotten really good at txting too. It's kinda funny though if like 5 hours goes by and I don't txt anything she's like "ummm, hi...you stopped talking to me." She demands constant attention.

[trianglechoke1]

what would you prefer? loads of texting and sex with an 18 year old,
or no texting and no sex with an 18 year old?

well said. added to that, would you prefer loads of texting, or loads of yapping on the phone?

[shifty_git]

well said. added to that, would you prefer loads of texting, or loads of yapping on the phone?

Very valid point.

I like this guy already.

[Kratos]

I'm not useto all the txting is all, and it's constant...1 good phone call a day and you're good till the next day if you don't see her...but txting is continuious...like I said though I don't mind.

[shifty_git]

Big question is, do you get to stick it in her pooper?

[trianglechoke1]

Big question is, do you get to stick it in her pooper?

the public demands an answer to this most important question.

[Kratos]

haven't tried to, her vagina is so wet and tight it's awesome

[trianglechoke1]

haven't tried to, her vagina is so wet and tight it's awesome

oh sure, rub my nose in it.

please?

[shifty_git]

oh sure, rub my nose in it.

please?

[Kratos]

oh sure, rub my nose in it.

please?

She demands I lick it...seriously she loves oral...I don't mind that either.

[shifty_git]

oral on a sweet wet tight pu$$y is f....... leaves for a wank

[Kratos]

It's like drinking from the fountain of youth

[trianglechoke1]

kratos, how old are you?

[Kratos]

28, so almost a 10 year gap

[trianglechoke1]

28, so almost a 10 year gap

well played, sir. i'll have some of whatever you're taking.

[Kratos]

I wasn't trying to be a dirty old man either, we were just talking at a christmas party and I said a few funny things. She found a pen and wrote her number on my hand. Then after I took her out to dinner, tried to get a second date, she said we couldn't date cause her parents wouldn't approve...she lives at home. Then we texted for a few weeks just bull-shitting...then she's like "Ugh, I miss kissing, I miss sex." Then we went from there. We bang like 2x a week, it's great keeps me from getting stressed out.

[trianglechoke1]

I wasn't trying to be a dirty old man either, we were just talking at a christmas party and I said a few funny things. She found a pen and wrote her number on my hand. Then after I took her out to dinner, tried to get a second date, she said we couldn't date cause her parents wouldn't approve...she lives at home. Then we texted for a few weeks just bull-shitting...then she's like "Ugh, I miss kissing, I miss sex." Then we went from there. We bang like 2x a week, it's great keeps me from getting stressed out.

you are my new personal hero.

[Kratos]

Oh trust me I wasn't expecting it to go that way once she told me I was too old to date...I don't know why her parents would approve of me hitting it but not dating...I'm not gonna ask though.

[D-Unit 39]

Her parents know you're hitting it?!?!?

[Kratos]

Her parents know you're hitting it?!?!?

not at all, I guess that's the only difference. Like I would want to meet her parents or something if we were dating though...no thankyou.

[shifty_git]

Sounds like you got it made kratos!

[trianglechoke1]

not at all, I guess that's the only difference. Like I would want to meet her parents or something if we were dating though...no thankyou.

does she have a sister?

[Kratos]

does she have a sister?

only child

[Kratos]

Sounds like you got it made kratos!

yeah, I know I'm bragging a bit, but I'm quite proud of myself...having a fvck buddy is something that eluded me until now. And a hot one at that.

[Kratos]

haha, anal thread is gone, it didn't make 4 hours shifty

[Kratos]

looks like lindsay lohan is drinking again...top news story lol.

[trianglechoke1]

looks like lindsay lohan is drinking again...top news story lol.

i think lindsay lohan is hot. there, i said it.

[Kratos]

i think lindsay lohan is hot. there, i said it.

Lindsay Lohan has been hot since she did The Parent Trap lol. I'm a sick bastard. Yeah, she's way f-able.

[Kratos]

my boss called, something about him wanting me to do some work now...I'll be back later.

[shifty_git]

Bet she's hot in bed after a drinking session

[shifty_git]

haha, anal thread is gone, it didn't make 4 hours shifty

its still there

[D-Unit 39]

haha, anal thread is gone, it didn't make 4 hours shifty

Still there

[trianglechoke1]

Bet she's hot in bed after a drinking session

and ill bet she does anal, drinking or not.

[shifty_git]

The other anal thread is back now as well!!!