I have to go on a date

[goodcents]

Met this new chic and she wants to go on a date, I hate datingI'm use to just moving right in and hitting it. She said what do you like to do ? I'm thinking don't say fuk, don't say fukNow I have to play along till I hit it

[goodcents]

"I want to get to know" yeah she's going to love that

[ausmanalot]

myself

if i just wanted to make her scream and cream

i just said hey im kinda tired from work how about we just chill out and watch some movies at my house

works like a charm hahaha



if she is hot smart and a good girl its prob worth getting to know her tho.

[goodcents]

myself

if i just wanted to make her scream and cream

i just said hey im kinda tired from work how about we just chill out and watch some movies at my house

works like a charm hahaha



if she is hot smart and a good girl its prob worth getting to know her tho.

She's not, I just want to add her to the listbtw, I use your line all the timeI tell them I will give them a back rub and that I took massage theraphy when I was a manager at ballys, they love tha shlt then the clothes come off

[PROTEINSHAKE]

so.....whats HIS name..........?



LMAO!

[RA]

You should explain that she would get to know the real you if you had sex first..because then you wouldnt be faking interest just to get into her pants.

[ausmanalot]

i love to have sex, and better yet lets make that anabolic sex

[goodcents]

so.....whats HIS name..........?



LMAO!

It's jakked, I didn't get his first name











I'm sorry that's all I could come up with

[PROTEINSHAKE]

getn? LOL

[goodcents]

getn? LOL

I know, I thought of it after I typed it. It was almost funny

[Atomini]

This sounds like something going on with me right now too.

[goodcents]

Have fun with this one too guys, no lying, she wants to bring her gay friend along on the first date because they are such good friends (I'm not taking my eyes off my dr. pepper the whole night)

[goodcents]

I will get it w/o this bs but women are fuking stupid to even suggest this shlt.

[Atomini]

What's her name?

[goodcents]

What's her name?

DebiWhat does that mean, debi's are crazy

[Atomini]

No, just checking if it's the same chick i'm dealing with right now, lol.

[goodcents]

^it would be a far drive

[goodcents]

Zimmy, what's up? where you been?

[Atomini]

^it would be a far drive

Who knows? Women have secret powers.

[goodcents]

^come to think of it she leaves town alot

[Atomini]

Well, mine lives out of town and her name is Jessica and she's Greek.

Is yours Greek?

[peteroy01]

shes probably wants to bring her gay friend along because she thinks he will protect her from your big ass or something like that. a comfort issue i guess. like pulling the blanket over your head when your scared as a kid. except mine was made of kevlar. Fcken boogie man didnt have sht on me.

[Lexed]

I want a pic so I can can beat my meat in the bathroom

[peteroy01]

im not showing anybody my blanket you^^^^^^^ Perv

[Lexed]

trust me I dont want a pic of you. I want a pic of goodcents date the man has taste

[Dizz28]

I want a pic so I can can beat my meat in the bathroom

Here ya go Lex, He sent this to me earlier. She's "got an ass like JLo" he says...

[Atomini]

Here ya go Lex, He sent this to me earlier. She's "got an ass like JLo" he says...

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

[PEWN]

more like a ass like jello.;;

[goodcents]

trust me I dont want a pic of you. I want a pic of goodcents date the man has taste

are you talking about another goodcents?

[goodcents]

shes probably wants to bring her gay friend along because she thinks he will protect her from your big ass or something like that. a comfort issue i guess. like pulling the blanket over your head when your scared as a kid. except mine was made of kevlar. Fcken boogie man didnt have sht on me.

Yeah that's what she said or I could bring one of my friends which makes no senseMy best friend is going to protect her or something?girls make no sense

[RuhlFreak55]

i never been on a date

[legobricks]

She's not, I just want to add her to the listbtw, I use your line all the timeI tell them I will give them a back rub and that I took massage theraphy when I was a manager at ballys, they love tha shlt then the clothes come off

HOLY SH*T I THOUGHT I WAS ONE OF THE FEW THAT USED THAT LINE!!! But I can vouch that it def. works wonders and its always a good convo starter "so what do you do" then she'll ask you and you just feed her the line of "just got graduated college with a bachelors degree in massage therapy. BAM CLOTHES ARE OFF!!!

[goodcents]

HOLY SH*T I THOUGHT I WAS ONE OF THE FEW THAT USED THAT LINE!!! But I can vouch that it def. works wonders and its always a good convo starter "so what do you do" then she'll ask you and you just feed her the line of "just got graduated college with a bachelors degree in massage therapy. BAM CLOTHES ARE OFF!!!

I take my hands and rub them really hard together to where they almost burn them and they love it, no shlt it gets hot as hell and I can't really feel it since I dont use gloves when I lift so I a good layer of skin going on my hands. Chics love back rubs. I look a new girl right in the eye and say in a firm voice "I'm going to rub your back for you, get that oil really hot in my hands and put it on your back" Some of these chics just come into the front room nakedthey know they want to fuk but I give them the back rub just to make them wait and want it moreSometimes it's hard to not just bang them right away but making them think you won't fuk them drives them wild since most guys just jump right in.

[goodcents]

More mother fukers are graduating with massage theraphy degrees than ever before

[goodcents]

I act real professional like they are not naked, it confusses them.

[legobricks]

More mother fukers are graduating with massage theraphy degrees than ever before

SSSSShhhhhhhh dont let out the secrets!

[legobricks]

I act real professional like they are not naked, it confusses them.

Thats part of the trick, if you act proffesional they buy into it... I see guys trying it and start lau***ng or gettin all giddy and the girl usually says something along the lines of, "oh your just trying to get into my pants you perv!" then they get none Confusing them seems to work when you do that, but yeah def works 60% of the time, ALL the time!

[PROTEINSHAKE]

jeezus christ....that womans legs look like garbage bags filled with wet grass..... yuk

[Dizz28]

I bet she has a great personality though!

[DSM4Life]