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    Red face Tired of being horny all the time?

    My first cycle I did everything right and spent three months walking around with nothing but sex on my mind and erections at all the wrong times. My next cycle I just decided to use up some of my excess Dbol for a month. Then, since my first cycle was so trouble free, I got cocky and blew off PCT after my cycle was over. For the first time in my life I was at peace with myself when I seen a hot chick. Hillarious! It was kind of nice, I gotta say. I've alway been a total sex hound since childhood even. It only became a problem for me when my girlfriend started thinking I didn't like her anymore. No biggie though, I just explained it to her and a few weeks after my cycle was over, things were back to normal. Crazy , isn't it? I hope this little antidote amuses you as much it does me! LOL!

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    might sound ridiculous but i'm actually waiting to get a girlfriend before jumping on my cycle for the horny reasons............

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    O dude my first cycle was insane i was a walking erection, But when the time came for it to end and pct, which i only had nolva I banged my old lady maybe once a week if she made me for about 2 months, it was so so sad.

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    Get on some Letro and Clomid and the whole world will change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokeyd
    O dude my first cycle was insane i was a walking erection, But when the time came for it to end and pct, which i only had nolva I banged my old lady maybe once a week if she made me for about 2 months, it was so so sad.
    I can relate to that.

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    nope...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johny-too-small
    Get on some Letro and Clomid and the whole world will change.
    not even beer googles and supermodels would be able to save your sex drive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic
    not even beer googles and supermodels would be able to save your sex drive
    Amen!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnm
    might sound ridiculous but i'm actually waiting to get a girlfriend before jumping on my cycle for the horny reasons............
    make sure shes on the pill

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    Even without a cycle I have sex on my mind constantly... I'll always look at a girl and wonder what it would be to do her, or wonder how many beers it would take me to do her... Then again, I'm 19....

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    Quote Originally Posted by LawMan018
    Even without a cycle I have sex on my mind constantly... I'll always look at a girl and wonder what it would be to do her, or wonder how many beers it would take me to do her... Then again, I'm 19....
    Was that anal sex? ....with guys? Or gay porn? I forget

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic
    Was that anal sex? ....with guys? Or gay porn? I forget
    I hate you guys...

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    just buggin you bro

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    HAHHAHAH thats funny shit!

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    Yeah being that Im 21 and I haven't cycled yet my nat test levels are through the roof. I get at least 10 erections just sitting here online not even thinking about sex -.-

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    i just got a erection thinking about getting one...

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    fun times

    You guys are f&*king hilarious. You flame eachother and are good sports at it. THis is my kind of forum. Why didn't I find this website earlier? I mean damn who wouldn't have thought of this url name?
    btw I don't get erections at weird times anymore because I havn't done a cycle in a while and my natural test it ok. It's just I am married to a nymph. If not once a day it is every-other-day. My wife is awesome. I'm gonna get her some melatan II from lion on of these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LawMan018 View Post
    or wonder how many beers it would take me to do her...
    Or him.
    Muscle Asylum Project Athlete

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
    Or him.
    Lol....Lawman you are always going to have to put up with some sh-t. You kind of brought it on yourself. Anyways weren't you saying something about joining the military??? Whatever happened to that.....remember the don't ask don't tell policy. Sorry for the hijack.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renesis View Post
    Yeah being that Im 21 and I haven't cycled yet my nat test levels are through the roof. I get at least 10 erections just sitting here online not even thinking about sex -.-
    I have the perfect solution for you renesis...


    page 2
    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...=319494&page=2

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    Why would u be tired of being horny lol.....i mean lets be honest here!!!

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    Well here in Holland, hookers are everywhere for sale. But theyre pretty expensive.

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    Well as a 44 year old i can tell you that it does get better,,,, horny as hell all the time, its great, never go, end of cycle no matter

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    Quote Originally Posted by MRRoboto View Post
    My first cycle I did everything right and spent three months walking around with nothing but sex on my mind and erections at all the wrong times. My next cycle I just decided to use up some of my excess Dbol for a month. Then, since my first cycle was so trouble free, I got cocky and blew off PCT after my cycle was over. For the first time in my life I was at peace with myself when I seen a hot chick. Hillarious! It was kind of nice, I gotta say. I've alway been a total sex hound since childhood even. It only became a problem for me when my girlfriend started thinking I didn't like her anymore. No biggie though, I just explained it to her and a few weeks after my cycle was over, things were back to normal. Crazy , isn't it? I hope this little antidote amuses you as much it does me! LOL!
    Theres never a wrong time to have an erection...

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    Theres never a wrong time to have an erection...
    In gym class?

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    Standing on the diving board at the local YMCA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ralf_snake View Post
    Well here in Holland, hookers are everywhere for sale. But theyre pretty expensive.
    you think 50 euro is expensive?, and for how hot some of them are?

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    I once got an erection. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one, I was scared what was going on

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    Quote Originally Posted by sizerp View Post
    In gym class?
    Acceptable!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Standing on the diving board at the local YMCA?
    Totally cool.....now..pissing off the high dive is questionable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    Totally cool.....now..pissing off the high dive is questionable.
    while your teaching kindegarten class.

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    while your in the shower in prison

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    when some nuns ask you for directions

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    when your working as Santa at the local mall

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    while your doctor is giving you a prostate exam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgar View Post
    while your teaching kindegarten class.
    If the kids ask...just say you have a tumor down there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgar View Post
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    It happens....you get used to it after a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    while your doctor is giving you a prostate exam
    It's happened to you, hasn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgar View Post
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    Some nuns are sexy....I often wonder what they are wearing under their habit...if anything.

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