how do u like your men

[DSM4Life]

Sorry, i had to in retaliation to the other thread. You guy were having way too much fun

[paulzane]

I can't say anything as i GOT BANNED FROM ANOTHER BOARD FOR FLAMING HOMMOS

[DSM4Life]

I can't say anything as i GOT BANNED FROM ANOTHER BOARD FOR FLAMING HOMMOS

Making fun of homos but at the same time having a gay male cartoon character as an avatar.... lawman ?

[paulzane]

Making fun of homos but at the same time having a gay male cartoon character as an avatar.... lawman ?

LMAO .... Actually Homer Simpson is a "happily married" cartoon character!!

(maybe not!)

[DSM4Life]

LMAO .... Actually Homer Simpson is a "happily married" cartoon character!!

(maybe not!)

My last boyfriend was a "happily married human!"

[gixxerboy1]

I like my men with a vagina

[Dukkit]

i like my men like i like my coffee. poured down the sink.

[DSM4Life]

i like my men like i like my coffee.

Hot creamy and in your mouth.

[gixxerboy1]

Hot creamy and in your mouth.

lol

[gixxerboy1]

i like my men like i like my coffee.

Black

[legobricks]

I like my men with a vagina

So the winning question is...would you do a woman that used to be a man?

[gixxerboy1]

So the winning question is...would you do a woman that used to be a man?

Only if its DSM

[Johny-too-small]

I like men with wo in front.

[DSM4Life]

So the winning question is...would you do a woman that used to be a man?

Going down on that just sounds nasty.

I can eat a women , can eat a man but a man with a artificial cha cha

[legobricks]

Only if its DSM

[paulzane]

Going down on that just sounds nasty.

I can eat a women , can eat a man but a man with a artificial cha cha

What about the 1/2 and 1/2's? The chicks with dicks who haven't had the op yet?

[Johny-too-small]

Yippie. Now I get to whore up your thread!

[paulzane]

Yippie. Now I get to whore up your thread!

Well with the amount of porn I have I won't need to do aerobics again......EVER!!

[DSM4Life]

Health Benefits of Semen
Several Studies Claim Man-juice Can Fight Depression, High Blood Pressure


Semen Could Be an Antidepressant

A study at the State University of New York at Albany says there is a positive correlation between unprotected sex and lower depression rates, according to an MSNBC article. While the article and researchers do not condone unprotected sex (the article in fact has a disclaimer), the results showed that females who had sex without a condom had lower depression levels by those who used them during sexual encounters, or abstained from sex.

The SUNY-Albany study says that semen contains components that can relieve stress and lower depression, and also that the vagina absorbs these components and they can be detected in the bloodstream a few hours after sex.

Looking further into this claim, this AC writer found a Gallup study which revealed similar results. The Gallup researcher measured emotional benefits of semen by dividing 293 female students into groups based on how often their partners used condoms. Then, he administered the Beck Depression Inventory to assess their emotional well-being. Those scoring under 17 on emotional inventory are considered mentally sound.

The results? Gallup found that women who never used condoms scored 8 on the Beck scale; women who used them intermittently scored 10.5; women who frequently used protection came in at 15; and those who swore by condoms scored 11.3.

The Rockall Times in the UK published a story about a similar study, citing that the scientists pushed the results of the study on female coworkers, resulting in increased morale in the research facility. In fact, the study group plans to air television ads promoting semen's benefits.

So, if one is with a partner they can trust, perhaps in a monogamous relationship reaping the benefits of semen could make one happier-and not just because they are 'getting some.'

Semen Can Lower Blood Pressure

MSNBC cites another study that states that women who swallow semen while performing oral sex have less of a chance of developing preeclampsia, a high-blood pressure disorder that can come with pregnancy.

Believe it or not, there are sperm pills on the market which can make sperm taste and look better.

What is in semen?

