tell me a story dukkit, if you're still around, a day in the life of dukiin the law
tell me a story dukkit, if you're still around, a day in the life of dukiin the law
I can't find my diver llicence, been using my passport to drink. I should get a new one.
well.... ive been on probation the last 3 years. so ive had to keep clear of the law. but i have stories alright.
listen... back in the day, i lived with 2 roommates. at least one of us got in trouble everyweek. at one point we all lost our drivers licenses. but we lived in the middle of nowhere so we had to drive. all the cops in the town knew us by name. and like i said we got in trouble everyweek. so the cops were always calling us to come into the station to "talk" well my roomate joe got drunk one night and put a message on our answering machine saying, you have reached, (name, name, name) we are all currently out driving without our licenses. (name) is driving this type of car, (name) is in this truck and so on. we left that message on there for like 2 weeks. well one night i was driving home from work and a cop pulled out from nowhere and turned his lights on. i was like shit... here we go. so he came up and it was a cop i knew. he was like hey, i called your apartment to ask about a paintball gun attack. but i got this answering machine message. and well i know you get off work at this time. so he parked by my job and waited for me!! even funnier was that the paintball attack he wanted to talk about actually was done by my other roomates!! hahaha. so i ended up getting another driving without a license ticket.
haha, that's ridic
I'm currently in the process of planning a paintball attack. There is this group of church singing jesus lovers/hippies that hang out on the corner in town. I figure it will take someone to lay down in the bed of the pickup truck, pop up with a devil mask on and blast.
^^ do it!!
i woke up the other morning to my doorbell ringing. ive lived in my place for year and the doorbell is only rung by bible thumpers. so i grabbed a bottle of vodka. and answered the door in just my boxers and the bottle in my hand. the looks on their faces were priceless. they said sorry to bother you... and turned around to leave.
ahh well welcome to my time of day.
who is your avatar of Kratos? that like some character in a game or such?
video game character, god of war, kratos is the god of strength and war, but spelled cratos. Thought it was appropriate for a juicing forum.
Good afternoon Whores
whore
Im don't really play too many video games, but anyone stoked for Gears of War 2 coming out soon?
Wtf is this, lol.
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lol don't hate, gotta go to work, got a few new clients to train today, WOOT.
I just got the number 1 captain of crush hand gripper and the imtub finger gripper for my birthday...
lol, what the hell? Show us some pics
hello...
of what...
the hand grippers...
great shoulder day.....whores
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