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  1. 10-29-2007, 10:43 AM #1
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    Fat Bottom Girls..

    Ha what the hell is a matter with me? I used to have a pretty damn good looking girlfriend and then we broke up and now all of a sudden decent chicks i can't really find interest in, but a good old fat girls gets me all kinds of horny! For instance, saturday night, we go to the bars and 3 hours later i find myself standing in my underwear infront of a fat girl. Be all ripped and muscly in my boxer briefs and her all ripply and gross in her thong. I mean her legs were like a windy day on the ocean! So like any self respecting man I titty ****ed her and then cuddled til morning. Ps i wasnt even drinking... at all... haha what the **** is a matter with me???
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    as long as she has a cute/hot face, its all good
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    and for a one night stand, i will take a girl, who does not have a perfect body, but has a perfect vagina over vise versa any day
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronReload04
    and for a one night stand, i will take a girl, who does not have a perfect body, but has a perfect vagina over vise versa any day
    how in hell do you know if she has "a perfect vagina" until it's too late anyway?
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    What about a kind of cute face? The sad thing is it wasnt like a one time one night mistake, I met her friday and spent all night with her, got made fun of all day by my friends, then brought her home saturday night again! Now i cant stop texting her. Am i in love or what? haha.. jk
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    Perfect vagina, perfect face, and perfect body aside, i guess my dick doesnt care, believe it or not my dick has very poor vision... ha
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
    wtf? i got nothin...
    Maybe you scare them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    im with ya man..... im a fatty chaser...
    yeah same here, more cushion for the pushin
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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    Maybe you scare them?
    damnit you got me.......bastard.....and lol in actuality i prolly do scare them
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImFreakingHuge
    Ha what the hell is a matter with me? I used to have a pretty damn good looking girlfriend and then we broke up and now all of a sudden decent chicks i can't really find interest in, but a good old fat girls gets me all kinds of horny! For instance, saturday night, we go to the bars and 3 hours later i find myself standing in my underwear infront of a fat girl. Be all ripped and muscly in my boxer briefs and her all ripply and gross in her thong. I mean her legs were like a windy day on the ocean! So like any self respecting man I titty ****ed her and then cuddled til morning. Ps i wasnt even drinking... at all... haha what the **** is a matter with me???

    I made a mistake this weekend too, but I can say that I definitely had the Captain in me...that's my excuse.

    She wasn't big from the belly button up, but she had some child-birthing hips!! Whoo hoo, the next morning she was like "So you want my number" ...suuuure, I just ended up giving her mine.
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    Well this girl had niceish tits.. so i had that going for me! I was getting ready to titty **** her and shes like do you have any lotion. And i'm like cant you just suck on it a little bit to lube it up? and she said no. So this makes me really doubt the saying that says, "why do fat girls give the best head?" .. because they have to.. but when i finished and blew my load on my buddies bed shes like you coulda just blown it on me, its not like ive never had a pearl necklace before..... hahaha gross bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImFreakingHuge
    Well this girl had niceish tits.. so i had that going for me! I was getting ready to titty **** her and shes like do you have any lotion. And i'm like cant you just suck on it a little bit to lube it up? and she said no. So this makes me really doubt the saying that says, "why do fat girls give the best head?" .. because they have to.. but when i finished and blew my load on my buddies bed shes like you coulda just blown it on me, its not like ive never had a pearl necklace before..... hahaha gross bitch
    Dam, PM me her number when your done with her!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImFreakingHuge
    Ha what the hell is a matter with me?
    I would like to know too.
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    the tony danza gets a fat bitch off every time..
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    i admit i would enjoy conquering a deuce +
    but uh...cuddlin til morning with no drinks? wtf is wrong with you man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by christopherallen View Post
    i admit i would enjoy conquering a deuce +
    but uh...cuddlin til morning with no drinks? wtf is wrong with you man.
    lol ha damnt i cant stop lau***ng... and i dont know, i guess my saying is 220 or more looking to score right? Listen she wasnt even 200 plus she was like 165 tops... but she was like 4'11" either way she had a tattoo on her lower back and i about threw up staring at it. What i'm really most excited about is to get syphillis from her.
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    well atleast your excited buddy.... you just nailed lexeds sister be proud...
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    im sure everybody on here has hooked up with a fatty before..the fact that you were sober shocks and distrubs me!! I hope youre on a gram of test or more/wk!! haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImFreakingHuge View Post
    lol ha damnt i cant stop lau***ng... and i dont know, i guess my saying is 220 or more looking to score right? Listen she wasnt even 200 plus she was like 165 tops... but she was like 4'11" either way she had a tattoo on her lower back and i about threw up staring at it. What i'm really most excited about is to get syphillis from her.
    Just remember diamonds are forever and so are herpes!! haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by longhorn814 View Post
    Just remember diamonds are forever and so are herpes!! haha
    Plus, herpes won't leave you in a divorce.. so i've got that going for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang View Post
    im with ya man..... im a fatty chaser...
    You sick bastard! LOL
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    Ever notice fat girls thin out a bit when you lay them down?
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    Quote Originally Posted by longhorn814 View Post
    im sure everybody on here has hooked up with a fatty before..the fact that you were sober shocks and distrubs me!! I hope youre on a gram of test or more/wk!! haha
    hell ya... you should see some of the things that i've screwed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Ever notice fat girls thin out a bit when you lay them down?
    I've usually been too intoxicated to notice that or remember it for that matter.

    I don't go out and get as plowed as I used to, I think that's why the lul in fatties. We'll see as I get deeper in my single life though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Ever notice fat girls thin out a bit when you lay them down?
    kinda like a pancake huh?
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    chubby girls get my dick hard cus they got nice sized tits and a really fat ass... and with a little bit of bodyfat i can deal with i'll fvck a fat chick all night long
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Ever notice fat girls thin out a bit when you lay them down?
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    its more like a half filled water ballon than a pancake....
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    Also I find the chubbys tighter too.. guess it is all the fat pressing down
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