When you KNOW it's time to stop spreading butter on your doughnuts...

**Mogamedogz** · 07-25-2007, 09:45 PM

www.kstp.com/article/stories/s142225.shtml?cat=1

What a fat bastard! lol- When you are too heavy for an AIRCRAFT to rescue... it might be time to skip the cheeze whiz on your pork grinds.

**Hoggage_54** · 07-25-2007, 09:46 PM

Glad to hear you're ok!

**Mogamedogz** · 07-25-2007, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

Glad to hear you're ok!

Took them awhile... but they finally managed to Sky Crane me out... Man i knew i should have passed on that extra twinkie (or six).

**Hoggage_54** · 07-25-2007, 09:49 PM

We're just happy knowing that you made it

**thetank** · 07-25-2007, 09:59 PM

a rock deflated his tube my ass..ive never seen a tube that supports 500 lbs.

**Mogamedogz** · 07-25-2007, 10:19 PM

Favorite quote... lmao!!

"I figured tubing was sort of like swimming - you kick your legs, you pull with the arms and you can just rest and float if you get tired," Rike said. "I wasn't counting on a rock taking out the tube."

Rescue crews from Minnesota and Wisconsin worked through Monday night and into Tuesday, their task made more difficult by the shallow water on that stretch of river. They finally rigged up a floating platform by lashing three canoes together, and floated Rike out on that.