Icy Hot (Ouch)

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Just thinking about when I played football. I would always put icy hot on my pulled groin. Then, after moving around, it would rub onto my sack...ouch

Also, do not jerk off with icy hot!!

[QuieTSToRM33]

Lay off the booze.

[I_Want_Abs]

God damn that would burn!!!!!!!!

I've got a mate while in the shower decided to rub one out and grabed a tube of what he thought was moisturiser or something of that nature. He had actually grabed a tube of hair removal cream hahahaha

[wascaptain5214]

i had a rich old lady(60s and in shape from all the operations) in the gym once tell me i smelled like a old man because of some icy hot i had rubbed on my shoulder...i never did like her, so i said, it was to block the smell of her cheap perfume . thats been a good 5 years ago, shes still fine and works out every day.

[Auss11e]

I love spice and hot foods! I made this meal loaded with chilli (seeds n all) and it burnt my mouth so much that my eyes started to water so yeah ya can see where this is going, I ruubed my fu*#en eyes and HOLY SHIT!!!
My eyes puffed up so bad.........OOOOOUUUCCCCHHHHH

[northerntouch]

I've that happen with hot sauce. Had some suicide wings, went to take a leak and it was over man

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

God damn that would burn!!!!!!!!

I've got a mate while in the shower decided to rub one out and grabed a tube of what he thought was moisturiser or something of that nature. He had actually grabed a tube of hair removal cream hahahaha

hahaha i bet that was interesting lol

[Renesis]

So? My friends g/f cheated on him with another one of our good friends (not anymore though ) Anyways he use icy hot to lube up his condom next time he banged his g/f.

[northerntouch]

I'm telling u man lol i was cryin, I was gonna go to hospital. But what the fvck would i tell them.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

So? My friends g/f cheated on him with another one of our good friends (not anymore though ) Anyways he use icy hot to lube up his condom next time he banged his g/f.

haha thats hilarious

[I_Want_Abs]

So? My friends g/f cheated on him with another one of our good friends (not anymore though ) Anyways he use icy hot to lube up his condom next time he banged his g/f.

OMG...........

[J*U*icEd]

So? My friends g/f cheated on him with another one of our good friends (not anymore though ) Anyways he use icy hot to lube up his condom next time he banged his g/f.

thats f'ed up!

[Renesis]

Lol best part was he played it off as an accident because the real lube was right next to the icy hot. I can't imagine how much that would hurt -.-

[PEWN]

So? My friends g/f cheated on him with another one of our good friends (not anymore though ) Anyways he use icy hot to lube up his condom next time he banged his g/f.

that is freaking awesome.... i would have just slamed away.... no giving a shit .... rape ? whats that ....