Whats the funniest thing you've seen at the gym?

[helium3]

two guys came into the gym the other day and immediately began benching.

it was obvious that one of them was a novice. after loading way too much weight on the bar, he began his set, his first rep didnt move from his chest, his mate had to lift it,anyway they continued.

halfway through the next rep with his mate screaming words of encouragment the guys left arm gave way, all the plates on that side slid straight off the end of the bar onto the deck, the bar then flipped a 180 through the air due to the weights left on the otherside and crashed down onto the floor bringing the novice down with them, as he stood up and brushed the dust off his clothes his mate turned to him and in all seriousness said...you nearly had it mate!!!!
at this juncture we could no-longer contain ourselves.


That was some funny shit.


Anyone else?

[dupa95]

Yup chick workin out with sunglasses on

[Doc.Sust]

my friend shite his pants when squating.lol!

[Doc.Sust]

also i pulled a 500lb deadlift off the floor so fast that when i came up to lock out, i lost my balance droped the weight from my waste level and fell backward into a decline bench and almost cripled myself. i ended up on my back with the whole gym looking at me like i was a jackass

[dupa95]

my friend shite his pants when squating.lol!

LOL NOT GOOD

[taiboxa]

i'd tell ya but you wouldnt believe me.. lol

bout 10yrs ago i was working as a trainer (just started at my gym)
hard core gym but some effin retards

one guy is on bench... has 5 or 6 plates per side
anyways unlike a real spot he had 2 people spottin him.. one on each side (lil noobs)

anyways there is a SUPER FUXIN HOT ASS CHICK doing back extensions (her ass facing them) and they were mezmorized.

anyways he didnt have clamps on .. plates start to slide off onside.. and FAST
they smash one guys foot... of course the other side still being heavy acts as a counter ballance bar makes huge arc and ****ing KO's the guy who got his foot broken by the plates.. effin classic.

[Amorphic]

Something about guys farting on the leg presses always cracks me up.

[taiboxa]

Something about guys farting on the leg presses always cracks me up.

i saw a fat chick drop her ipod on the tread mill and tried to grab it while she was walking and got all wobbly and busted her face.. I FELT SO ****ING EMBARRASED FOR HER but she just fished that bitch out from under the treadmill and got back on.. wat a trooper

[Alex Rodriguez]

two guys came into the gym the other day and immediately began benching.

it was obvious that one of them was a novice. after loading way too much weight on the bar, he began his set, his first rep didnt move from his chest, his mate had to lift it,anyway they continued.

halfway through the next rep with his mate screaming words of encouragment the guys left arm gave way, all the plates on that side slid straight off the end of the bar onto the deck, the bar then flipped a 180 through the air due to the weights left on the otherside and crashed down onto the floor bringing the novice down with them, as he stood up and brushed the dust off his clothes his mate turned to him and in all seriousness said...you nearly had it mate!!!!
at this juncture we could no-longer contain ourselves.


That was some funny shit.


Anyone else?

i swear to god on this one i saw some chick working out her inner thigh the one where u bring ur knees together or whatever... 3 reps later she is screaming at the top of her lungs, and boy did she complete those extra 4 reps quick lol. she left the gym immediately after that.
i don't think i need to explain what happend during those reps....

[Amorphic]

i saw a fat chick drop her ipod on the tread mill and tried to grab it while she was walking and got all wobbly and busted her face.. I FELT SO ****ING EMBARRASED FOR HER but she just fished that bitch out from under the treadmill and got back on.. wat a trooper

defined by perseverance

[Doc.Sust]

i had an chiro office in a gym years ago. there was a girl who was so dumb (but very hot)that i used to hook up with, she was running on a treadmill, so i got on the treadmill next to her to talk to her,anyway she wasnt paying attention since we were talking and she steped off the side of the treadmill she fell, hit thetreadmill belt and got thrown onto the floor HARD. legs cut up and bleeding,crying the whole works, i had to take her into my offce and bandage her up,and sent her on her way. i shut the door to the office and i just cracked up and laughed for about ten minutes just re-playing the image in my head

[Doc.Sust]

i have another, but this one is funny, but it is wrong.

we had a "special" kid that used to come to the gym named john. he was strong, but he lacked cordination. the gym owners pretty much banned him to use machines only, but he would always try to do free weight when the staff wasnt around, to make matters worse he was wild, he would run into the girl locker room, scream curses, hit people in the face with his baseball hat for no reason.

here is a list of thing he did that finaly got him kicked out of the gym

1 while walking with dumbells he triped over a bench and the dumbells through him hard into the floor, got up screaming FCUK and all other curse words

2 while doing leg extensions, he let the weight slam down do quick that it catapulted him off the machine to the floor. again got up screaming profanities and punched a whole in the wall

3 i used to stretch on the floor. my one friend used to pretend to kick me in the head while i was doing this (wwe style), john saw this, thought it was real and one day deiced to kick me in the head while i was stretching.

