Human testicle worth 70,000?

[dedic8ed1]

A friend of mine just had a vesectimee and his doctor said that a healthy testicle is worth 70,000.If this is true I'm gonna do it,fuk it I got 1 kid and that's enough for me.Anyone with info on this subject please post.

[QuieTSToRM33]

I'll def give up a nut for 70 g's

[auslifta]

who wants a second hand testie? hhmmm that new GTR is coming out next year............

[Lexed]

wtf do they do with it

[PEWN]

who wants a second hand testie? hhmmm that new GTR is coming out next year............

nicely put.... i only need one.....

[Renesis]

Isn't a kidney like 200gs???

[dedic8ed1]

wtf do they do with it

Well that was my first question and he told me that people that can't have children purchase one and go thru the I guess the installation procedure.

[Hoggage_54]

Well that was my first question and he told me that people that can't have children purchase one and go thru the I guess the installation procedure.

Imagine someone busting your nut 2000 kilometers away

[auslifta]

Isn't a kidney like 200gs???

ill do them a deal, kidney and ill throw in a testie all for 250, this offer wont last.

[Renesis]

LOL!! Dude I want to sell my body parts now -.-

[dedic8ed1]

Just think what you can do with 70,000,a down payment on a house 20 year investment,the possibilities are endless.I'm in man sign me up yesterday.

[tadpoleboyy]

screw roids, give me a third nut

[305GUY]

I'll def give up a nut for 70 g's

**** YEAH!.. that would get me out of debt and hopefully get me to own my first home.. besides my girl would love me if i had one nut... (well i hope..lol)

[dedic8ed1]

screw roids, give me a third nut

Alright then you got 70,000

[Big]

{used car salesman voice}
...what would it take to put my testicle in you today?

[juiceball88]

Here is the ad:
FOR SALE

I testicle slightly used. shrunken slightly from years of steriod abuse.MSRP$70,000. willing to let go for $30,000.leave message. juiceball

[hocoathlete]

ofcourse you could sell a kidney, and a testie,

then with that money invest a shit load and get even more money.


soon after you invest youll have like millions.


then buy back a kidney and a testie.

[dedic8ed1]

{used car salesman voice}
...what would it take to put my testicle in you today?

I love it

[StoneGRMI]

With todays economy I'll wait until the price gets higher before selling. Always remember; buy low, sell high.

[Renesis]

What other way do you suggest getting 70k within a few hours -.-

[auslifta]

What other way do you suggest getting 70k within a few hours -.-

CFD's

[thetank]

70 grand? thats enough for me to live with one ball. hell ide do it for 10

[hocoathlete]

70 grand? thats enough for me to live with one ball. hell ide do it for 10

nah, 70 sounds better.

[dedic8ed1]

Can't find anything online for it,nothing concrete anyway.I guess I'll speak to the sergeon who did my friends procedure.And then I'm cream.

[Big]

nah, just list it on eBay and make them bid for it.

[auslifta]

cant sell body parts on ebay, but the russians might be able to help you

[QuieTSToRM33]

**** YEAH!.. that would get me out of debt and hopefully get me to own my first home.. besides my girl would love me if i had one nut... (well i hope..lol)

Exactly what I'm thinking !

[x_moe]

aint nobody taking my balls away from me

[dedic8ed1]

Am I crazy to consider this,nope just broke.

[Coop77]

So who pays $70k for a nut? What do they do with it? I've never heard of a testicle transplant.

[batlin]

I know dogs can get a prosthetic testical put in when you neuter them ( i looked into it for my dog) so id say, I'll sell one for 70K get a 10cent marble, throw it in there and nobody will know!!!

[proud13]

I'd give up a nut and kidney for 150G's. Live healthy as hell, buy some serious supplements, train 24/7, retire and invest like a mofo in high beta stocks for huge short term capital gain and become a millionaire...move to another country immediately (i.e. Switzerland or some other tax free haven), travel the world then buy a healthier set of balls and a new kidney. Damn!!! Where the hell can I sign up for this ASAP?!

This should be legal. Sick people get healthy, poor people get wealthy. Capitalism at it's finest!

[therecanonlybe1]

70 g's...shit i'd sell mine for 100 bucks being all used and beat up..

[LawMan018]

A friend of mine just had a vesectimee and his doctor said that a healthy testicle is worth 70,000.If this is true I'm gonna do it,fuk it I got 1 kid and that's enough for me.Anyone with info on this subject please post.

Thank god I was born with 17 of em'

[K.Biz]

is this for real? Because Im thinking about it...

[Bruce000]

Well that was my first question and he told me that people that can't have children purchase one and go thru the I guess the installation procedure.

You guys mustn't joke if I had the money I would pay for them! For infirtile couples we would almost do anything to have kids

[Receiver84]

That's it. With all of this interest I am going to start a new testicle brokerage firm. I'll broker the distribution of your nuts for a small, say, $5,000 fee. I'm now taking clients.

[Bruce000]

That's it. With all of this interest I am going to start a new testicle brokerage firm. I'll broker the distribution of your nuts for a small, say, $5,000 fee. I'm now taking clients.

Ya you can call it "Nuts and Bolts Brokerage firm" With a caption saying "We ar nuts about your Nuts"

[RA]

aint nobody taking my balls away from me

Same here...I dont care how much they offer.

[batlin]

Here is a question...

you sell your Nut...
the guy buys it, makes a new bouncing baby boy

is that boy yours? ie: will it look like you or will it look like him?