Sperm is only 1% of semen. The rest is water, mucous, sugar and other acids and bases. According to SemenTherapy.com, semen contains:

ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
blood-group antigens (from immune system)
calcium (mineral)
chlorine (oxidizing agent)
cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
chlorine (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
fructose (sugar used for energy)
glutathione (peptide amino acid)
Glycoproteins (cancer fighting agent)
hyaluronidase (enzyme)
inositol (sugar found in muscles)
lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
magnesium (mineral)
nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
phosphorus (mineral)
prostaglandins (good for pregnancy)
potassium (mineral)
purine (compound of uric acid)
pyrimidine (organic base)
pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)
selenium (cancer fighting agent)
sodium (salt)
sorbitol (body alcohol)
spermidine (catalytic enzyme)
spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)
urea (from urine)
uric acid (from urine)
vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)
zinc (mineral)



Swallow up guys !!

[legobricks]

Health Benefits of Semen
Several Studies Claim Man-juice Can Fight Depression, High Blood Pressure


Semen Could Be an Antidepressant

A study at the State University of New York at Albany says there is a positive correlation between unprotected sex and lower depression rates, according to an MSNBC article. While the article and researchers do not condone unprotected sex (the article in fact has a disclaimer), the results showed that females who had sex without a condom had lower depression levels by those who used them during sexual encounters, or abstained from sex.

The SUNY-Albany study says that semen contains components that can relieve stress and lower depression, and also that the vagina absorbs these components and they can be detected in the bloodstream a few hours after sex.

Looking further into this claim, this AC writer found a Gallup study which revealed similar results. The Gallup researcher measured emotional benefits of semen by dividing 293 female students into groups based on how often their partners used condoms. Then, he administered the Beck Depression Inventory to assess their emotional well-being. Those scoring under 17 on emotional inventory are considered mentally sound.

The results? Gallup found that women who never used condoms scored 8 on the Beck scale; women who used them intermittently scored 10.5; women who frequently used protection came in at 15; and those who swore by condoms scored 11.3.

The Rockall Times in the UK published a story about a similar study, citing that the scientists pushed the results of the study on female coworkers, resulting in increased morale in the research facility. In fact, the study group plans to air television ads promoting semen's benefits.

So, if one is with a partner they can trust, perhaps in a monogamous relationship reaping the benefits of semen could make one happier-and not just because they are 'getting some.'

Semen Can Lower Blood Pressure

MSNBC cites another study that states that women who swallow semen while performing oral sex have less of a chance of developing preeclampsia, a high-blood pressure disorder that can come with pregnancy.

Believe it or not, there are sperm pills on the market which can make sperm taste and look better.

What is in semen?

Sperm is only 1% of semen. The rest is water, mucous, sugar and other acids and bases. According to SemenTherapy.com, semen contains:

ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
blood-group antigens (from immune system)
calcium (mineral)
chlorine (oxidizing agent)
cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
chlorine (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
fructose (sugar used for energy)
glutathione (peptide amino acid)
Glycoproteins (cancer fighting agent)
hyaluronidase (enzyme)
inositol (sugar found in muscles)
lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
magnesium (mineral)
nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
phosphorus (mineral)
prostaglandins (good for pregnancy)
potassium (mineral)
purine (compound of uric acid)
pyrimidine (organic base)
pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)
selenium (cancer fighting agent)
sodium (salt)
sorbitol (body alcohol)
spermidine (catalytic enzyme)
spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)
urea (from urine)
uric acid (from urine)
vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)
zinc (mineral)



Swallow up guys !!

No thanks DSM!

[DSM4Life]

No thanks DSM!

You dont want to be depressed. Come over here and i'll give you a dosage of happiness.

[legobricks]

Yippie. Now I get to whore up your thread!

I was expecting it to say that these hotties used to be guys or something like that. And if they were i would still probably do them.

[legobricks]

You dont want to be depressed. Come over here and i'll give you a dosage of happiness.

That actually made me laugh out loud.

Thanks for the offer tho, and If I ever decide to switch youll be my first!

[PEWN]

weres lawman in this thread .... hes your man right dsm ?

[DSM4Life]

weres lawman in this thread .... hes your man right dsm ?

I know i miss him. He’s like your favorite pair of shoes that you can’t find, you know they are somewhere buried deep inside the closet but for some reason they refuse to show themselves.

