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    Exclamation I got Eye Raped by 2 HOT CHICKS AT GYM!

    IT was krazy they came in as i finished up my work out w/ pwo cardio.

    i watch em kinda
    a GIANT WHALE OF A BEAST! w/ many strange colors in her hair .. the other chunky yet average w/ a weird die'd red hair color bout a 5 in my book i bet she could clean up to a 6.5.

    they work out and of course later they hop on th elipicals next tme YAY
    a whale and an orangatuang.
    they finish up
    they leave
    ... finally my 40min done
    so i lave
    and my SHIRT IS SOAKED like bad
    OKlahoma has humididyt u kant imagine its unreal rright now so i wear a jacket to kinda.. catch the droppin sweat/towel.

    on way out im taking off jacket then i take off soaked shirt k uz **** if im sweat stating my car seat... as im doing difficult task of trying to get soaked strectcyh shirt off i kan feell "EERRRRR" in back of hed
    i turn around its the 2 chicks in thei car facing me starint
    hard CORE
    windows down
    some gay rap blazing
    both have their CIGs hangning out the window kuz we are 19 and COOL and can SMOKE (which is why ur fat) and THEY JUST WTSACH ME
    everthing i do .. i was skared
    so i hop in my car
    grab my bankai (Zangetsu)
    and charge
    cutting their vehincle right in two so they cant fallow
    then i go hom

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    liar!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lightwaytbaby
    liar!!!!!!!!!!
    i wish i coulda pic..
    i could not imagine how this one fit on the ellilpitcial next to me she had the span of 8 men i tell ya!

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    lmfao!!!thats great...gotta love it...

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    U R lucky, fat chicks get touchy grabby sometimes. I've been worse than eye rapped, in party good time atmosphere, and it gets awkward. You can't put it so bluntly as "hands off I'm not a dougnut you fat pig."

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    weird............i have always have had bad luck with da chubs...even when i try.

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    So did you follow them and make a sexy time?

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    Hey they might not be nice to look at, but damn they give good head!

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    Fat chicks need love too bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33
    Fat chicks need love too bro.
    I thought that is why they created the .99 cent menu.

    I hate when fatties try to cop feels. I had a beached whale Stick her fat hand right down my pants one night (out of nowhere) coming out of a club!! I honestly felt like K.O'ing her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33
    Fat chicks need love too bro.
    They probably felt comfortable staring at Tai as he is fat too. Maybe they were gonna invite you to weightwatchers with them!!

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    fat chicks have food. useful info when your traveling and need a meal

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    HEHE It would have been funner if the did rape you lololool hahaha Sorry just culd not resist.

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    I hate when thet grab for my Guns >>>>

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    Quote Originally Posted by gya321
    So did you follow them and make a sexy time?
    how can i fallow them.. did u not see that i sliced their vehicle in half ?"!~

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    weird.. i remember posting this.. i dont remember talkin bout cuttin their car in half though.. it was a comical NEW read for me this morning as well..

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    Oklahoma humidity... add that its also been 100 degrees lately! You sweat just picking up the mail!

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    Guys Guys come on who would stare at tai -.-

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowonly
    Oklahoma humidity... add that its also been 100 degrees lately! You sweat just picking up the mail!
    yeah plus the gym i goto is HUGE and obviosuly w/ the heat they arent going to keep the AC runnin very much so its like 78? in there.. all the old people are fallin out

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33
    Fat chicks need love too bro.
    Yeah, but they gotta pay!



    Red

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    This is just Tai's way of saying he humped both of them until they moaned like a herd of wilder beasts.
    ***No source checks!!!***

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    Here they are leaving the gym..I cut off their heads to protect their identity but Tai knows:



    I'm still trying to figure out which one could be the "clean up to a 6.5"
    ***No source checks!!!***

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    My god, is there nothing you won't do for attention?

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Here they are leaving the gym..I cut off their heads to protect their identity but Tai knows:



    I'm still trying to figure out which one could be the "clean up to a 6.5"
    I'd fuk the one on the left

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    Hell, hose them off real good, slap some perfume on them, dim the lights and I would fuk both of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Here they are leaving the gym..I cut off their heads to protect their identity but Tai knows:



    I'm still trying to figure out which one could be the "clean up to a 6.5"
    6.5? Thats more like a 0.5.

    Anyways just take one for the team Tai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    I'd fuk the one on the left


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    Tai...Thats what you get for doing that jazzercise dance for cardio in public.

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    The fatties must have recognized Tai's moves from their Richard Simmons Videos...

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    Come on guys... Fat chicks are like scooters, fun to ride when your friends aren't around

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