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**39+1** · 10-30-2007, 09:40 PM

My bazzooka is 8 and 7/8 inches long and the circumference is a little over
6 and 3/4 inches around. Im fourty years old and when im tired it doesnt get fully taunt like i like, it until I start hitting high RPMs.

Im getting a kind of complex over it. Does she notice?
and dont lie to me, I can take it,
and who ever the guy is with the picture of the two guys kissing i dont want to know your opinion either.

**nowdenlid** · 10-30-2007, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by 39+1

My bazzooka is 8 and 7/8 inches long and the circumference is a little over
6 and 3/4 inches around. Im fourty years old and when im tired it doesnt get fully taunt like i like, it until I start hitting high RPMs.

Im getting a kind of complex over it. Does she notice?
and dont lie to me, I can take it,
and who ever the guy is with the picture of the two guys kissing i dont want to know your opinion either.

dsm4life

**thegodfather** · 10-30-2007, 10:09 PM

The link below can answer all of your questions regarding your Bazooka...

http://www.designation-systems.net/d.../m6rocket.html

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 10-30-2007, 10:17 PM

maybe u need to get your testosterone checked

**LawMan018** · 10-30-2007, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

The link below can answer all of your questions regarding your Bazooka...

http://www.designation-systems.net/d.../m6rocket.html

lmao

**taiboxa** · 10-30-2007, 11:08 PM

wow w/o me around the quality of this lounge threads drop rock bottom other than magic's thread

**Shane35aa** · 10-31-2007, 07:07 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

wow w/o me around the quality of this lounge threads drop rock bottom other than magic's thread

Tai some of your threads would have to seriouly have their status elevated to make it up to rock bottom.

**WEBB** · 10-31-2007, 07:21 AM

rock bottom Tia....c'mon now....the guy has a serious question about ammunition and you call his threqad rock bottom...thats not fair...you started one on a spork did you not....

**taiboxa** · 10-31-2007, 07:48 AM

Originally Posted by WEBB

rock bottom Tia....c'mon now....the guy has a serious question about ammunition and you call his threqad rock bottom...thats not fair...you started one on a spork did you not....

little early to be kicing back a few isnt it, tubs?

**WEBB** · 10-31-2007, 08:13 AM

its happy hour somewhere man....

**PEWN** · 10-31-2007, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by WEBB

its happy hour somewhere man....

... in that case toss me one ...

**WEBB** · 10-31-2007, 09:01 AM

...there ya go man...

and who is Tia callin Tubs...i know he aint calling me that...thats like the fat pot calling the ripped kettle black....

**DIESELPWR** · 10-31-2007, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by WEBB

...there ya go man...

and who is Tia callin Tubs...i know he aint calling me that...thats like the fat pot calling the ripped kettle black....

haha lmfao

**southmadejd** · 10-31-2007, 02:34 PM

It is awesome to see him ask a question and no girls even respond....come on DSM4Life.....give him some help.

**DSM4Life** · 10-31-2007, 03:08 PM

Hmmm does she notice ?

This is how your wifes face use to look when you began having sex with her.

and now :

You be the judge !

***G-1000*** · 10-31-2007, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Hmmm does she notice ?

This is how your wifes face use to look when you began having sex with her.

and now :

You be the judge !

**scaramouche** · 10-31-2007, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by 39+1

My bazzooka is 8 and 7/8 inches long and the circumference is a little over
6 and 3/4 inches around. Im fourty years old and when im tired it doesnt get fully taunt like i like, it until I start hitting high RPMs.

Im getting a kind of complex over it. Does she notice?
and dont lie to me, I can take it,
and who ever the guy is with the picture of the two guys kissing i dont want to know your opinion either.

yeh that is a little on the small side,id be worried too

**dedic8ed1** · 11-01-2007, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Hmmm does she notice ?

This is how your wifes face use to look when you began having sex with her.

and now :

You be the judge !

lol

**39+1** · 11-01-2007, 10:12 AM

I wanted to thank all the women here for giving me feed back. Especially the pictures of the cats that are appearing over and over and over. Oh yeah and the guy with the two guys kissing i really wanted to hear from him.
Its all in fun, thanks my recepionists are having a field day with your comments. Dont worrry about me ill be fine. Just another humiliating day at the office.
At least im not lossing my hair.
You fvckers, i wanted women to respond, Hot ones, and I guess they did.

