crazy girl pregnant i hooked up with??

[fsu1985]

okay- this crazy girl i hooked up with during thanksgiving break called me this morning and said she was knocked up. she doesn't know i am on steroids, but besides that, i am on and have been on 1000 mgs of sust for the last 3 or 4 months along with decca at 600 mgs- wouldn't this decrease the hell out of the probability of getting her knocked up? not only that she had the ring in her when i hooked up with her, i felt it and asked..

she called me this summer a month after i hooked up with her and said she was late and she could have been pregnant but it turned out she was lying. also- she said she took a pregnancy test and it tested positive- i know if they test positive then it means you are knocked up due to the hormone (hcg) is floating around, so..

odds are it is bs and she really didn't take a pregnancy test and she is a week late- who takes a pregnancy test only after one week. she also said that it was finals week and she thought she was stressed out so it may have cause her to be late, but besides that, with me taking as much shiet i am and the fact that my nuts are as small as sun dried tomatoes, is there a good probability of getting someone knocked up?

pleaaaase help me..

[PROTEINSHAKE]

this is the AAS Q & A section.....whats ur aas question?? yea---u can .

[longhorn814]

plenty of people have knocked up girls while on AAS...steroids do not equal birth control!!

[duramaxedge]

oh, buy some rubbers..

[ziinus]

1000mg susta + 600 mg deca, i think the chance of being sterile is huge. Have a spermcount if you want

[reconforce4]

damn that some bad news, if you check a thread about kids and steroids, u find a lot of guys get their girl pregnant on and off cycle

[Dog-Slime]

Actually I read an article somewhere saying that HRT was a good form of male contraceptive in most men. I certainly think that much deca would have you shutdown pretty hard. Still POSSIBLE but highly unlikely. Buy a pregnancy test and make the bitch piss on it in front of you.

[jaysunderstudy]

HHhhmmm....I'll look for ya on Maury when he does paternity test you'll find out for sure. Course she's not gonna tell ya if she did someone else. Only takes 1 little swimmer to make it happen dude. Good luck to ya, and let us know how it turns out.

[5ifthCitizen]

dude a week late is nothin. she's probably just irregular like 90% of women. ive had girls not get there's for longer than that and not get pregy.

[jaysunderstudy]

A week late, cmon I've been through that before, girls like doin that for sum reason to scare us guys, idk why tho. But stress will cause a girl to be late I know from personal experience so just wait it out and you go with her to take a test and see how it goes from there.

[Malbolgia]

So this is the SECOND time she's made this claim?

Dude, RUN AWAY if it turns out to be another lie.....RUN!!

[gixxerboy1]

Actually I read an article somewhere saying that HRT was a good form of male contraceptive in most men. I certainly think that much deca would have you shutdown pretty hard. Still POSSIBLE but highly unlikely. Buy a pregnancy test and make the bitch piss on it in front of you.

I know about 50 guys including memebers of this board who got the girls prego while on. I'm also 1 of the 50.

[bowser]

after the 1st time she was full of b.s. why take the risk again? she is obiviously crazy! she was probably one of those that was like, "Im on the pill, its ok if you leave it in." yeah, still don't wanna take that chance with a random one even if it's 99% effective.

[No One Knows]

Moral of the story:

Always pull out and aim for her face.

[bowser]

when in doubt pull out. Thats what my daddy taught me

[facile]

Sex with the crazy ones is always best, but having a kid with crazy one will **** up your life, always aim for the eyes!!!

I dodged a few "scares" myself, One real nutty one was 2 1/2 weeks late, but she was so hot, I couldn't help it!

[reconforce4]

good one know one knows i like that quote

[Amorphic]

moral of the story- wear a condom

[jchopper1]

Moral of the story:

Always pull out and aim for her face.

LMAO

[lex57]

no, moral of this story...................

[Oki-Des]

I knew a girl who got pregnant and asked my friend to pay for the abortion. He was not ready to be a father and although expensive, was apprciative she had chosen this without him having to sway her one way or the other. After he paid, she did not contact him for quite some time. At a later date, I was with another freind and he saw the girl who had an abortion. He said that he had gotten her pregnant and paid for an abortion a few months earlier. She may have actually been pregnant, but she called every guy she boffed most likely to make some cash from each guy willing to pay for her operation.
Maybe you should tell her you want to be with her, but if it turns out that it is not your child you will most likely go crazy; she may never call you again. If she does keep calling you, it may actually be yours. Good Luck!

