
Originally Posted by
thetank
nice man!!!
reminds me of this time i was walking through a small sand soaked village in arabia..and this busker was playing a flute adjacent to me persuading his pet cobra to dance out of its basket but he wasnt getting any response....frustrated he plays louder, and all of a sudden i feel movement beneath my pants..i look down and my penis slithers out of my fly and starts to weave back and forth towards this hot young arabian virgin and her hot young arabian friend next to her...being that my dick is longer, thicker, and stronger than the rest of my body i leave it alone and let it jive where it wants (and it does so without relent)...next thing i know it wraps around both bitches necks and pulls them in like roped caddle...did i mention they were like 4 feet away from me? that flute never stopped playin man...and buddys king cobra finally peaked his head out to see what was going on, then the party REALLY started...5 minutes later me AND the snake had broken one hymen each, i had the skin scratched off my back and was crowned god of arabias newest religion. I even made it home in time for supper. TRUE STORY.