'Official Postwhore Thread'

[shield11]

every1 here just pretends there virgins

[NATE0406]

haha shield you are such a slut.. lol

[NATE0406]

I shit at least 4-6. Its by far too many than "normal" people. Lets see how much we shit, lets start a shit log!

As for peeing, hell i would lose count!

haha hell yeah bro.. instead of a cycle log.. a shit log...

[MATTMAN01]

Hey Nate stop eating wheat. I used to go like 7or8 times a day till I stopped eating wheat.

[DSM4Life]

holla

[Dukkit]

booga booga booga

[RickeyJ]

Aaaaall riiiiiight Gigidy Goo!!

[Dukkit]

haha. nice first post Rickey!!!

[thecivilizedanimal]

YAY POOPYTIME ! brb

grab my MD, shit NO TP !? ( baby wipes...?)

[Dukkit]

so last night i was taking a dump, while doing so i was examining my groin. makin sure its all in working order. and i happened to notice a pink discoloration out the corner of my eye that was located under my leg. so i lifted my leg up and damn!!!! i have some huge freaking stretch marks on my the back of my legs. right below where the butt cheek meets the hams.

SWEET!!! im getting bigger!!
i have really been hitting legs hard the last few weeks. so im happy

[thecivilizedanimal]

so last night i was taking a dump, while doing so i was examining my groin. makin sure its all in working order. and i happened to notice a pink discoloration out the corner of my eye that was located under my leg. so i lifted my leg up and damn!!!! i have some huge freaking stretch marks on my the back of my legs. right below where the butt cheek meets the hams.

SWEET!!! im getting bigger!!
i have really been hitting legs hard the last few weeks. so im happy

niice, my hams having been sore the past couple days ( all that riding, mtb street slopestyle shit )


so i was wondering



what is your poopweight ratio ?

i think i drop anywhere from 2-6lbs a day, maybe poop is lighter then i think...

[Dukkit]

hmm, well i know my poop weight for my morning dump (9:30) is about 7 pounds. Its always a big dense one. Then my other 3 or 4 dumps a day are about probably averaging 2 pounds. So over all i would say an 14 lbs a day is lost due to dumping.

My god, did I actually just respond to that question?

[thecivilizedanimal]

hmm, well i know my poop weight for my morning dump (9:30) is about 7 pounds. Its always a big dense one. Then my other 3 or 4 dumps a day are about probably averaging 2 pounds. So over all i would say an 14 lbs a day is lost due to dumping.

My god, did I actually just respond to that question?

yeah that morning one is pretty big, i guess poop is pretty dense, i've notcied my weight fluctuate like crazy dsometimes, its like oh i'm 5lbs lighter this morning ..
crazy


i'd say knowledge of excreted waste is vital.

lol

[Kratos]

I think poop is pretty heavy judging by the backspash you get from a little nugget

[Dukkit]

i know, the ker-plunk and the splash from even little turds is pretty amazing if you look at it in ratio to the the turd.

[Dukkit]

whats up Kratos. How are you doing in this heat? the OR is airconditioned right? my warehouse isnt its about 95 and very humid in here.

[Kratos]

The OR is like a fridge weather it's summer or winter. I think they are worried about bacteria if it gets warm in there.

[Kratos]

I'm sitting in front of an AC duct in my office right now feeling good. It's hot like a bastard out though.

[Edgar]

hmm, well i know my poop weight for my morning dump (9:30) is about 7 pounds. Its always a big dense one. Then my other 3 or 4 dumps a day are about probably averaging 2 pounds. So over all i would say an 14 lbs a day is lost due to dumping.

My god, did I actually just respond to that question?

your full of shit, man!!!

[Kratos]

I saw a dude need to make weight before for a race, he lost 5 pounds in about 5 min. That's a lot of shit.

[Edgar]

[thecivilizedanimal]

I'm sitting in front of an AC duct in my office right now feeling good. It's hot like a bastard out though.

lucky you, its been hot as shit up here the past couple days, i'm at the babymoms and shes got no ac but it rained all last night through to this morning and its still spitting so its actually nice right now

i gotta grab some protein powder downtown.meet up with the babymoms, maybe i'll walk

[Dukkit]

im glad i dont have a babymom. whew!! very surprised that i dont. with all the women ive been with. and not always using a rubber. hmm. maybe i do have one. damn.

[thecivilizedanimal]

im glad i dont have a babymom. whew!! very surprised that i dont. with all the women ive been with. and not always using a rubber. hmm. maybe i do have one. damn.

lol i got two babymoms, i have a daughter in england i recently found out about

[Dukkit]

lol i got two babymoms, i have a daughter in england i recently found out about

haha ouch

[RA]

Wow, too many tags on thisun

[Dukkit]

never to many tags!! never!!! mwah, hahahaahah

[RA]

So that was you, hey dukkit..lol

never to many tags!! never!!! mwah, hahahaahah

[Dukkit]

So that was you, hey dukkit..lol

hey mr. beef.
well you can only make 2 tags. so 2 of them are from me. but i wish i could do more. haha.

[Dukkit]

there i gave you a tag Roidattack.

[Dukkit]

hmm, why is it i can fall in love/lust with pretty much every woman i meet. and no im not on cycle. lol

[Kratos]

re-formated C: on my laptop. That sucked, now it has nothing on it. It was getting to be a pain to use, full of virus I think. Lets kill bill gates, what a crappy OS windows is.

[Glock-19]

cool

[shifty_git]

BACK ONCE AGAIN FOR THE RENEGADE MASTER!

What a few weeks i've had!

Busy as hell with work.. thought that was all out of the way....

Then my house gets hit by lightning!

Crazy crazy 3 weeks!

[shifty_git]

yo duk n kratos!

[Kratos]

THought you died shifty

[shifty_git]

nearly kratos!

if i had have been at home i might have!

but i'm a happy man today as just found out what the insurance company are payin!

woo hoo!!!

[NATE0406]

what up shift? been a while. that sucks about your house.

[shifty_git]

I was mega stressed to start with....

But finding out the insurance are happy to pay out n what there offering has made me in some sick way glad it happened!

Chimney came through the roof, all the electric sockets blew out the walls, fried most of my out of date electrical stuff....

Insurance are buying me all new stuff, fixing and decorating the house, and me n the miss's got to stay in some hotels n have a break!

Was already in the process of havin the kitchen done... so getting a revamped house in the next couple of weeks!

[NATE0406]

I was mega stressed to start with....

But finding out the insurance are happy to pay out n what there offering has made me in some sick way glad it happened!

Chimney came through the roof, all the electric sockets blew out the walls, fried most of my out of date electrical stuff....

Insurance are buying me all new stuff, fixing and decorating the house, and me n the miss's got to stay in some hotels n have a break!

Was already in the process of havin the kitchen done... so getting a revamped house in the next couple of weeks!

haha well just think of it as one of those damn house makeover shows.. lol