'Official Postwhore Thread'

[shifty_git]

I think all reporters need to be injected with some test - then get there wives to write there next article on steroids

[Dukkit]

ugh, ive had a tension headache for the last 4 days. ive taken everything from advil to excedrin. nothing helps. im going to get really drunk. see if that does the trick

[jAcKeD!!!!]

i got a headache rite now !

[Dukkit]

i got a headache rite now !

we are in the same boat.

[Kratos]

yo whores, chicken salad samich for lunch mmmmmmmm

[shifty_git]

Tuna and eggwhite omelette for dinner this evening...

[novastepp]

sex in about an hour.

[jAcKeD!!!!]

eggs and milk for me

[novastepp]

the entirety of this age old thread will probably hit 100,000 posts today.

[gixxerboy1]

i just had a plain chicken breast

[shifty_git]

Just the one?

[gixxerboy1]

Just the one?

yea dieting> It was a huge breast though. Just like my girls

[Kratos]

So this girl I saw a few times and thought was cool, went out with her and had sex a few times. Haven't known her for long. I was really tired after work and said, by text message come over and take a nap with me. She said can't cause I'm over Matt's house. That's her friend but also the last dude she fvcked maybe iono 2 weeks ago. They probably fvcked, wtf.

So last night she calls me up, and we're talking. She's like sorry about before, I'm like no big deal you already had plans.
She says "You're always so nice, and I'm such a bitch."
I'm like, "huh,...why do you say that?"
She says "you seem to care and I don't feel like I am giving back enough."
I said, "well I'm not asking for anything."
Then she's like "I know."

Now I'm sure she humped that dude, don't think I'll be trying to talk to her anymore.

a little true life soap oprah for those of you who don't have cable in the office.

[Dukkit]

So last night she calls me up, and we're talking. She's like sorry about before, I'm like no big deal you already had plans.
She says "You're always so nice, and I'm such a bitch."
I'm like, "huh,...why do you say that?"
She says "you seem to care and I don't feel like I am giving back enough."
I said, "well I'm not asking for anything."
Then she's like "I know."

Now I'm sure she humped that dude, don't think I'll be trying to talk to her anymore.

a little true life soap oprah for those of you who don't have cable in the office.

**sniff sniff** these stories always make me cry.
screw that ho Kratos!! you got a million more!! I vote for the Donut Chick!! Donut Chick!!!

[Dukkit]

meat loaf for lunch with corn and mash potatos and a protien drink

[ultra40]

"Now I'm sure she humped that dude"

Hump the dudes mom. That'll show him

[ultra40]

12 oz chicken, 2 cups of rice.... About to barf.

[Kratos]

She wouldn't feel so guilty if she wasn't doing more than chillin at a friend's house.

[Kratos]

Who needs that crap.

[Kratos]

My tenants that live upstairs from me sure get a lot of UPS deliveries for people who can't pay their rent.

[Dukkit]

My tenants that live upstairs from me sure get a lot of UPS deliveries for people who can't pay their rent.

hahah thats crazy, maybe they sell gear

[Kratos]

doubtful, it's a single mom and her fat sons, oldest one is like 20, other 2 in high school. They are bowling ball shaped people that look like their entire diet comes from simple sugars.

[shifty_git]

maybe there food parcels

[Dukkit]

doubtful, it's a single mom and her fat sons, oldest one is like 20, other 2 in high school. They are bowling ball shaped people that look like their entire diet comes from simple sugars.

hmm, maybe they buy alot of pies offline. there are some good pies on the web. you got lemon, apple, blueberry, ruhbarb, peanut butter.....

[Kratos]

I don't care if it's food or whatever. They don't have any disposable income, they need to pay me. They are spending my money.

[Dukkit]

I don't care if it's food or whatever. They don't have any disposable income, they need to pay me. They are spending my money.

speak da troof!!!

[ChuckLee]

I think all reporters need to be injected with some test - then get there wives to write there next article on steroids

this is the soulution to get rid of the crap we get on the media

[shifty_git]

this is the soulution to get rid of the crap we get on the media

Do steroids hit the media much in italy chuck?

Hardly ever get a mention here.

[Kratos]

Big news in America, basically congress doesn't do jack shit so they plan something on TV that looks like a frier's club roast with a baseball player sitting in the middle of the room, only nobody is laughing.

Then the American public see's congress doing something, and they go back to doing nothing.

[audis4]

if you all want a good laugh, check out the hdd's thread....omg lol!

[tjpatrick1987]

i measured my dick today and it was 7 1/2 inches...pretty nice for a white boy

[Kratos]

i measured my dick today and it was 7 1/2 inches...pretty nice for a white boy

The ruler should start at the base of the shaft, not your a-hole.

[gixxerboy1]

if you all want a good laugh, check out the hdd's thread....omg lol!

i cant find it. Kinda like my wiener

[FREAK]

yo yo yo

[Kratos]

sup my white negro

[FREAK]

not much kratos

[Kratos]

A couple fire trucks just went by

[Kratos]

I need a new lawnmower

[Kratos]

Last year, I solved the problem by just not cutting the grass. My neighbors loved that I'm sure.

[Kratos]

Then in August I borrowed a lawnmower from mom and dad, and it kept stalling and overheating. I think I reuined it.