4
decided to bench press, put on 225, kid couldnt press 100lbs, got some random guy who didnt know him or the fact he was retarded to lift off for him, he droped the weight on himself like a free fall, almost killed himself, the weights dumped over the floor etc etc

5 THE FINAL STRAW
john decided to squat, did this by himself when no one was around to stop him, while racking the weight, he got his finger got between the rack and bar. he severed his finger severely, it was almost COMPLETELY cut off, he went up to the owner of the gym and his exact words were " i think i need a band aid" so they called an ambulance, he got the finger re-attached and that was the end for him

[Amorphic]

3 i used to stretch on the floor. my one friend used to pretend to kick me in the head while i was doing this, john saw this, thought it was real and one day deiced to kick me in the head while i was stretching.

5 THE FINAL STRAW
john decided to squat, did this by himself when no one was around to stop him, while racking the weight, he got his finger got between the rack and bar. he severed his finger severely, it was almost COMPLETELY cut off, he went up to the owner of the gym and his exacts words were " i think i need a band aid" so they called an ambulance, he got the finger re-attached and that was the end for him

oh those are killer!

[crazyhorse666]

guys that walk with there arms strait out and stick there chest out with a mean look on there face. makes me almost piss myself every time.

[Doc.Sust]

oh those are killer!

i wasnt there for the finger incident, but my friend was, this all happened over ten years ago. evey time i see my buddy, he tells the story. i have heard it so many fckn times i feel like i was right there when it happened

[crazyhorse666]

i have another, but this one is funny, but it is wrong.

we had a "special" kid that used to come to the gym named john. he was strong, but he lacked cordination. the gym owners pretty much banned him to use machines only, but he would always try to do free weight when the staff wasnt around, to make matters worse he was wild, he would run into the girl locker room, scream curses, hit people in the face with his baseball hat for no reason.

here is a list of thing he did that finaly got him kicked out of the gym

1 while walking with dumbells he triped over a bench and the dumbells through him hard into the floor, got up screaming FCUK and all other curse words

2 while doing leg extensions, he let the weight slam down do quick that it catapulted him off the machine to the floor. again got up screaming profanities and punched a whole in the wall

3 i used to stretch on the floor. my one friend used to pretend to kick me in the head while i was doing this (wwe style), john saw this, thought it was real and one day deiced to kick me in the head while i was stretching.

4
decide to bench press, put on 225, kid couldnt press 100lbs, got some random guy who didnt know him or the fact he was retarded to lift off for him, he droped the weight on himself like a free fall, almost killed himself, the weights dumped over the floor etc etc

5 THE FINAL STRAW
john decided to squat, did this by himself when no one was around to stop him, while racking the weight, he got his finger got between the rack and bar. he severed his finger severely, it was almost COMPLETELY cut off, he went up to the owner of the gym and his exacts words were " i think i need a band aid" so they called an ambulance, he got the finger re-attached and that was the end for him

buhahahahahah thats some fuuny shit! hahahahahahaha

[Doc.Sust]

^^^ it is funny, even though he was challenged, it is still funny

[Prada]

Yeah I have one of those "gangsters" that wears sunglasses while doing exercises and with gold chains that are 1)fake and 2)to big for him. He has honestly got to be around 5'9 140-145lbs. Uses the calf machine to do quasi-squats going down 1/10 of they way with maybe 8 plates. He definitely has got a self-image problem because he is obviously completely oblivious to what image he actually is portraying. To each their own.

[buffgator]

There was a cop that works out at my old gym. Fairly big guy, but a real dick and always looks pissed. He was doing some really heavy barbell curls, and ripped the loudest farts ever three reps in a row.

Another time this old prissy looking rich bich was trying to look in her compact mirror to powder her nose, and totally got thrown off the treadmill.

People who use horrible form, or put on way to much weight and then do 1/10th of a rep make me embarresed.

I always kick my shins on the stupid bars that stick out of the machines to hold the plates, then try to keep walking like nothing happened.

Also girls with mega cameltoe I feel embaressed for.

The 70yr old guy that walks out of the locker room in nothing but his whiteys to weigh himself for sure embarreses me.

[Lexed]

A first timer at a the gym went on treadmill. This chick was 300+ pounds. She sets the speed to slow then it starts going faster and she starts screaming HELP Help and then she falls off made my day. more like rolled off but still was very funny.

