just read this some are pretty funny heres a few
1..your neck is exactly the same circumfrence as your head
2..the amount you squat is more than what u have in your bank account
3..you think add mayo to tuna is a treat
4..your hitting a double biceps pose on your drivers license
5..all your suits are sleevless
6..you bought your mom wrist wraps for her birthday
7..after bieng off gear for a week you think you cleaned out enough and its time to start another
8..you name your children Arnold ,Sergio,and Dorian