Went to a bar with my monkey..

[spywizard]

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

[Ajc330]

lol!

[Amorphic]

lol, not bad at all

[WEBB]

HAHAHHAHAHAH....nice man....

[peteroy01]

good one

[PEWN]

good man ....

[Kale]

I love it

[Renesis]

LMFAO AHAHAHA especially since im drunk right now this is extra funny -.-

[paulzane]

ooooooouch

[DSM4Life]

A vacationing penguin is driving through Nevada when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Nevada, decides that something
cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with
his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he´s found the problem. The mechanic looks up from the engine
and says, "it looks like you blew a seal." "No, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth "it´s just ice cream.

[Renesis]

A vacationing penguin is driving through Nevada when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Nevada, decides that something
cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with
his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he´s found the problem. The mechanic looks up from the engine
and says, "it looks like you blew a seal." "No, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth "it´s just ice cream.

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here you go dsm just for u

[novastepp]

both hilarious

[DSM4Life]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=1
here you go dsm just for u

haha i have seen that before, classic

[Renesis]

lol

[Igifuno]

ahh. sh*t...... that's good stuff.