Joke polotics

[Brazil]

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her theGovernment. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you thePeople. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up tocheck on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his motherasleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding thedoor locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I thinkI understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what youthink politics is all about." The little boy replies, "The prime Minister is screwing the WorkingClass while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."