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    Exclamation Beer Turns You Into A Female Look

    Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the
    presence of female hormones in beer.



    Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops
    contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.



    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each
    within a 1 hour period It was then observed that 100% of the test
    subjects:



    > >> >1) Argued over nothing.
    > >> >2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    > >> >3) Gained weight.
    > >> >4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    > >> >5) Became overly emotional.
    > >> >6) Couldn't drive.
    > >> >7) Failed to think rationally.
    > >> >8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary.

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    hahaha, #4,5,6 are the best....so true.

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    Seen it before ...... but so true... so very true!!!

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    hhaha amen

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    awesome man....

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    hahhaha thats ****in funny dude!!! lol never heard it before but im bout to copy it and forward it to my buds!

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    rofl that's hilarious

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    you booz you loooz

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    lol this is so true, I have a buddy that has been drinking heavily for a while and he has a very feminine physique and, he cannot put on muscle, he cant drive, he argues about nothing and he gets emotional sometimes. I laugh at him everyday.
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    I saw a dude that has been drinkin beer for about 20 years, he had breast and looked 9months pregnant. Sick

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    hahahhah, thats great man, i gotta remember this one..

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    thats perfect. My wifes ex is a major beer aholic hes like 275 lbs an deffinatley a little bitch

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    hahahaha....thats a 5 star post

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    lol, awesome

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    lmfao

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    t.t.t.

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    Thats great

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    So true

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    skeet...

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    what effect does alcohol have on man boobs? i knew someone whos dad was a heavy alcoholic and he had bitch tits like none other...the kid that is not the dad..

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    Alcohol can reduce the amount of testosterone you produce and also, i've heard, increase aromatization to estrogen

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    i def feel all bloated after a few..lol..

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    i think #2 takes the cake, great post!

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