[green22]

hate to tell ya bro but got my wife while juiced up. And why the heck would ya bang a psyco bitch raw any way????

[gixxerboy1]

hate to tell ya bro but got my wife while juiced up. And why the heck would ya bang a psyco bitch raw any way????

Cause pyco girls are better in bed and it feels better

[meathead320]

Reminds me of a guy who had both his testes removed due to a bad kick in pills.

He was on HRT for about 3 years, and had plastic nudicles (sp?) in.

He never told this girl he was nailing about it, and when she claimed she was Preggers, he laughed in her face.

[Maldorf]

I know about 50 guys including memebers of this board who got the girls prego while on. I'm also 1 of the 50.

I was on cycles at least that hefty or more when I conceived both of my daughters. So if youre counting on the steriods making you safe, you cant count on that at all. Now you mentioned she had a ring, you mean one of those hormone rings that they impant? If she had that then I would think its almost impossible for her to get pregnant, those are extremely effective just like the pill. Something sounds fishy.

[meathead320]

I was on cycles at least that hefty or more when I conceived both of my daughters. So if youre counting on the steriods making you safe, you cant count on that at all. Now you mentioned she had a ring, you mean one of those hormone rings that they impant? If she had that then I would think its almost impossible for her to get pregnant, those are extremely effective just like the pill. Something sounds fishy.

I agree that it does fishy.

However, it is true, as you found that AAS does not guarantee sterility.

Even long term TRT was not able to qualify as an effective contraceptive in test studies, and those studies were sometimes using relatively high doses.

[gixxerboy1]

I was on cycles at least that hefty or more when I conceived both of my daughters. So if youre counting on the steriods making you safe, you cant count on that at all. Now you mentioned she had a ring, you mean one of those hormone rings that they impant? If she had that then I would think its almost impossible for her to get pregnant, those are extremely effective just like the pill. Something sounds fishy.

I thought he meant a engagement ring

[powerliftmike]

moral of the story- wear a condom

The real moral of the story is bitches are crazy as hell and you need to keep your guard up.

[ironaddict69]

no, moral of the story-SHES FVCKING LYING. Ive had that happened to me about 4 times now. unfortunately one of the times was true, but all the others were for attention. Stupid girls think theyre late=pregnancy when its really stress from school and their hormonal, mental bullshit. So oh yeah shes pregnant? You go buy a test and watch her take it.

Call her on her shit, this is probably a good lesson to you. A decent amount of women are like that and they can't be trusted.

[Amorphic]

The real moral of the story is bitches are crazy as hell and you need to keep your guard up.

no, moral of the story-SHES FVCKING LYING. Ive had that happened to me about 4 times now. unfortunately one of the times was true, but all the others were for attention. Stupid girls think theyre late=pregnancy when its really stress from school and their hormonal, mental bullshit. So oh yeah shes pregnant? You go buy a test and watch her take it.

Call her on her shit, this is probably a good lesson to you. A lot of women are like that and they can't be trusted.

agreed.
ive had a few pregnancy scares and it was always negative, such a pain in the ass

[ausmanalot]

i dont like wearing a helmet, i like the enjoyment of jizzing everywhere

make her get a pill in the morning lol

[ausmanalot]

i normally leave enough money for a cab and the pill in the jar beside the bed


it works well

[Amorphic]

i normally leave enough money for a cab and the pill in the jar beside the bed


it works well

lol, terrible

[rock75]

when in doubt pull out. Thats what my daddy taught me

obviously didn't work for him

[rock75]

NO, THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS - IF YOU ARE NOT READY TO BE A DADDY THEN DON'T GO WITHOUT A CONDOM!!!! PLAIN AND SIMPLE!!!! Most of you appear to be college age guys, so I would assume that you are somewhat intelligent, but NOT!!!

[Malbolgia]

obviously didn't work for him

HA HA HA HA!! LMFAO!!

[zinny]

Ill meet you in tijuana and we can check out the donkey show!

[Panzerfaust]

No, the moral of the story is you are stupid not to be more careful and you are stupid for thinking AAS is a form of contraception. Shall I continue?

[number twelve]

Moral of the story:

Always pull out and aim for her face.

AMEN

[goodcents]

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