Are you from Tenessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see....
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Are you from Tenessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see....
Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!
Do you live on a chicken farm? (No.) You sure know how to raise cocks
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Do you want to go swimming? Damn, there isn't a pool around... But my sheets are blue?
Baby, I would do more things to you than MacGyver in a "Do-It-Yourself Shop".
I tried them all already they dont work :(
That dress is very becoming on you! then again if I was that dress I'd be cumming on you too.
cha ching...
**** me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Excuse me. Do you want to fcvk or should I apologize?
:tfg:
Do you want to have a pizza and go screw?
***SLAP***
What the matter, you don't like pizza?
Have to try this one on my wife!!Quote:
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
I like the straight forward approach...
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Excuse me. Do you want to fcvk or should I apologize?
heres how bino scores... he told me so himself LOL
http://forums.steroid.com/attachment...6&d=1187737101
lmfao...
Nice shoes... wanna fvck?
And yea Saw say a girl actually say yes to this (not to me).. her reply..
"why do guys say the nice shoes part.. just say wanna fvck!"
lol i like this oneQuote:
Originally Posted by pewntang
nice ^...lol
:haha: funniest line i ever heardQuote:
Originally Posted by Igifuno
i am like a uni-corn you dont see me, but you sure hear alot about me
not sure if it is a pick up line, my buddy said it to a girl this wknd, made the girl laugh her ass off and she hung out with him the rest of the night, so i guess it maybe one
:haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by taiboxa
:haha: I've tried this twice, and rate it 50/50...Quote:
Originally Posted by Igifuno
Hey girl... lemme show you why my last girl didn't make me pay any rent.
u gotta be well endowed for that one :frown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Renesis
Use the kyuubis power to get more penis tai...
You got a keg in your pants? Because I want to tap that ass.
You must work for UPS because I saw you checking out my package.
not bad!Quote:
Originally Posted by jon77
:tear: not fair! i was born that way.Quote:
Originally Posted by taiboxa
'Lets have sex.'
works all the time
"hey bitches free coke!"
I asked a girl one time if she wanted a drink. She told me that if I wanted her to be sweet, then get her something sweet. I asked her what would happen if I got her the nastiest drink they serve...I didnt even mean for it to be a pick up line, but it worked
BTW, the "Wanna Fvck" line works, but timing is everything...
(You) "Judging by my watch your not wearing any panties."
(her) "But Im wearing panties.."
(You) "My watch must be an hour fast."
Want to go halves on a bastard?
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Originally Posted by roidattack
:haha: love that one!
is your name daisy?
because i have an irresistible urge to plant you right here.