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  1. 05-30-2008, 12:09 PM #36321
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    So, one of my good friends is in bed with this girl last weekend. He's been using her as a f buddy but she really likes him. She says "I don't want to freak you out, but I love you."

    His response: blows a huge fart
    she: cries
    true story
    i love true stories like that. my old roomates and i had many of them that we would sit and discuss. we would laugh so hard all night
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    I Want To Know.... Where The Heck Diablo Has Been??
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    help me get laid has been bumped lol
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    Chatted with the donut girl a bit today. I asked her if she thought it was wierd I drank iced coffee everyday. She said it was good cause she got to see me everyday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Chatted with the donut girl a bit today. I asked her if she thought it was wierd I drank iced coffee everyday. She said it was good cause she got to see me everyday.
    ohh man!! thats the go ahead right there. !! she wants you. just get her freaking number man!
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    when I left she said, see you tomoro
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    and if she comes back with.. uh i have a man. say... whats yo man gotta do wit me!?

    no no, really. if you ask (you wont, you pansy) and she has a man, then say why do you flirt with me you hoochie!! i never want a daughter like you. and walk out with your iced coffee.

    damn, no i want to go to wawa and get some iced coffee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    when I left she said, see you tomoro
    exactly! she counts down the hours. so tomorrow, yes tomorrow... ask the donut girl for her number. or be like, hey if your not seeing someone, maybe we can go out sometime. give me your number and we can set it up.

    bam!! you got this
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    And if you get in good you can get free iced coffee
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR View Post
    And if you get in good you can get free iced coffee
    bingo!! next thing you know she'll be bringing home boxes and boxes of donuts. helps when your bulking next. and when your cutting. load up on that coffee!! this is the dream girl. i can feel it
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    haha, far from a dream girl, I see so few attractive girls in my daily life. I work in hospital OR's frequently and you would think there would be some hott nurses or something walking around. Nope, all are larger women old with kids, intense and annoying bitches. The free iced coffee would be cool.

    About a year ago there was this hot nurse in training going to Uconn. She liked me a lot, the OR desk girl was trying to hook me up, even though she had a boyfriend. I guess when my name would get anounced over the loud speaker she would show up at the desk for a chance to talk to me. Her internship was over, and I haven't seen her again

    One of the doc's has a pretty hot PA, but she is wayy intense and has two horses for pets. ugh.

    Can't think of any others right now.
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    haha, oh so your dream girl has to be attractive?? psh, so shallow Kratos. *shakes my head*

    horses as pets. yea that would turn me off. they need alot of attention. i like all the attention on me.

    well google that intern that liked you. you may find her. myspace or facebook. everyone is doing it.
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    Trimmed my pubes while sitting on the toilet taking a sheit. It works well, minimal clean up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Trimmed my pubes while sitting on the toilet taking a sheit. It works well, minimal clean up.
    i stand over the toilet when trimming them. like you said... no fuss no muss.
    never tried it while taking a dump. i dont know if i can multi-task like that!!
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    hey Dukkitdalaw, what happened to your undies? Not wearing them today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Trimmed my pubes while sitting on the toilet taking a sheit. It works well, minimal clean up.

    You are right no Mess and Minimal Clean Up
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    It has been raining all day, it sucks.
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    I'm back...both fridges,my deep freeze and pantry are full...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peducho0113 View Post
    hey Dukkitdalaw, what happened to your undies? Not wearing them today.
    yea, i had a meeting today. had to put some clothes on. but im still dead sexy!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery13 View Post
    I'm back...both fridges,my deep freeze and pantry are full...
    what you makin me for dinner?
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    dunno...but I'm having steak and eggs covered with my homemade salsa...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    yea, i had a meeting today. had to put some clothes on. but im still dead sexy!!
    Dukkitdalaw so that means that when you are not working the only thing you wear is your undies? LOL Super S Undies Super Sexy!
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    I have to Clean the house and it sucks, i don't want to. Oh Well I better get my a$$ to work
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    alright guys. im off. ill be back on Monday. Weekends are to busy with women to waste time online.

    but dont worry. ill be thinking of you all!!
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    yay weekend !!!!!

    woot woot,


    start my cycle sunday ,,,


    ****ing pumped ( i know i said wednesday but i couldnt find pins...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    alright guys. im off. ill be back on Monday. Weekends are to busy with women to waste time online.

    but dont worry. ill be thinking of you all!!
    bastard i want a lady friend
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    bastard i want a lady friend
    Ah the ever faithful Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters
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