Meet the Spartans & Rambo...

[magic32]

Okay let me begin by saying for those of you who don't know that I see JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING for various reasons that explain my level of movie diversity, but bear with me...

27 Dresses...Let me preface this by saying that I like both stars Katherine Heigl, probably best known for Grey's Anatomy, "The Ringer", and more recently "Knocked Up". Then there's James Marsden a.k.a. Cyclops from "The X-Men". Anyway this film is what romantic comedies are supposed to be, in other words it's a good one to take your lady too, because the fellas can enjoy it and ladies certainly will. It's funny yet based in reality, for a change.

NOW DOWN TO BUSINESS...

Meet the Spartans...Again a preface: As a rule spoofs are not very good, that said, this one is no exception. However, if you truly loved "300" then you'll be able to appreciate it, because it is humorous throughout but don't expect much knee slapping. Oh, but Carmen Electra does what she does best here, namely electrify the screen...WOW!

Rambo...No prefacing here, this movie was great! You heard me right GREAT, written and directed by Sly, it's a homerun. A little on the short side at a scant 93 minutes after a brief but sufficient developmental phase the action keeps coming. It thoroughly engages you, as well as closes Rambo's (like Rocky's) book forever. So good (for guys) that it gets my rarely seen MBG or money back guarantee. If you're not completely satisfied with this film simply send me your ticket stub(s) along with a return address for a full refund.

ENJOY
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ALSO SEE:

Jumper - the theatrical trailer (not the teaser)
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809721624/trailer

Dark Knight - the theatrical trailer (not the teaser)
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809271891/trailer

Ironman - only the teaser is presently available
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808411893/info

The Eye - the theatrical trailer (not the teaser)
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809824029/trailer

Semi-Pro
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809823934/info

[Renesis]

cool im watching both rambo and meet the spartans tonight

[Ajc330]

i just want to say that i appreciate you doing this magic and these threads are very helpful

[bigboy003]

thanks bro, it was between Rambo and Untraceable for me and the lady tonight...looks like she gets to see rambo...

[lucabratzi]

thanks bro, it was between Rambo and Untraceable for me and the lady tonight...looks like she gets to see rambo...

Rambo looks sick as hell, and I am def seein it this weekend. Btw bigboy nice avy.

[Amorphic]

cant wait for the dark knight to come out, its going to be amazing

[perfectbeast2001]

thx magic looking forward to seeing rambo myself mate.

[Lexed]

going to see both today excited about the spartan movie

[Lexed]

Saw rambo and meet the spartans. For rambo the killing effects where awsome and alot of blood in gore like I like but the ending was very gay especially when he is standing up the hill and everyone is looking at him. Also the part when he walks back home.

Meet the spartans was funny only becuase its a great parody of 300 and some other movies. But overall it I think it was great

[sooners04]

RAMBO was great. Everything and more from John Rambo. I haven't seen that much graphic detail in any movie yet, very realistic. Not to mention the movie is based on a civil war that is still going on right this minute. OUTSTANDING!!

[magic32]

Saw rambo and meet the spartans. For rambo the killing effects where awsome and alot of blood in gore like I like but the ending was very gay especially when he is standing up the hill and everyone is looking at him. Also the part when he walks back home.

Meet the spartans was funny only becuase its a great parody of 300 and some other movies. But overall it I think it was great

See I thought the re-humanization of John was appropriate, as he made peace with his war demons and returned to society. The same element held true for Balboa regarding his "stuff in the basement".

And you certainly echoed my Sparans review, it's good, but only if you're a "300" fan!

RAMBO was great. Everything and more from John Rambo. I haven't seen that much graphic detail in any movie yet, very realistic. Not to mention the movie is based on a civil war that is still going on right this minute. OUTSTANDING!!

MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!!!

[Merc..]

Thanks for the reviews Magic...



Merc.

[VWbug66]

so what kinda cycles yall think rambo has ran??

[Ajc330]

i saw 27 dresses last night, very good movie fellas don't hesitate to take your girl to see it

[Big]

Great review, I saw Rambo today, and plan to go see it again. Very well done.

[Amorphic]

i'm behind the times, i just watched i am legend last night

[Kale]

Any body seen Clove Field ? I am seeing it this afternoon

[Amorphic]

Any body seen Clove Field ? I am seeing it this afternoon

ive heard good and bad things, some people loved it, others didnt like it much.

[VWbug66]

i thought 27 dresses was a waste of $$, coulda baught sum beer and pizza n had a better time!

[magic32]

i saw 27 dresses last night, very good movie fellas don't hesitate to take your girl to see it

Me too, reviewed it above.

i thought 27 dresses was a waste of $$, coulda baught sum beer and pizza n had a better time!

You have to remember it wasn't designed for guys, but I thought it did a very good job accomodating us...unlike most chick flicks.

[domeyeahaigh]

Rambo said today he took gh for the movie

[timtim]

rambo was a great flick just like rocky balboa. they will surprise you. my wife -who hates rambo style films and knew nothing about john j. rambo, was cheering along with a large contigent of the theater in the last 10 minutes. very good.

[Kale]

ive heard good and bad things, some people loved it, others didnt like it much.

Fvck me dead, it was THE WORST movie I have ever seen. When it ended I actually yelled out in the cinema, "You have got to be shitting me" !!!!!!!!!

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

I saw "There Will Be Blood" few nites ago.

lol, the good ol american way...

[sphincter]

I appreciate the reviews guys. Esecially on teh chick movie since it's the wife's turn to pic next movie (I do enjoy a roughly 2-3:1 ratio though) and I know she wants to watch the 27 dresses flick. I won't put up a fight for thei one thanks to you guys

[magic32]

Fvck me dead, it was THE WORST movie I have ever seen. When it ended I actually yelled out in the cinema, "You have got to be shitting me" !!!!!!!!!

Ahh you must be speaking of Cloverfield?
Personally, and this is without my usual objective analysis...it was garbage! But the creature was decent. I reviewed it here:
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=327975

AND FOR THOSE WHO MISSED THESE TAKE A LOOK…
“Jumper”...you've seen the teaser, and had your interest peaked but now check out the more expansive theatrical trailer, which looks quite good:

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809721624/trailer

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ALSO SEE:

The Hottie and the Nottie (Paris Hilton)
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809824024/info

Semi-Pro (Will Ferrell)
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809823934/info

I Breathe Air (NOTE: not for the one dimensional man)
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809422155/info

Witless Protection (NOTE: especially for the one dimensional man)
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809873468/info

“Teeth” which is BEYOND NIGHTMARISH!!!
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809426687/info