'Official Postwhore Thread'

[shifty_git]

damn ramblin! 1743! you whore!

[qualityclrk1]

you southsider.......i wish i could be watchin the cubs game right now...

[FREAK]

damm i gotta get whoring i lost 5th place dammit

[shifty_git]

PEWNS post count is fuked if they delete this thread!

[FREAK]

damn ramblin! 1743! you whore!

[SMCengineer]

Damn! PEWN is king in here.

[D-Unit 39]

Naah I'm from the North Suburbs. I'm an outcast being a Sox fan in the area I live. (Libertyville Area).

Just grew up with my dad as a Sox fan and it stuck with me

[shifty_git]

300 posts ahead of chuck over all though!

[qualityclrk1]

ahh i hear ya....i'm from champaign

[shifty_git]

what was the red sox name b4 they were called the red sox?

cause surely that had to have a team to wear the sox to get the name?

[D-Unit 39]

ahh i hear ya....i'm from champaign

Oh cool. My brother goes to school there. Did ya feel the earthquake last week?

[qualityclrk1]

around here in the middle of the state i have to deal with both sox and cardinal fans..... but yeh the earthquake was actually something pretty cool to experience....i woke up to my bed shaking, and coincidently; my picture of wrigley field tapping the wall.......you didn't feel it?

[D-Unit 39]

what was the red sox name b4 they were called the red sox?

cause surely that had to have a team to wear the sox to get the name?

They were just known as "Boston" from 1901-1908, then they started wearing red socks and got the nickname Red Sox, which became the official name.

[D-Unit 39]

around here in the middle of the state i have to deal with both sox and cardinal fans..... but yeh the earthquake was actually something pretty cool to experience....i woke up to my bed shaking, and coincidently; my picture of wrigley field tapping the wall.......you didn't feel it?

Nope not at all. My parents called me the next day and said their dog jumped up out of bed and went to hide at about 4:30am when it happened, and they could hear rattling on the shelves, but didnt' feel it at all.

I think I was awake still and didn't even notice it. Maybe I was in the middle of or something at that time, lol.

[shifty_git]

They were just known as "Boston" from 1901-1908, then they started wearing red socks and got the nickname Red Sox, which became the official name.

ahh kool! always wondered about that!

[qualityclrk1]

lol haha, yeh i wasn't real sure what it was at first....i got up and thought a building blew up...cuz i only caught about the last 3 seconds

[D-Unit 39]

Alright off to whore it up elsewhere in the lounge for a bit.

I'll be back soon though boys & girls, don't you worry.

[shifty_git]

Another thing ive always wondered about it who discovered cows give milk? and what did they think they were doing at the time?

[qualityclrk1]

lol what year did jesus think it was?

[shifty_git]

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

[qualityclrk1]

if helen keller had pyschic ability, would u say she had a fourth sense?

[D-Unit 39]

What's another word for Thesaurus?

[SMCengineer]

^^from thesaurus.com:

"No results found for thesaurus."

[shifty_git]

^^from thesaurus.com:

"No results found for thesaurus."

thats cause they dont want to give you the name of there rival

[D-Unit 39]

If Vegetable Oil is made from Vegetables, and Olive Oil is made from Olives; what is Baby Oil made of?

[SMCengineer]

ground up babies

[D-Unit 39]

I read a story not too long ago that in some asian country (China maybe?) that products are commonly labeled with pictures of their contents; and that when Gerber Baby Foods began shipping products there with their logo (picture of a baby on the front of the jar) people were outraged.

[shifty_git]

^^^^ ha ha thats pretty funny

[shifty_git]

they say some names originate from the families original trade...

ie -
baker - baker
smith - black smith
etc

what about the name dickinson?

[DSM4Life]

Tough titty said the kitty but the milks still good.

[shifty_git]

im thirsty

[shifty_git]

and hungry again...damn

[shifty_git]

30 posts till 4,000!! woo hoo!

[Kratos]

If Vegetable Oil is made from Vegetables, and Olive Oil is made from Olives; what is Baby Oil made of?

Most "baby oils" are primarily made of mineral oil. To make mineral oil, gasoline and kerosene are removed from crude petroleum by heating, in a method call functional distillation. By using sulfuric acid, applying absorbents, and washing with solvents and alkalis, hydrocarbons and other chemicals are then removed. I think I'd rather put dead baby on my skin.

[Kratos]

My oil pressure light just when on again on a highway on ramp. I just had the oil changed last week because it was out of oil. My car's a hybrid it burn gas and oil.

[shifty_git]

damn out of oil already? what car is it?

[Kratos]

04 saab 9-5, it needs to die soon lots of miles, I drive a lot for work, it still looks new though

[shifty_git]

it a company car?

[Kratos]

it a company car?

nope, I work for a small division like (20) people, too small to do company cars. They pay for gas and tolls and parking. I expense the milage off my taxes. I get paid a lot to do nothing so it isn't a deal breaker.

[qualityclrk1]

not bad, so what're you wanting next?