Blondes (not dirty)

[Pete235]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman type person and started canvassing a well to do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde replied, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and asked her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The husband answered, "She should, she was standing on it."
A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.00.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

[Billy Boy]

That is soooooooo old bro still funny!!

Whats with all the avatar changes? I,m getting confused!

[Pete235]

Originally posted by Billy Boy
Whats with all the avatar changes? I,m getting confused!

Then my fiendish plot is working...mmmwwaaahahaha!!

Saw that pic of Dorian and couldn't resist. I'll wait till I'm
post-bulking stack and I'll post some pics. If I look big enough I'll use one as my avatar.

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[JRMY2711]

looking at the black and white pic of dorian i thought it was big AL telling the joke man next time i need to wake up and pay attention to the name hahahaha

[dumbells101]

Good one Pete. Good laugh on a Monday morning.

[Pete235]

Yes...I changed it again. I don't look as puny in this one.

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[JRMY2711]

here you go pete i will not make you be by yourself i put my pic as my avatar too your turn db.

[dumbells101]

Hey look it's PETE...I think, yep I recognise those shades!

[Pete235]

I'm bumping this cause I think it's funny.

[partyboynyc]

but, How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? OPEN THE CAR DOOR! oh well i tried

[PaPaPumP]

What is a hot blonde, with huge knockers called?




PaPa's booty call.