Lypozene

[Kratos]

Anybody else see the comercials for this stuff and get angry?

Lypozene is clinically proven to work (except try to find the clincal study anywhere). Don't diet, don't exercise, just take lypozene. Body-fat builds from stress at work, having kids, and poor diet. It's not your fault. All you need is Lypozene. Gtd to loose weight or your money back (except you are fat and lazy, so you arn't going to jump through the hoops to get your money back).

They sure have a lot of money to run commercials, people must be buying.

[DSM4Life]

Anybody else see the comercials for this stuff and get angry?

Lypozene is clinically proven to work (except try to find the clincal study anywhere). Don't diet, don't exercise, just take lypozene. Body-fat builds from stress at work, having kids, and poor diet. It's not your fault. All you need is Lypozene. Gtd to loose weight or your money back (except you are fat and lazy, so you arn't going to jump through the hoops to get your money back).

They sure have a lot of money to run commercials, people must be buying.

I dont get angry, i laugh.

[Kratos]

I like pictures of the yellow bodyfat masses, and the lypozene molecules attacking them.

[Ncogneato]

I love it when they say, "Lipozene is expensive.....because it works"
WTF?? Hahahahahahahahaha
It's an herbal product that is not proven to do sh*t.
And I love the way they are packaging stuff to make it look like they are real pharmaceuticals. What a crock!!!

[StoneGRMI]

Lipozene is a fiber pill designed to take take 30 minutes before meals to fill you up. So, yes I guess it DOES work because you eat less calories but it's freakin stupid.

[PEWN]

lol.... i can drink 3 glasses of tea 10 min before i eat and im full...... maybe i should sell that as a diet.....

[powerliftmike]

It's marketing to women. You would be surprised how many women feel helpless losing BF and how much they spend to drop it. Someone coming on tv telling them it's not their fault they are fat, that this pill does all the work, and no lifestyle changes is music to their ears.

its crap tho. doesnt work that way

[J*U*icEd]

lol.... i can drink 3 glasses of tea 10 min before i eat and im full...... maybe i should sell that as a diet.....

lol... i can sh!t in a bottle and take it before i eat and get full, and guarrentee it as well, doesn't mean it works...

It's marketing to women. You would be surprised how many women feel helpless losing BF and how much they spend to drop it. Someone coming on tv telling them it's not their fault they are fat, that this pill does all the work, and no lifestyle changes is music to their ears.

its crap tho. doesnt work that way

women and their emotions!!... geez..

[StoneGRMI]

lol... i can sh!t in a bottle and take it before i eat and get full, and guarrentee it as well, doesn't mean it works...

Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why do they put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.
Ted: I'm listening.
Tommy: Here's how I see it. A guy puts a guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
Ted: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy: 'Course it does. Ya think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter.
Ted: What's your point?
Tommy: The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.
Ted: But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
Tommy: Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.
Ted: Hmm. Okay, I'll buy from you.
Tommy: Well I... What?

[LawMan018]

If you read at the bottom is says when they conducted their "study" the people lost an average of 3.8 lbs. over an 8 week period. Which is ridiculous. And also I hate the commercia with a passion, I see it constantly and now it annoys the hell out of me...

[J*U*icEd]

Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why do they put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.
Ted: I'm listening.
Tommy: Here's how I see it. A guy puts a guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
Ted: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy: 'Course it does. Ya think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter.
Ted: What's your point?
Tommy: The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.
Ted: But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
Tommy: Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.
Ted: Hmm. Okay, I'll buy from you.
Tommy: Well I... What?

that movie and skit was exactly what i was thinking about when i made my post... lol

[Ncogneato]

If you read at the bottom is says when they conducted their "study" the people lost an average of 3.8 lbs. over an 8 week period. Which is ridiculous. And also I hate the commercia with a passion, I see it constantly and now it annoys the hell out of me...

I can lose 3.8 lbs by taking a healthy crap!!

[PEWN]

Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why do they put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.
Ted: I'm listening.
Tommy: Here's how I see it. A guy puts a guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
Ted: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy: 'Course it does. Ya think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter.
Ted: What's your point?
Tommy: The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.
Ted: But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
Tommy: Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.
Ted: Hmm. Okay, I'll buy from you.
Tommy: Well I... What?

classic...... i miss him ........

[soulstealer]

I was just watching that commercial 3 minutes ago... and I laugh my ass off they make being fat look like a disease you almost expect them to say "You may have a disease and not even know it... Classic symptoms are... Excess bodyfat *here* and *here* excessive eating.... excessive TV watching and lack of number of sexual partners" LOL

[LawMan018]

I was just watching that commercial 3 minutes ago... and I laugh my ass off they make being fat look like a disease you almost expect them to say "You may have a disease and not even know it... Classic symptoms are... Excess bodyfat *here* and *here* excessive eating.... excessive TV watching and lack of number of sexual partners" LOL

Apart from the bodyfat I fit your obese symptoms =(

[MMA]

"Studies show that 80% of the weight loss from Lypozene is pure bodyfat."

translation - 20% of the weight the weight loss is consuming your lean body mass.

[shifty_git]

"Studies show that 80% of the weight loss from Lypozene is pure bodyfat."

translation - 20% of the weight the weight loss is consuming your lean body mass.

well has to be lean body mass, couldnt be brain tissue as if you've bought such a product obviously you dont have any!

[novastepp]

the whole 3.8 pounds in 8 weeks thing is just stupid. amazing how that is probably something like cutting 200 calories a day, and maybe a 10-15 minute walk. i'm not positive of those numbers, but i'm in class so i'm guessing.

[im83931]

Same thing with the adds in my wifes magazines. They all promise you can take a pill and make no dietary changes. No one ever thinks if that was the case then a drug company would have patented it.