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  1. 09-13-2007, 12:03 AM #1
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    Hot Chicks with Douchebags

    This has to be the best blog EVER! Makes me miss living in New York lol.

    http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.c...s_archive.html

    Far be it for me to pick on high school prom 'baglings, but orange?

    Seriously, orange?

    Orange plus cactus hair?

    I weep for the future.

    There comes a time when every man faces a choice in life. Seek out his spiritual essence. Question existence. Search for higher truth.

    Or just tattoo a ginormous swirl on your arm.

    The other day I was sitting around, sipping a nice tall glass of lemonade out on the porch and watching my grandmother milk the yaks, and I thought to myself, "Ya know? If Dairy Queen ever made a Hottie/Douchey Blizzard milkshake, I wonder what it would look like?"

    Now I know.

    You want lies, Choady McBag?

    Okay.

    They're really into you.

    Gotta love dual twin chest exposure + Jesus Bling. Do they make hazmat suits to protect from that sort of gale force douchosity?
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  2. 09-13-2007, 12:03 AM #2
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    no fake 'n bake, that.
    mandana usurped by gel.
    love your geico ads.

    -- douche of earl

    Unbelievable. He's like the T-1000 of douchebaggery. He will not stop... until we are 'bagged.

    This isn't just the classic 'bag tri-tip hover sandwich. It's a 'bag hoagie. A Jersey extra long sub of douchebaggery and cheese. With extra olive oil.

    She may not have a face that would inspire Petrarchian sonnets, but those bosoms deserve whistles of admiration and a celebratory twinkie
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  3. 09-13-2007, 01:59 AM #3
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    Oh man so funny. I am guessing these pics are hailing from none other than New Jersey.
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    yo that kid in the first pic with the blow out, is that sh*t real???? theres no way his skin is THAT tan, thats some spray on shit, you have got to be f*ckin kidding me, i almost choked on my late night salad lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by K.Biz
    yo that kid in the first pic with the blow out, is that sh*t real???? theres no way his skin is THAT tan, thats some spray on shit, you have got to be f*ckin kidding me, i almost choked on my late night salad lol
    hahahaha he looks like an oompa loompa or the human interpretation of a radish
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    ha ha ha that kid is orange as shit. he could deer hunt around here naked, and be legal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse666
    ha ha ha that kid is orange as shit. he could deer hunt around here naked, and be legal!
    rofl, now that's funny!
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    Yea, it would be nice if some of those girls became educated professionals. And one day while they're at the office... every TV just starts playing a vid of her getting railed, doggy-style, by some douche-**** with orange skin and a white guys afro. Just so all her co-workers could laugh at her.
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    Whats wrong with this one? Just a couple of girlfriends hanging out...
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    wow thats gay
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    thats awesome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack





    Whats wrong with this one? Just a couple of girlfriends hanging out...

    Or sisters...lol. Both have chest like a 12 yr old boy.
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    lol....
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    lmao...good stuff!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lpicken
    Oh man so funny. I am guessing these pics are hailing from none other than New Jersey.
    WTF

    It's not like they all come from Jersey. (Just most of them)
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    I gotta hand it to Pumpy here, he knows how to mark his territory using clear and unambiguous physicality. Factor in some primal grunts and the neighboring tribe will know not to approach his female, share his drinking water or urinate on his trees.

    You can almost see the Grieco Virus jump from douche-lips to douche-lips. 'Bag, 'Bag, 'Bag, Bleethed out Hottie. Very sad.


    Cock-a-doodle-douche!



    I always wondered what the alien warlord that Scientology is founded on looks like. Now I know.
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    love this thread
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    the kissing guys... thats f ing hilarious ... what a douche....
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    Quote Originally Posted by lpicken
    Oh man so funny. I am guessing these pics are hailing from none other than New Jersey.
    come on. Staten Island is worse then Jersey
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    f ckin scanks...
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    omg, none of the girls are hot, just a bunch of hoes and the guys look unbelievably gay
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    It's beyond me why god hasn't destroyed the earth?

    Because it is apparent its full of douche bag romo's.
    ***No source checks!!!***
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    stop posting pics of my kind of ppl
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    lol... i was wondering when i was going to see a pic of you in here.
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    half these girls aren't even good looking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp
    half these girls aren't even good looking.
    Thats an understatement. Almost none of them are hot.

    Whats with wearing pink suit jacket with blue pants?
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    You have to be kidding me.....if those guys can get girls...I have to go bbl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada
    Thats an understatement. Almost none of them are hot.

    Whats with wearing pink suit jacket with blue pants?
    agreed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoXracer
    I gotta hand it to Pumpy here, he knows how to mark his territory using clear and unambiguous physicality. Factor in some primal grunts and the neighboring tribe will know not to approach his female, share his drinking water or urinate on his trees.

    You can almost see the Grieco Virus jump from douche-lips to douche-lips. 'Bag, 'Bag, 'Bag, Bleethed out Hottie. Very sad.


    Cock-a-doodle-douche!



    I always wondered what the alien warlord that Scientology is founded on looks like. Now I know.
    u guys dont think the chicks in the first and third pic are hot?
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    These clowns are NOT from Jersey.. if they are I'm moving to LA.

    Moto many props dude I gotta kick from this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack





    Whats wrong with this one? Just a couple of girlfriends hanging out...
    oh wow, does that dude have a nose piercing?!?!? Sorry DSM, the bar has been raised!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    These clowns are NOT from Jersey.. if they are I'm moving to LA.

    Moto many props dude I gotta kick from this thread.
    Oh yes it is. You just have to venture out side Monmouth county some day
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    Who brought the sunburned porcupine ?!






    How do your friends/parents even let you go out looking like that

    BTW Awesome thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by unclemoney
    oh wow, does that dude have a nose piercing?!?!? Sorry DSM, the bar has been raised!
    I dont want anything to do with that "bar"
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    DUDE /\ /\ Delete that crap before they ban your ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    DUDE /\ /\ Delete that crap before they ban your ass.
    Dont worry both the deletion and the banning are in progress
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    Oh yes it is. You just have to venture out side Monmouth county some day
    Thats just fvcking depressing.
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