Worst Blooper at the Gym....Cmon confessio time!!!

[MAJOR25]

I Farted while doing crunches workout....I tried to keep it in but it cameout as a deatly one.....

[PROTEINSHAKE]

lost my balance on a stability ball doing crunches & the ball slid out from under me...

[buffgator]

always kicking my shins on the bars that stick out to hold the plates. Dropped weights on both my big toe on the right, and the big toe on the left, bled everywhere. Spitting my gum out when im breathing hard. Catching myself singing to headphones. I feel way embarresed when people turf it on treadmill.

[number twelve]

have definately ripped terrible ass while doin situps and been called out on it by a total stranger lol, hitting my shins on bars like gator said, i ripped my underwear squatting once, busting my knuckle when reracking DB's, spilling my drink all over my shirt

[FREAK]

i was doing seated db curls and i hade a cold so im curling away and as i exhaled a big lungy got sucked into my throat and then came out my mouth and blew right on the mirror

[Dizz28]

I fart all the time in the gym. I usually say "oops" out loud without skippin a beat. This is commonplace for me. I just hope they don't stink, but they usually do so I just walk it out and crop dust everybody

I catch myself singing outloud all the time

But one thing I did do, i don't know what I was thinking but I was setting up the bench press....I loaded one 45 on one side and 2 on the other. Not even realising it I lifted the bar and was like WTF. Some poeple were lookin at me like I was a dumbass...I agreed with them

[Dizz28]

i was doing seated db curls and i hade a cold so im curling away and as i exhaled a big lungy got sucked into my throat and then came out my mouth and blew right on the mirror

I blow my gum across the room sometimes. Pretty embarrasing when i have to go chase it. I've also been known to miss my mouth completely when taking a sip of water.

[FREAK]

done that ^^^^^

[soulstealer]

Leg lifts tear brutal goddamn ass.... stinks out the gym....lol

[Psychotron]

I don't think I have really done anything stupid. I have had the moments where I get embarassed because I didn't do as many reps as I had hoped. About the worst I did was split my right index finger right down the middle, bone popping out and everything, now my nail grows in two layers.

[Amorphic]

lol, gotta love it when people turf on the treadmill. thankfully ive yet to do that

[qualityclrk1]

i was squatting and i can't remember if i was sick, or just bein a puss, but i had to ditch the bar- that was embarrassing, uhm.. i've spit a "loogy" like ramblin freak...i've been jumping over the boxes (idk the correct term- but the big black boxes that you jump onto! lol)...and the girls volleyball team came in...i jump OVER the box- not on the box, and when doing it sideways i bit it, and crashed flat against the floor...

[juju]

so far I've ripped 3 boxers - funny thing is ripping them while doing dumbbell inclines. Both of those time the rips were audible and the people next to me looked at me, of course, I pretended like nothing happened except I feel much cooler down there...lol

[Ajc330]

i have ripped so many boxers doing squats etc

[DSM4Life]

Got pissed that some @#$@% left the bar filled with plates so i threw a 35lbs plate to the floor and it took an odd bounce and landed on my foot. I kept a straight face but i was crying inside

[MeanMachine2000]

^^^ All of the above Exept eatin sh*t on the tredmill, never even seen that......hope i do soon..I would LMFAO!! Wow!!

[PEWN]

after i blew my tricep i was having to dumbell press 35's for a while in order to rehab my arm..... that was pretty embarrassing ....


the most embarrasing thing i have ever seen was this kid... was maxing out with his buddy... i think he did like 225 for one ... any this women came over and asked to work in ... she reped that bitch for like 10..... you know his man hood was gone ..

[AandF6969]

I was doing incline dumbell presses one day and put the weights down and one of em landed directly on my water bottle, it exploded... it was pretty funny

[MuscleScience]

I shat a little when i was leg pressing one time.

[jmax]

doing standing d-bell flyes (this hurts just typing it) I pinched my d$#k. Man, I dropped to the floor, think I "kinda" screamed.

[androbolic_09]

I was doing concentration curls with a cable pully. The clasp broke, and i punched myself in the eye/nose. Hurt so f-ing bad!!

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Being seen working out with a friend, who only benchs 70lbs 15 times...lol

ripped boxers

feel down the stairmaster and busted my shin. needless to say that was my last time on that shit machine. lol the steps arent big enough to put my feet...stupid machine

[Kratos]

Doing dead lifts at the gym close to closing time. I had a injured my back 2 years earlier rowing, I guess it wasn't all better. I felt a pop in my low back, dropped the bar and fell to the ground. There was nobody else in the gym except a good friend who was trying to close the gym for the night. I laid on the ground for like 20min. He was like c'mon dude you gotta go, my boss is gonna check in soon to make sure everything is locked up. I put on a weight belt tightly, and still coulndn't get up. He got me a chair, and I did kinda like a dip type manover to get myself into which was painful. He helped me to my feet after that, and I made it into my car. I didn't leave my bed even to piss for like 3 days, I made a pisser out of a coke bottle. I still won't do dead lifts. My buddy doesn't work at the gym anymore but he still brings the incident, I guess I looked pretty funny flailing around on the floor. It would have been a real blooper if it was half an hour ealier and more people saw it.

[DSM4Life]

I was doing concentration curls with a cable pully. The clasp broke, and i punched myself in the eye/nose. Hurt so f-ing bad!!

Thats a good one.

[alan7890]

walked into the lat pulldown bar while looking the other way and had big lump on my head i blamed it on the girl on the treadmill.

[Atomini]

Saw a guy shit himself once doing benchpress (machine).