[legobricks]

I know i miss him. He’s like your favorite pair of shoes that you can’t find, you know they are somewhere buried deep inside the closet but for some reason they refuse to show themselves.

BWAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[PEWN]

I know i miss him. He’s like your favorite pair of shoes that you can’t find, you know they are somewhere buried deep inside the closet but for some reason they refuse to show themselves.

[jamikehat]

I wish my girlfriend had read this article....

[j4ever41]

hahahaha,DSM is depression free.

[Amorphic]

weres lawman in this thread .... hes your man right dsm ?

he's still hiding in the closet, give him a few more months and he'll come out...maybe.

[DSM4Life]

hahahaha,DSM is depression free.

[dupa95]

http://videogazette.files.wordpress....ghtsposter.jpgthe room is spinin spinin real fast because of all the gayness

[dupa95]

[LawMan018]

weres lawman in this thread .... hes your man right dsm ?

DSM's my beotch!

[DSM4Life]

DSM's my beotch!

Hey, how are you pumpkin ?

[LawMan018]

Hey, how are you pumpkin ?

Better now that you're here

[FREAK]

I Dont !

[Lexed]

Health Benefits of Semen
Several Studies Claim Man-juice Can Fight Depression, High Blood Pressure


Semen Could Be an Antidepressant

A study at the State University of New York at Albany says there is a positive correlation between unprotected sex and lower depression rates, according to an MSNBC article. While the article and researchers do not condone unprotected sex (the article in fact has a disclaimer), the results showed that females who had sex without a condom had lower depression levels by those who used them during sexual encounters, or abstained from sex.

The SUNY-Albany study says that semen contains components that can relieve stress and lower depression, and also that the vagina absorbs these components and they can be detected in the bloodstream a few hours after sex.

Looking further into this claim, this AC writer found a Gallup study which revealed similar results. The Gallup researcher measured emotional benefits of semen by dividing 293 female students into groups based on how often their partners used condoms. Then, he administered the Beck Depression Inventory to assess their emotional well-being. Those scoring under 17 on emotional inventory are considered mentally sound.

The results? Gallup found that women who never used condoms scored 8 on the Beck scale; women who used them intermittently scored 10.5; women who frequently used protection came in at 15; and those who swore by condoms scored 11.3.

The Rockall Times in the UK published a story about a similar study, citing that the scientists pushed the results of the study on female coworkers, resulting in increased morale in the research facility. In fact, the study group plans to air television ads promoting semen's benefits.

So, if one is with a partner they can trust, perhaps in a monogamous relationship reaping the benefits of semen could make one happier-and not just because they are 'getting some.'

Semen Can Lower Blood Pressure

MSNBC cites another study that states that women who swallow semen while performing oral sex have less of a chance of developing preeclampsia, a high-blood pressure disorder that can come with pregnancy.

Believe it or not, there are sperm pills on the market which can make sperm taste and look better.

What is in semen?

Sperm is only 1% of semen. The rest is water, mucous, sugar and other acids and bases. According to SemenTherapy.com, semen contains:

ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
blood-group antigens (from immune system)
calcium (mineral)
chlorine (oxidizing agent)
cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
chlorine (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
fructose (sugar used for energy)
glutathione (peptide amino acid)
Glycoproteins (cancer fighting agent)
hyaluronidase (enzyme)
inositol (sugar found in muscles)
lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
magnesium (mineral)
nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
phosphorus (mineral)
prostaglandins (good for pregnancy)
potassium (mineral)
purine (compound of uric acid)
pyrimidine (organic base)
pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)
selenium (cancer fighting agent)
sodium (salt)
sorbitol (body alcohol)
spermidine (catalytic enzyme)
spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)
urea (from urine)
uric acid (from urine)
vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)
zinc (mineral)



Swallow up guys !!

Where is the protien?

[DSM4Life]

Where is the protien?

I dont know. Lets look over mine tonight and see if we can find some.

[Amorphic]

I dont know. Lets look over mine tonight and see if we can find some.

make sure lexed wipes off the milk mustache you leave on his face