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    F'n beeawwtch flushed my D-bol

    I f'n hate women. Got in an arguement with my wife. Went to stay the night with a friend, didnt answer her phone calls. She got drunk and flushed my d-bol down the drain. Im so f'n pissed, I just started my cycle a week ago. I dont think I have ever been so pissed in my life, I was shaking for two hours after i discovered what she did. F*CK!!!!

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    lol unlucky bro,u know what they say,hell has no fury....

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    if my girl did that to me it would be a murder case

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    Go fish them out of the sewage system! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by unclemoney
    Go fish them out of the sewage system! lol
    I might just have to indulge in my satanist urge to wring her phukin neck!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dobie-BOY
    I might just have to indulge in my satanist urge to wring her phukin neck!!!!!!!
    That my friend would be immoral!!! For we believe in "eye for an eye" "treat one as treated"

    Unless she came at you with a knife I find this unacceptable in the views of satanism.

    Anyways... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by unclemoney
    That my friend would be immoral!!! For we believe in "eye for an eye" "treat one as treated"

    Unless she came at you with a knife I find this unacceptable in the views of satanism.

    Anyways... lol
    HAHA, I couldnt sleep. Actually she did come at me with a knife. As I was driving off she tried to stab my front tire. when she couldnt puncture it she stabbed at my window. Luckily I had it rolled up. So, now can I wring her f'n neck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dobie-BOY
    HAHA, I couldnt sleep. Actually she did come at me with a knife. As I was driving off she tried to stab my front tire. when she couldnt puncture it she stabbed at my window. Luckily I had it rolled up. So, now can I wring her f'n neck?
    If you want you can go take your steak knife and filet her car!!!

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    Or you can go cut up her jesus emblem on her car "filet o fish" lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by unclemoney
    Or you can go cut up her jesus emblem on her car "filet o fish" lol
    HAHAHA, ROTFLMFAO!!! you are a witty son of a gun.. hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dobie-BOY
    HAHA, I couldnt sleep. Actually she did come at me with a knife. As I was driving off she tried to stab my front tire. when she couldnt puncture it she stabbed at my window. Luckily I had it rolled up. So, now can I wring her f'n neck?
    Lmao,ah true love,always fun lol

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    Shes got to go...you dont mess with a mans dbol

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Shes got to go...you dont mess with a mans dbol
    aggreed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Shes got to go...you dont mess with a mans dbol
    I 2nd that!
    Certain lines you just dont cross...dont disturb me when while im eating...and do ever EVER touch my gear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEST_ME!
    I 2nd that!
    Certain lines you just dont cross...dont disturb me when while im eating...and do ever EVER touch my gear.
    thou shalt not desturb ME slumber!!! hahaha I'm the meanest SOB in the morning when I first wake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unclemoney
    thou shalt not desturb ME slumber!!! hahaha I'm the meanest SOB in the morning when I first wake.
    You havent met my girl...i dont even look at her til she's had at least a 5L of coffee lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by unclemoney
    thou shalt not desturb ME slumber!!! hahaha I'm the meanest SOB in the morning when I first wake.
    You havent met my girl...i dont even look at her til she's had at least a 5L of coffee lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by unclemoney
    thou shalt not desturb ME slumber!!! hahaha I'm the meanest SOB in the morning when I first wake.
    You havent met my girl...i dont even look at her til she's had at least a 5L of coffee lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by unclemoney
    thou shalt not desturb ME slumber!!! hahaha I'm the meanest SOB in the morning when I first wake.
    You havent met my girl...i dont even look at her til she's had at least a 5L of coffee lol

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    whole 4 posts of the same thing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    whole 4 posts of the same thing...
    Cpt. Obvious to the rescue!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dobie-BOY
    I might just have to indulge in my satanist urge to wring her phukin neck!!!!!!!

    Whoa whoa whoa chris benoit calm it down there buddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by unclemoney
    Cpt. Obvious to the rescue!!!

    did i give you permision to speak ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang





    did i give you permision to speak ?
    Oh, my bad, I forgot to play the music

    duhhh da da duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    * puts on his scuba gear and dives into the sewer*

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    whole 4 posts of the same thing...
    stupid mouse....its retarded!

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    I say you flush something that is hers' . Then you will be even!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zipper
    I say you flush something that is hers' . Then you will be even!
    just make sure they're not her birthcontrol pills... That would be bad!!!

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    wtf, icant believe she would do that...drunk or not, thats fvcked up

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    if u dont get reimbursed for them then it looks like u wear the dress in the relationship

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    give her a swirlie

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    or a strawberry short cake during sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed
    or a strawberry short cake during sex
    If I didn't spend so much time in the postwhore thread I would need to ask

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffThaStuff
    if u dont get reimbursed for them then it looks like u wear the dress in the relationship
    Hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed
    or a strawberry short cake during sex

    I haven't been in the postwhore lounge.... I'm lost

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    If memory serves me correctly thats a jiz on the face followed by a punch in the nose as to produce a bloody jizzy face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billybambam

    I haven't been in the postwhore lounge.... I'm lost
    you jeez on the girls mouth and punch her in the nose to make her bleed thats a strawberry shortcake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed
    you jeez on the girls mouth and punch her in the nose to make her bleed thats a strawberry shortcake
    Thats Horrible!

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    Quote Originally Posted by billybambam
    Thats Horrible!
    Hey at least it's not as bad as "the mung"!

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