[Dukkit]

was doing standing lat raises w/dumbbelss and my MP3 player froze so i lost concentration and let the dumbbells come down in front of me and they ended up slamming into and pinching the tip of my junk. it was black and blue for a week!!!!!!!

[batlin]

I bit it on the treadmill once, Back when I had a cassette walkman, it was on the ledge in front of the tred mill, well I went to switch the side of the tape and it dropped to the ground i tried to catch it and did a header.... lucky it was a small gym and no one saw

[Flagg]

Walking onto a still moving treadmill to get to an unoccupied one, cartwheeling in mid-air and feeling like a right dickhead afterwards.

[Renesis]

Got pissed that some @#$@% left the bar filled with plates so i threw a 35lbs plate to the floor and it took an odd bounce and landed on my foot. I kept a straight face but i was crying inside

To bad goodcents wasn't there he woulda kissed it and made it all better
I have def caught the tip of my junk with dbs before. Lucky for me I noticed before I did any real damage

[LawMan018]

Ripped boxers while doing squats but was sure it was my shorts (thankfully it wasnt) so I kept looking behind me to see if anybody was looking at me. Dropped a 45 plate on my foot when I wasn't paying attention, ****ed up my foot for a week.

[Renesis]

Oh yeah I got another funny one cuz it wasnt me. I was benching the 80s and my friend walks by me and fakes a shot to my crotch so I let go of the dbs and crushed one of his feet with one of the dbs. I couldn't stop lau***ng as he rolled around on the floor in pain. Best part is he is my roommate.... didnt hear the end of that crap for weeks.

[wantmoremass]

have done the banged up shin on weight stacks, water missing the mouth, and bang my head on the weight bar. luckily never bit it on the treadmill - that would suck!

[justincredible]

Well...this one really isn't my fault, but it's still a great one. It happened a looong time ago, but I'll never forget it. It happened when I was flat benchin. Last set, doin reps of 315. The guy spotting me at the time was one of my best friends. Anyway, I'm trying for about 5 reps. He knows that I'm probably gonna need help on the last rep so he's watching pretty closely. Rep1, Rep2, Rep3...everythings going well, but right after I pushed up the 3rd rep...he gets overcome by some mysterious power that causes him to go into this sneezing fit?!? His first sneeze was sudden and without warning...which resulted in some kind of de-funked throat goober being propelled from his mouth right onto my forehead. Try and concentrate with somebody else's snot on your face...
I lost it. All I could think about was how badly I want to get this f*cking thing off of my forehead. He saw it happen, so as he continued to sneeze he did the polite thing and turned his head to the side. This did two things...kept any further foreign particles from landing on me, but it also completely buried me. I was at failure, pretty much dropped the weight and I almost sh*t my pants. So I'm f*cking lying there with a snot rocket on my forehead, 315 on my chest and there's not a d@mn thing I can do about it because he's still looking the other way sneezing. It was actually pretty funny to me after I got the weight off of my chest and the slime wipped off.

[Mogamedogz]

I catapulted my friend on the Tri-Press (Cable Station). It was HILARIOUS!!!

I kept egging him on, saying that he couldn’t do the full stack. Eventually he bet me that he could press it once or twice, if I gave him a spot (by pulling the bar down getting him into position).

I let him get set into his press position (I was helping him with the spot, holding most of the weight), then I said "On the count of three, go for it bro!"

1...
2...
BOINGGG!!

I let go of that ***** and it catapulted his ass off the ground!! It was like firing a Clothes Pin, off of a Tight Clothes Line.

The best part about it was that he never let go of the bar!! As a result, he got taken right off of his feet and was hanging there with his feet dangling in the air (like Forrest Gump hanging off of the tree branch with Jen-Nay)!

Bwhahahahahahahaha!!!! It was so damn awesome!!!

[Amorphic]

Well...this one really isn't my fault, but it's still a great one. It happened a looong time ago, but I'll never forget it. It happened when I was flat benchin. Last set, doin reps of 315. The guy spotting me at the time was one of my best friends. Anyway, I'm trying for about 5 reps. He knows that I'm probably gonna need help on the last rep so he's watching pretty closely. Rep1, Rep2, Rep3...everythings going well, but right after I pushed up the 3rd rep...he gets overcome by some mysterious power that causes him to go into this sneezing fit?!? His first sneeze was sudden and without warning...which resulted in some kind of de-funked throat goober being propelled from his mouth right onto my forehead. Try and concentrate with somebody else's snot on your face...
I lost it. All I could think about was how badly I want to get this f*cking thing off of my forehead. He saw it happen, so as he continued to sneeze he did the polite thing and turned his head to the side. This did two things...kept any further foreign particles from landing on me, but it also completely buried me. I was at failure, pretty much dropped the weight and I almost sh*t my pants. So I'm f*cking lying there with a snot rocket on my forehead, 315 on my chest and there's not a d@mn thing I can do about it because he's still looking the other way sneezing. It was actually pretty funny to me after I got the weight off of my chest and the slime wipped off.

[WelshWarrior]

Some funny shit in here.

Not as funny as some of these, but in my gym a few weeks ago it was quiet so I figured nobody would notice me doing a fluff. Unfortunately it was a real stinker and after a few minutes the chick from reception came up and sprayed air freshener around. Someone had obviously complained.

[J*U*icEd]

the only "embarassing" thing i can think of is me always slamming my shins into the plate holders... damn that shit hurts!!

[DSM4Life]

Ripped boxers while doing squats but was sure it was my shorts (thankfully it wasnt) so I kept looking behind me to see if anybody was looking at me. Dropped a 45 plate on my foot when I wasn't paying attention, ****ed up my foot for a week.

Now were the boxers yours or your b/f 's?

[Lexed]

didnt happen to me but my friend passed out while doing squats