'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

ussually if they say it to me my responce is "who said i would sleep with you tonight" Then i do im such a liar

haha, thats good. ill have to use that next time.

[Dukkit]

what i leave to get a smoothie and everyone just stops whoring!! candy asses!!

[gixxerboy1]

what i leave to get a smoothie and everyone just stops whoring!! candy asses!!

i hate whoring alone

[Dukkit]

hehe. well im never alone. i have to many ppl in my head.

[gixxerboy1]

all my in my head friends ran away on me

[Dukkit]

all my in my head friends ran away on me

well you have to treat them nicely man. or else they get fed up and move on. but i personally like them. im alone alot so they help me get through the lonely nights. they always make me laugh when im sad. i love my friends in my head.

[gixxerboy1]

now you tell me. Maybe i'll send some flowers to make up

[Dukkit]

mine prefer boxed chocolates and a nice bottle of wine. they are allergic to flowers.

[Dukkit]

have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

ha, my ex roomate just texted me that. thats from batman isnt it?

[abbot138]

Wow, i just did like 40 minutes of real posting in the diet section with newbs. I have earned some whore time.

[abbot138]

I heart vagina.

[abbot138]

wheres the duk when you need him

[abbot138]

Deads today. FVCKIN PUMPED

[Dukkit]

yo!!

i did deads yesterday! my back is swole!!

[abbot138]

My Fvcking Job Blows Everyone, It Blows

[Dukkit]

i like how you refer to me as "the duk" it makes me feel important. haha

[Dukkit]

My Fvcking Job Blows Everyone, It Blows

does it swallow? or spit it right in your eyes?

[abbot138]

yo!!

i did deads yesterday! my back is swole!!

LOVE IT!!!! Scare the small children, its so much fun. I lift in this pvssy-ass yuppy gym so only me and about 2 other guys even do deads. I get some funny looks, lol.

[abbot138]

i like how you refer to me as "the duk" it makes me feel important. haha

Doooood thats cuz you ARE important, lol.

[Dukkit]

My custom title is really starting to grow on me. LOL.

[Dukkit]

LOVE IT!!!! Scare the small children, its so much fun. I lift in this pvssy-ass yuppy gym so only me and about 2 other guys even do deads. I get some funny looks, lol.

haha. i lift in a family owned little gym, i have never seen anyone do deads other then me, ever... ive been going there for over a year!!!

[Dukkit]

Doooood thats cuz you ARE important, lol.

aww, i feel the love.

[abbot138]

does it swallow? or spit it right in your eyes?

It rubs it in all over itslef. The chick im going to see next week does that, Im not sure how I feel about it, i mean im as much a freak as the next guy (well excpet for you of course) But im just not sure if her rubbing my giz all over herself is a turn-on or not.

[abbot138]

haha. i lift in a family owned little gym, i have never seen anyone do deads other then me, ever... ive been going there for over a year!!!

Dont you love it, big fish in a small pond. Makes ya feel bigger than you really are, lol...sucks when you go to a real gym tho and see ACTUAL lifters and body-builders, lol.

[Dukkit]

It rubs it in all over itslef. The chick im going to see next week does that, Im not sure how I feel about it, i mean im as much a freak as the next guy (well excpet for you of course) But im just not sure if her rubbing my giz all over herself is a turn-on or not.

hmm, yes i am a freak. i have been known to jiz all over the girls face then lick it off her and then kiss her with it on my tounge. but thats just me. im evil

[swol_je]

There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are harder to find.

[abbot138]

There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are harder to find.

This is true, that smae girl im talking about will do all that, but refuses to swallow, go figure.

[abbot138]

hmm, yes i am a freak. i have been known to jiz all over the girls face then lick it off her and then kiss her with it on my tounge. but thats just me. im evil

Issues. lol.

[Dukkit]

Dont you love it, big fish in a small pond. Makes ya feel bigger than you really are, lol...sucks when you go to a real gym tho and see ACTUAL lifters and body-builders, lol.

yea i feel small when ill go and lift at friends gym. but in my gym im god!!

[Dukkit]

Issues. lol.

yes, yes i do. ive done nastier then that. but thats between me and the sheets. lol.

[abbot138]

yea i feel small when ill go and lift at friends gym. but in my gym im god!!

LMAO! Yup. Think it prob fvkcs with my progress too, kind of like lifting with someone smaller than you, as opposed to someone bigger, stronger. But whatever, its good for the ol confidence. And the jail bait is always just in awe, lol.

[abbot138]

Speaking of jail bait, wtf is up with high school girls these days. JEEEEESSSUS, they look like porn stars. Gotta be all the hormones and steroids we use in our beef, cuz thats just not right.

[abbot138]

They hit there physical peek at like 15-16, then they start getting fat once they start getting legal, lol. Bull shiit.

[swol_je]

This is true, that smae girl im talking about will do all that, but refuses to swallow, go figure.

id slap a beitch for spitting

[swol_je]

They hit there physical peek at like 15-16, then they start getting fat once they start getting legal, lol. Bull shiit.

freshman 15

[abbot138]

id slap a beitch for spitting

LOL! nice, maybe ill try that, or just smakc her in the back of the head after i bust and make her "accidentally" swallow.

[swol_je]

giver the abe lincoln

[Dukkit]

Speaking of jail bait, wtf is up with high school girls these days. JEEEEESSSUS, they look like porn stars. Gotta be all the hormones and steroids we use in our beef, cuz thats just not right.

oh my god. i was just talking about this with my boy. we were out at a mall and there were so many girls that had bodies like whoa! and they were like 14. i told my friend.. i do not want a daughter!!

[abbot138]

freshman 15

Yeah, thats for damn sure. Girls dont understand that you cant just drink beer every night and not get fat. its a shame I see so many college girls with beautiful faces and sloppy bodies.

[swol_je]

or the dirty sanchez