Muther fukin biches!!!

[IntenseAthlete]

need I say more.............

[crazycrab]

need I say more.............

Rough night?????

[Red Ketchup]

Muther fukin bitch? Does that make it lesbian incest action?

Red

[Odpierdol_sie!]

Erm?... You fell off the wagon, ended up gettin shit faced, pulling a stunning hot looking fit woman, taking her back to yours then indulging in a long drawn out session of pussie pie munching, you think nah you dont need protection shei is too fit to be felt by through rubber you then perform some deep soft love making

some time later...

You wake up saw that you were not lying next to a stunner but a slightly overweight (280lbs) balding woman with a lazy eye and a gimpy leg... Not to hang round you get her to leave ASAP by telling her your mom is coming in 10 mins... a little while later you feel a burning sensation in your pecker, you look down and you see all red and welting with puss dribbling out the end? to top it off you spent all your money trying to impress her.
Your are sorely hung over, skint with a massive dose of galloping nob rot and to put the cherry on the top of the cake she shat in your toilet and missed the bowl leaving a good pile of hard fat gimpy woman shit on the floor.

Am i close?

[Big]

Erm?... You fell off the wagon, ended up gettin shit faced, pulling a stunning hot looking fit woman, taking her back to yours then indulging in a long drawn out session of pussie pie munching, you think nah you dont need protection shei is too fit to be felt by through rubber you then perform some deep soft love making

some time later...

You wake up saw that you were not lying next to a stunner but a slightly overweight (280lbs) balding woman with a lazy eye and a gimpy leg... Not to hang round you get her to leave ASAP by telling her your mom is coming in 10 mins... a little while later you feel a burning sensation in your pecker, you look down and you see all red and welting with puss dribbling out the end? to top it off you spent all your money trying to impress her.
Your are sorely hung over, skint with a massive dose of galloping nob rot and to put the cherry on the top of the cake she shat in your toilet and missed the bowl leaving a good pile of hard fat gimpy woman shit on the floor.

Am i close?

man, if I had a nickel for every time that happened...

[Odpierdol_sie!]

man, if I had a nickel for every time that happened...

Haha who give a shit just as long as you threw your muck up her back its all good eh

[scaramouche]

Erm?... You fell off the wagon, ended up gettin shit faced, pulling a stunning hot looking fit woman, taking her back to yours then indulging in a long drawn out session of pussie pie munching, you think nah you dont need protection shei is too fit to be felt by through rubber you then perform some deep soft love making

some time later...

You wake up saw that you were not lying next to a stunner but a slightly overweight (280lbs) balding woman with a lazy eye and a gimpy leg... Not to hang round you get her to leave ASAP by telling her your mom is coming in 10 mins... a little while later you feel a burning sensation in your pecker, you look down and you see all red and welting with puss dribbling out the end? to top it off you spent all your money trying to impress her.
Your are sorely hung over, skint with a massive dose of galloping nob rot and to put the cherry on the top of the cake she shat in your toilet and missed the bowl leaving a good pile of hard fat gimpy woman shit on the floor.

Am i close?

i hate it when that happens

[DSM4Life]

Then you look on your cell phone and find a pic of her :

[unclemoney]

man, if I had a nickel for every time that happened...

You would be what... broke?!?

[IntenseAthlete]

Erm?... You fell off the wagon, ended up gettin shit faced, pulling a stunning hot looking fit woman, taking her back to yours then indulging in a long drawn out session of pussie pie munching, you think nah you dont need protection shei is too fit to be felt by through rubber you then perform some deep soft love making

some time later...

You wake up saw that you were not lying next to a stunner but a slightly overweight (280lbs) balding woman with a lazy eye and a gimpy leg... Not to hang round you get her to leave ASAP by telling her your mom is coming in 10 mins... a little while later you feel a burning sensation in your pecker, you look down and you see all red and welting with puss dribbling out the end? to top it off you spent all your money trying to impress her.
Your are sorely hung over, skint with a massive dose of galloping nob rot and to put the cherry on the top of the cake she shat in your toilet and missed the bowl leaving a good pile of hard fat gimpy woman shit on the floor.

Am i close?

close but not that bad.After reading this and seeing DSM's pic I feel better.

[Amorphic]

man, if I had a nickel for every time that happened...

[RANA]

man, if I had a nickel for every time that happened...

You would be the richest man I know!

[firmechicano831]

let bitches be what they are.