**cookiemonstR** · 11-01-2007, 10:19 AM

asking for only women to respond on A R is nuts, go to the womens section of ******if you want actual women to answer

**Prada** · 11-01-2007, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

little early to be kicing back a few isnt it, tubs?

Am I the only one who sees the irony in Tia pointing out an error in someones orthography?

Tia what is "kicing"?

Ok relax your hormones I'm just kidding.

**DSM4Life** · 11-01-2007, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by 39+1

I wanted to thank all the women here for giving me feed back. Especially the pictures of the cats that are appearing over and over and over. Oh yeah and the guy with the two guys kissing i really wanted to hear from him.
Its all in fun, thanks my recepionists are having a field day with your comments. Dont worrry about me ill be fine. Just another humiliating day at the office.
At least im not lossing my hair.
You fvckers, i wanted women to respond, Hot ones, and I guess they did.

Oh this was a serious post ?

You need women to answer if they can tell the difference from being banged by a jackhammer or a wet noodle ?

I thought that was a rhetorical question

**juicejunkie2** · 11-01-2007, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Oh this was a serious post ?

You need women to answer if they can tell the difference from being banged by a jackhammer or a wet noodle ?

I thought that was a rhetorical question

hahaha ... was wondering how long before you'd showup DSM4Life!!

**Expat** · 11-01-2007, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by 39+1

My bazzooka is 8 and 7/8 inches long and the circumference is a little over
6 and 3/4 inches around. Im fourty years old and when im tired it doesnt get fully taunt like i like, it until I start hitting high RPMs.

Im getting a kind of complex over it. Does she notice?
and dont lie to me, I can take it,
and who ever the guy is with the picture of the two guys kissing i dont want to know your opinion either.

Do u smoke?.....and I have a valid question and (I know you guys are gonna hammer me on this one)...but..do u masterbate excessively?

Seriously..if u do..it is difficult for u to get serious wood with a woman..I mean ..comon..ur hand knows u better than we do...ok..once u get into the "high rpms" that kinda sorta mimics ur hand....think about it.......or u might need HRT (hormone replacment therapy)...my two cents ...coming from 12 years as a professional....yeah..if u are not rock hard..we notice...don't have a complex about it...go see a Doc if none of the above is u

**goose** · 11-01-2007, 06:54 PM

I love your posts expat

Originally Posted by Expat

Do u smoke?.....and I have a valid question and (I know you guys are gonna hammer me on this one)...but..do u masterbate excessively?

Seriously..if u do..it is difficult for u to get serious wood with a woman..I mean ..comon..ur hand knows u better than we do...ok..once u get into the "high rpms" that kinda sorta mimics ur hand....think about it.......or u might need HRT (hormone replacment therapy)...my two cents ...coming from 12 years as a professional....yeah..if u are not rock hard..we notice...don't have a complex about it...go see a Doc if none of the above is u

**Expat** · 11-01-2007, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by goose4

I love your posts expat

what did do?

**Expat** · 11-01-2007, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by goose4

I love your posts expat

I meant to say cigarettes when I referred to smoke...just in case I get hammered on that.

damn.....I better not think about those stats too much....

**GettinBigga** · 11-09-2007, 03:21 AM

excessive masturbation stops you getting wood with ur girl.... fvck i gotta stop wankin

**number twelve** · 11-09-2007, 10:11 PM

congrats on having a 8 7/8 hammer...

**sonnygll** · 11-10-2007, 02:51 AM

This is too funny. I can't believe he posted that......I laughed my ass off at it and some of the responses too.

As for the excessive masturbation, I don't think the problem with that is getting used to the sensation, unless you grip really hard. I think it has more to do with the male refractory period.

**Igifuno** · 11-10-2007, 06:06 PM

lmao..... bro its obviously common for that to start happening to 40 yo's... test starts decreasing, etc.. get some cialis or vaigra man and BADDA-BOOM.. BADDA-BING ya knowuutimean?

**Odpierdol_sie!** · 11-10-2007, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Expat

...my two cents ...coming from 12 years as a professional....

You really a pro?

tell me, i payed a pro £5 for a hand shandy, was i ripped off? and i do mean in the monetary sense as i was defo ripped off good style in the physical sense like