A skinny wanna be gangster comes in puts 2 plates of 35 on bench and rasies his hands and the thing falls straight on his neck he starts yelling help!!! and then lol he walks out of the gym

[Juicy J]

3 i used to stretch on the floor. my one friend used to pretend to kick me in the head while i was doing this (wwe style), john saw this, thought it was real and one day deiced to kick me in the head while i was stretching.


bwahahha i have been lau***ng for about ten minutes hahaha
just too funny

[Doc.Sust]

3 i used to stretch on the floor. my one friend used to pretend to kick me in the head while i was doing this (wwe style), john saw this, thought it was real and one day deiced to kick me in the head while i was stretching.


bwahahha i have been lau***ng for about ten minutes hahaha
just too funny

i laughed when it happened to, at first i was real mad.i couldnt believe he kicked me in the head, and the more i thought about it,and also how he had no reaction at all to me yelling at him, i laughed

[Second2None]

my friend shite his pants when squating.lol!

[Renesis]

I was doing close grip bench of 185 for reps and the kid next to me kept matching my weight and reps. I was doing them fairly easy while he is just dying after the last set and after each set he just stares at me like hes tough because he can barely normal bench what I close grip. So I decide meh... wtf little bastard wants it so I load up 225 and perform another set, so the kid decides ok lets match him, he lifts looks at me and drops the weight on his chest. I finish while he is yelling at his friend for help and continue on my merry way.

[Second2None]

This girl next to me was on the treadmill she was running kind of funny anywayzz she fuxkin trips over her feet at like 10mph and eats it face first the damn machine just keeps going while shes screamin, im in total shock like no way and it then flung her off the thing she gets back up and trys to play it off and see does it again but this time she grabs her water bottle on the way down so she get flung off it again but the ****in water on the mat is flyn all over her, she ran out of there, the whole time im like did that just happen

[Doc.Sust]

my friend now carries a 2nd pair of underwear in his training bag just in case! LOL!

[bpm1]

puking in the bathroom trashcan after squats is the most embarasing thing ive ever done, but its cool at the same time, my gym is really woosy so ive never seen anyone else puke. hell almost noone even squats free weight

[Doc.Sust]

^^^it happens, almost happened to me quite a few times

[IronReload04]

theirs this kid (i give him the fictional name Bruno)

he was such a douche bag.....I minded my own business, and assumed he was a freshman in college, big time highschool football player or some shit who had serious delusions about himself and ego problems.......Well, turns out he is like 24 years old lol.......he's descent, but by no means special.....unless you are referring to riding the short bus......


He acts tough, because most guys in my gym are 18-21, so he thinks he has to act tuff......

its how he carries himself.......he comes in, to the squat rack, adn violently throws his bag at the floor with an attitude......


to be continued, im tired and must sleep,

[lightwaytbaby]

i saw a fat chick drop her ipod on the tread mill and tried to grab it while she was walking and got all wobbly and busted her face.. I FELT SO ****ING EMBARRASED FOR HER but she just fished that bitch out from under the treadmill and got back on.. wat a trooper

hhahahahahaah1!! i swear ive seen the same thing too. sad thing is i pooped my pants lau***ng, so i loked like the fool...

[taiboxa]

hhahahahahaah1!! i swear ive seen the same thing too. sad thing is i pooped my pants lau***ng, so i loked like the fool...

the lil moo cows are only there to improve them selves.. they kant help it they distort the immediate gravitational pull around them

[lightwaytbaby]

[novastepp]

Tai.

[helium3]

also i pulled a 500lb deadlift off the floor so fast that when i came up to lock out, i lost my balance droped the weight from my waste level and fell backward into a decline bench and almost cripled myself. i ended up on my back with the whole gym looking at me like i was a jackass

luckily i havent done anything like that yet, maybe im not lifting enough

[helium3]

closest ive come to embarrassing myself was when i lost my footing on the treadmill and flew off backwards, but managed to make it look like i was just jumping off.

[Prada]

i saw a fat chick drop her ipod on the tread mill and tried to grab it while she was walking and got all wobbly and busted her face.. I FELT SO ****ING EMBARRASED FOR HER but she just fished that bitch out from under the treadmill and got back on.. wat a trooper

LIES!!!!

Just admit it that the fat chick was actually you Tia. Therein lies the reason as to why you "felt so embarassed for her". Pftttt, calling yourself a trooper

I have video evidence.

::WARNING::That is not a thong it is just to small for her ass.
http://googtube.blogspot.com/2006/10...treadmill.html

[lightwaytbaby]

thats so gross.i cant believe you got an actual vid of poons women...

[goodcents]

When I was a manager at ballys one guy was running on the track and just fell dead on the track.
Another lady had some kind of nerve problem or something and kept blacking out on the treadmill and she kept getting back on that thing till we made her stop











I guess you just had to be there

[Panzerfaust]

When I was a manager at ballys one guy was running on the track and just fell dead on the track.
Another lady had some kind of nerve problem or something and kept blacking out on the treadmill and she kept getting back on that thing till we made her stop











I guess you just had to be there

And what is funny about that?

[goodcents]

And what is funny about that?

Kaaplllaaaaaaatttt. Like I said, you just had to be there ( I was never accused of being a nice guy )