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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    haha, nice one. well i have a record so i dont have to worry about being called for jury duty. whew!!
    I have a record too...but I still get letters to go...

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    If called for jury duty one sure fire way to be dismissed is to say you hate cops and your daddy is the grand dragon at the local kkk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery13 View Post
    I have a record too...but I still get letters to go...
    hmm, sucks to be you. maybe my record is worse. which im sure it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    If called for jury duty one sure fire way to be dismissed is to say you hate cops and your daddy is the grand dragon at the local kkk!
    genious...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hmm, sucks to be you. maybe my record is worse. which im sure it is.
    probally...my record is old...I'm sure my has been cleared by now...

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    only 49 more pages till 1000 pages let's go whores...

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    next page... flip!!

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    whores whores whores

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    350..

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    I just got rick roll'd...dirty mother ****er...

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    Quote Originally Posted by swol_je View Post
    350..
    ballin!!

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    dukkit you have to shorten that custom...I got bored reading it

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack View Post
    dukkit you have to shorten that custom...I got bored reading it
    no it took him days to come up with it...next page please...

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    ...hhhmmmm

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    I can see why, its like a novel

    Quote Originally Posted by Misery13 View Post
    no it took him days to come up with it...next page please...

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    a new page today would be nice

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    very nice indeed...

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    post six hundred and sixty six...

    "Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the
    beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
    Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
    beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and
    sixty six."

    I left alone my mind was blank
    I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

    What did I see can I believe that what I saw
    that night was real and not just fantasy

    Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
    reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

    'Cos in my dream it's always there the evil face that twists my mind
    and brings me to despair

    The night was black was no use holding back
    'Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
    In the mist dark figures move and twist
    Was this all for real or some kind of hell
    666 the number of the beast
    Hell and fire was spawned to be released

    Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
    As they start to cry hands held to the sky
    In the night the fires burning bright
    The ritual has begun Satan's work is done
    666 the number of the beast
    Sacrifice is going on tonight

    This can't go on I must inform the law
    Can this still be real or just some crazy dream
    But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
    They seem to mesmerise me ... can't avoid their eyes
    666 the number of the beast
    666 the one for you and me

    I'm coming back I will return
    And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
    I have the fire I have the force
    I have the power to make my evil take it's course
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    the mark of the beast

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    Quote Originally Posted by swol_je View Post
    the mark of the beast
    the mark of the beast as written in the bible is actually 999...since everything in hell is written backwards...

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    My ex-wife does the same thing..hmm

    Quote Originally Posted by Misery13 View Post
    the mark of the beast as written in the bible is actually 999...since everything in hell is written backwards...

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack View Post
    My ex-wife does the same thing..hmm

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    where did everyone go...

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    took a nap

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    that would be nice...

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    would be better if I could sleep for more than 30min.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swol_je View Post
    would be better if I could sleep for more than 30min.
    even at night...

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    na but I do get up atleast 3x a night 2 piss. cant remember the last time I sleep the whole night through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swol_je View Post
    na but I do get up atleast 3x a night 2 piss. cant remember the last time I sleep the whole night through.
    yeah me too...that's why I have a MRP already made so I can eat at night too..

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    fine...I'll whore it up alone...

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    whore...This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 15 seconds.

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    marco...

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    still going strong huh?

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    polo

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    Quote Originally Posted by swol_je View Post
    mclovin
    no...mclovin...

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    Quote Originally Posted by swol_je View Post
    still going strong huh?
    sorry man...I'm effing bored...

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    yep me 2 might as well try to get some posts in

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