'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

So is it broken down into sections like 'cars' 'bikes' 'kitchen appliances' 'pu$$y'?????

If so, are the last 2 things i listed the same thing?

hahah, very close. but they have Pu$$y listed under lawn and garden tools for some reason.

[wanabeMASSIVE!]

JAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVA!whore!

[Dukkit]

JAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVA!whore!

sup my whore brother??

[Kratos]

What's up slut bags, I'm eating a sadwich, I do that like everyday around this time. I call it lunch.

[Dukkit]

What's up slut bags, I'm eating a sadwich, I do that like everyday around this time. I call it lunch.

lunch? bah!! thats for mere mortals.

[shifty_git]

i need a shower - i smell bad.

[Kratos]

lunch is delicious, then I have my dunch snack of two dougnuts and iced coffee, then dinner.

[Kratos]

i need a shower - i smell bad.

I think my own BO smells good

[shifty_git]

whats with all this doughnut eating? you lot cops? ha ha

[Kratos]

9$ for a large sub...what's their problem?

[Kratos]

whats with all this doughnut eating? you lot cops? ha ha

IDK, I'm giving them up for summer soon. It's the only food with sugar in it I like.

[Kratos]

some people really watch their diet, I just work out a lot and eat a shit ton. I like to do things like go for 50 mile bike rides. I don't understand what's up with all these skinny non eaters, food is awesome, how hard can it be to gain weight?

[shifty_git]

So true - with such a high % of the population being obese of your country and mine, how hard can it be?

[gixxerboy1]

FYI dont tell a girl you are prettier then her and have a better ass

[shifty_git]

this from personal experience gixxer? lol

[Kratos]

I don't need to tell them, they know

[gixxerboy1]

this from personal experience gixxer? lol

i did it the other night. I was trying to cut the line at the door at a club and talk to the doorman. The was a girl at the front of the line and she grabs her a cups and say your not getting in till you get a pair of these. So i told her id get in before her since im prettier and have a better ass. She wasnt happy

[shifty_git]

i did it the other night. I was trying to cut the line at the door at a club and talk to the doorman. The was a girl at the front of the line and she grabs her a cups and say your not getting in till you get a pair of these. So i told her id get in before her since im prettier and have a better ass. She wasnt happy

ha ha - well its true, u do have a better arse ;-)

[Prada]

Offering some D-Analbol 25 can always convince people.

[Kratos]

haha, good one gix...it's even funnier if you did get in first

[shifty_git]

why were you trying to chat up the doorman anyway gix?

[gixxerboy1]

why were you trying to chat up the doorman anyway gix?

there was like 50 poeple in line and i didint want to wait

[Amorphic]

2 exams done, 1 to do right now and 1 left on friday. blahhhhh.

t minus 8 days until first cycle as well

[Kratos]

you're first cycle awe, if your mother could see you now...perforating your ass with a needle...she'd be so proud.

[shifty_git]

there was like 50 poeple in line and i didint want to wait

Shouting out 'anyone want free juice' seems to get ya in favour with bouncers!

[Kratos]

Is 2 liters a day of diet coke too much or not enough?

[shifty_git]

injection or oral?

[thetank]

2 exams done, 1 to do right now and 1 left on friday. blahhhhh.

t minus 8 days until first cycle as well

really???? dayyyyymmmnnn soooooooonnnnnn...omg, like you sooo have to keep a log.
seriously tho, consider me subscribed if you do.

[Dukkit]

Is 2 liters a day of diet coke too much or not enough?

i think you can up it. an odd number. like 3 or 5 liters.

[Kratos]

The girl that sells me my doughnuts was looking good today...She always anticipates my order and gives me the I want penis look.

[Dukkit]

The girl that sells me my doughnuts was looking good today...She always anticipates my order and gives me the I want penis look.

you havent hit that yet? youve been talking about her for months. get her gosh darn number the next time your in there!!!! (tomorrow)

[Amorphic]

really???? dayyyyymmmnnn soooooooonnnnnn...omg, like you sooo have to keep a log.
seriously tho, consider me subscribed if you do.

yep for sure.

[Kratos]

In reality I'll probably never hit it, I talk about wanting to have sex with a lot more girls then I ever get into bed just like most people...I'm intimidated, she's 19, there is a counter between us, and she has the prestigious title of dougnut girl.

[Amorphic]

In reality I'll probably never hit it, I talk about wanting to have sex with a lot more girls then I ever get into bed just like most people...I'm intimidated, she's 19, there is a counter between us, and she has the prestigious title of dougnut girl.

you know what you have to do. you've railed young girls, man up and get this one too.

[Schmidty]

I gota go to work n sell sum legal aas... My job is so fvckn easy...

[Kratos]

work in a pharmacy?

[Dukkit]

In reality I'll probably never hit it, I talk about wanting to have sex with a lot more girls then I ever get into bed just like most people...I'm intimidated, she's 19, there is a counter between us, and she has the prestigious title of dougnut girl.

oh please. go in there get your order. give her your money and as you do make the small talk. then any plans for this weekend?? then get her number. duh!!!!

[Kratos]

My buddy wants me to help him fix his duc999, it needs a new engine...cracked in crash. It will be a pain in the ass. He needs to stop crashing, he just bought a kawi zx10-R, it won't last long.

[Kratos]

Now that I think about it, everyone I know who owns a 999 has crashed it. Something about that bike, the wheels don't like to stay on the road. I've ridden, it's a sweet ride.

[PEWN]

In reality I'll probably never hit it, I talk about wanting to have sex with a lot more girls then I ever get into bed just like most people...I'm intimidated, she's 19, there is a counter between us, and she has the prestigious title of dougnut girl.

haha..... i am rolling off my seat laughing.... prestigious title...