I just wanted to take a piss...

[tadpoleboyy]

Maybe someone will be entertained by this-

So last night, i wake up at about 3: 30 am, cuz i was having one of those dreams where you have to pee but can't find anywhere, so i woke up knowing i had to go ( i learned from prior experience what happens if you DO find a toleit in your dream, its bad news...). I have to wake up at 6 am for work, so i am dead tired and clumsy and hell. I walk into the bathroom, look at the toleit to make sure its open, and start pissing. I didn't turn the lights on, because its bascially blinding and hurts my eyes to wake up in the middle of a deep sleep and turn on bright ass lights. So i start going, and it feel i bit of piss splash on my legs, so i figure im hitting the toleit seat and aim toward the center more. I feel more piss on my leg... So i open my eyes and look closer - the toleit cover was not up, it was down, and i was pissing right on the top of it. So i jump and freak out, which causes my short to snap back up, thus making me piss all over my shorts. Then i step in my puddle of piss, slip, fall into the wall and make a ton of noise, and get it all over. The carpet is now soaked to, and everything smells like urine. WTF!

The only people who use that bathroom are my brothers, so why the hell would the cover be down?! And i even looked at it, so i thought, i guess i was pretty tired and out of it.

So yea, i had to wipe up all my piss, and jump in the shower at 3:30 in the morning, since my hands, feet, legs, shorts, carpet, toliet, and floor where all piss soaked. All i wanted to do was to take a piss and go back to bed...

[m8intl]

Maybe someone will be entertained by this-

I was entertained. Very amusing. Haha, I'd be pissed if I had to clean up the mess though.

[l2elapse]

haha nice

[Big]

wow that sucks.

[rock357]

tadpoleboy
Thats funny as hell!

My wife woke me up in the middle of the night once and I was sitting at the edge of the bed pissing all over the wall. Damn that Wild Turkey!

[tadpoleboyy]

haha, oh man, i hear you, ive had some bad wild turkey episodes too

[Mogamedogz]

Maybe someone will be entertained by this-


The only people who use that bathroom are my brothers, so why the hell would the cover be down?!

Hilarious... it woulda been even funnier if it were down because one of your brothers had a hottie sleeping over, and all of the noise woke her up just in time to catch you fumbling around in the puddle.

[Schmidty]

that is a bummer

[Sir Lifts-a-lot]

nice shootin tex!

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tadpoleboy
Thats funny as hell!

My wife woke me up in the middle of the night once and I was sitting at the edge of the bed pissing all over the wall. Damn that Wild Turkey!

that reminds me one night while i was on my computer and my friend was passed out and he gets up and starts pissing in the middle of my room on the floor and he just stares at me and goes back to sleep

[Johny-too-small]

I sometimes pull out my member only half way during mid-night pisses. My helmet will stop at the fly and I'll piss on my sack. I guess I should not wear my skids to bed.

[Big]

I wish I had an accidental pissing story to share, I suddenly feel so inadequate

[DSM4Life]

This is what you need:


Glow Shows Where The Pee Goes, MoFo

[Lexed]

hey dude dont worry about it when I was 3 I fell inside of the toilet while trying to take a shit

[Big]

This is what you need:


Glow Shows Where The Pee Goes, MoFo

wow, that must be what the pisser on the starship Enterprise looks like.

[UberSteroids]

Yeah, I do know exaclty what happens when you wanna piss badly and you find a nice spot in your dream

Damn, that's a nice accessory for the toilet, might get one.

[tadpoleboyy]

wow that thing would have def. prevented this, where can i buy one?!

Yeah, I do know exaclty what happens when you wanna piss badly and you find a nice spot in your dream

thank god im not the only one the whole peeing-in-my-dream thing happens to haha

[UberSteroids]

Yeah, I want one too, I will feel like I am taking a piss in some STAR TREK spacecraft!!!

[holden]

hey dude dont worry about it when I was 13 I fell inside of the toilet while trying to take a shit

Dude.. 13.. thats not cool

[therecanonlybe1]

damn, it's a good thing one of your brothers wasn't taking a dump

[ebjack]

I've always said " if your dreaming that you're peeing..you better wake the fvck up"

[Lexed]

holdon u bastard stop editing the qoutes lol

[inky-e]

i woke up in the middle of the night totally plastered from before and went to piss,i took a long relieving piss only to actually wake up with my wife screaming at me that i was pissing on the night table!we talk about those good times and remember them fondly.

[admirals56]

haha i use to have the dreaming problem. i remember i was at a bar and just got done chugging 4 budlights and it was so real so im walking to the bathroom and i find the stall start pissing and my leg was getting warmer and i didnt see anything so i finished and woke up and full of piss. this has happend about 3 times lol. last new years i was at a friends house, i was sleeping on the floor and he gets up wakes me up is standing in the middle of his bedroom and opens the toilet seet but there wasnt a toilet it was so funny. i was like wtf are you doing he didnt answer and started pissing on my leg i pushed him so hard he made a huge as whole in his wall with his hip and just went face first in his piss and was sleeping in it the whole night i was lau***ng for about 10 minets thinking whether or not to move him but i just went back to sleep.

[Panzerfaust]

Entertaining for sure. I do that fro time to time minus the pissing all over everything and falling into the wall and needing a shower afterwards.

I pissed last night and felt some hitting my legs, so i readjusted my aim.

[Voice of Reason]

I usually just piss in the kitchen sink saves on the water bill too.