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    you're obsessed with iron when

    just read this some are pretty funny heres a few



    1..your neck is exactly the same circumfrence as your head

    2..the amount you squat is more than what u have in your bank account

    3..you think add mayo to tuna is a treat

    4..your hitting a double biceps pose on your drivers license

    5..all your suits are sleevless

    6..you bought your mom wrist wraps for her birthday

    7..after bieng off gear for a week you think you cleaned out enough and its time to start another

    8..you name your children Arnold ,Sergio,and Dorian
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    #2 is true for me hahah

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    9.. you sit on this dam forum day and night

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    10..you meet a new girl and within minutes you try to work the words pecs , sets and reps into the conversation

    11..you take advantage of egg-protien flatulence to make sure nobody uses your favorite bench

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    tough crowd tonight

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    Dude I'm tryin but these girls are hoggin everyones attention they just don't stop talking LOL

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    i see that

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    12.... you can't hang out right now because you have to eat in 25 minutes.

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    you bring a protein shake to the movies

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    lmfao #7..so true!

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    14... you bring a cooler to the beach just like everyone else. yours however, is filled with chicken, 2 tuna sandwiches, a protein shake, a sweet potato, and 3 bottles of water.

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    you order 8 egg whites at the diner. and your friends and family just look at you.

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    when u plan your whole day based on when you eat.
    when you reach your previously stated weight goal and think "20 more lbs and i'll look perfect"
    when you start thinking, "arnold really wasnt that big",lol

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    when you use carrot top as your avatar. lol just playin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    when you use carrot top as your avatar. lol just playin.
    i'll say this for the last time, im cutting right now, i thought it was appropiate!!!!

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    when u wax your whole body

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    Funny shit.

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

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    back double bi in ur drivers license pic lol..Imma have to try that next one

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    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp View Post
    12.... you can't hang out right now because you have to eat in 25 minutes.
    +1

    im at my desk at work and curse out of nowhere, cooworkers ask me whats wrong and i tell them im late for my meal and start walking to the fridge

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