If this happened to you in Thailand, what would you do?

**meathead320** · 02-01-2008, 06:58 PM

So, your innocently on a trip to Thailand, to by some AAS at a reasonable price, and after filling up a decent size contact lens cleaner bottle, with Test-enth (or whatever else), you decide to make use of the rest of your vacation. You plan on scoring with some hot-as-hell Thai *****, at a club in the local red light district. You are in the “land of smiles” after all.

So there is a very interested Thai hotty, who is very interested in going back to your hotel with you. She is kind of tall for a Thai chick, and has those eyes that just say “I love to fx**”.

You get her back to your room, and after getting a great starting BJ, she then says she wants it in the arse.

Unfortunately, she happens to take off her skirt, and waMMO, she a MANNO!!! Complete set of twig and berries.

**getpaid** · 02-01-2008, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by meathead320

So, your innocently on a trip to Thailand, to by some AAS at a reasonable price, and after filling up a decent size contact lens cleaner bottle, with Test-enth (or whatever else), you decide to make use of the rest of your vacation. You plan on scoring with some hot-as-hell Thai *****, at a club in the local red light district. You are in the “land of smiles” after all.

So there is a very interested Thai hotty, who is very interested in going back to your hotel with you. She is kind of tall for a Thai chick, and has those eyes that just say “I love to fx**”.

You get her back to your room, and after getting a great starting BJ, she then says she wants it in the arse.

Unfortunately, she happens to take off her skirt, and waMMO, she a MANNO!!! Complete set of twig and berries.

Thats funny! My buddy was stationed there for awile and he said you cant tell the difference between the girls and guys.

**StoneGRMI** · 02-01-2008, 07:05 PM

**alphaman** · 02-01-2008, 07:06 PM

I didn't even vote because my most probable reaction isn't on the poll. But.... inquiring minds want to know... did this happen to you and what did you do? lmao

**meathead320** · 02-01-2008, 07:13 PM

I ain't gotta e'splain myself.

**Atomini** · 02-01-2008, 07:20 PM

It's not a man. It's a tranny.

**HORSE~** · 02-01-2008, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by alphaman

I didn't even vote because my most probable reaction isn't on the poll. But.... inquiring minds want to know... did this happen to you and what did you do? lmao

No doubt I didn't see blunt force trauma to the head and a midnight flight back to the US on the list....

**meathead320** · 02-01-2008, 07:28 PM

I tried to add the words "kick him/her in the balls" before the flight home option, however it was "too many characters" for the poll.

**kman** · 02-01-2008, 07:29 PM

WOW, that is tough bro. Not sure what one would do, at least this memory won't haunt you for the rest of your life..jk..

**sorel_C** · 02-01-2008, 07:57 PM

im the type of person that i always finish what i started,, no matter what!!! worry about the outcome later

**HORSE~** · 02-01-2008, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by cowboy-chris

im the type of person that i always finish what i started,, no matter what!!! worry about the outcome later

LOL....

**Lexed** · 02-01-2008, 08:37 PM

wouldve been funnier if you where drunk and woke up next morning feeling her out and bam you grab a handfull.... and for some reason ur ass hurt

**meathead320** · 02-01-2008, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by Lexed

wouldve been funnier if you where drunk and woke up next morning feeling her out and bam you grab a handfull.... and for some reason ur ass hurt

Things could always be worse.

I have heard of guys waking up coverd in lipstick, in bed with the shemale, in what looks like a fight-scene from the night before.

Crazy shite in the land o' smiles.

**briancb1** · 02-01-2008, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by Atomini

It's not a man. It's a tranny.

Transsexualism is a condition in which a person identifies with a physical sex different from the one that they were born with. In this case meatman got a bj from a guy who wants to be a chick.

So to correct you, it is a man who wants to be a woman.

**Atomini** · 02-01-2008, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by briancb1

Transsexualism is a condition in which a person identifies with a physical sex different from the one that they were born with. In this case meatman got a bj from a guy who wants to be a chick.

So to correct you, it is a man who wants to be a woman.

No, I didnt say a transvestite (a guy dressed as a woman), that's what you seemed to think I meant. I said a tranny (a Transsexual), which is somone who has used hormones to change their gender chemistry, got hair removal, breast and hip implants, and are pretty much 1 step away from a complete sex change.

**StoneGRMI** · 02-01-2008, 09:50 PM

This story makes me want to puke.

**Lexed** · 02-01-2008, 10:07 PM

its like fcking a girl with a really large clit penis

**LT1** · 02-01-2008, 10:10 PM

i think it is less about the sexual identity and more about a poor ass skinny thai kid looking to make some bank in the middle of a third world country...(he can't get work in the aas labs because his skin's too sensitive to wear the latex gloves)....it's just bonus for the kid that he fits the role...and knows how to give the I love to get f'ed eyes...

just like the Monster ad goes...there's a perfect job out there for everyone...

**Kale** · 02-01-2008, 10:11 PM

You can just say sorry not for me, give her/him a couple of hundred baht and ask them politely to leave and they will. This happens all the time.

**meathead320** · 02-01-2008, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by briancb1

Transsexualism is a condition in which a person identifies with a physical sex different from the one that they were born with. In this case meatman got a bj from a guy who wants to be a chick.

So to correct you, it is a man who wants to be a woman.

This story is more an acount of a close friend who was in such a situation, he came back from an Iraq tour, and figured he needed some get back into shape gear, and made little stop in Thailand.

I think he actually took option 3.

Not a personal account mine.

However, there is no shame in getting a BJ from a hot Thai, so long as he/she keeps the skirt on, your better off not knowing. Just be happy.

**Kale** · 02-01-2008, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by meathead320

This story is more an acount of a close friend who was in such a situation.

He actually took option 3.

Not a personal account.

However, there is no shame in getting a BJ from a hot Thai, so long as he/she keeps the skirt on, your better off not knowing. Just be happy.

You would be surprised how many guys would select option 3, they just would never admit it. !!!!!

**meathead320** · 02-01-2008, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by Kale

You would be surprised how many guys would select option 3, they just would never admit it. !!!!!

Hey, if the twig ain't bigger than your own, its a clit.

So, the gurl in your avitar, he or she?

Its an honest question with the Thai.

**Kale** · 02-01-2008, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by meathead320

Hey, if the twig ain't bigger than your own, its a clit.

So, the gurl in your avitar, he or she?

Its an honest question with the Thai.

She is a she but used to be a he. The anatomy is perfect, and to me "if it looks like *****, and it tastes like *****, and its smells like *****, then "IT MUST BE *****" !!!!!!!

**meathead320** · 02-01-2008, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by Kale

She is a she but used to be a he. The anatomy is perfect, and to me "if it looks like *****, and it tastes like *****, and its smells like *****, then "IT MUST BE *****" !!!!!!!

I KNEW IT!

SO, in other words, you do not have to worry about knocking her up?

**Kale** · 02-01-2008, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by meathead320

I KNEW IT!

SO, in other words, you do not have to worry about knocking her up?

No, and I am openly Bi so it doesnt bother me at all. Nobody can pick it, even I had to ask and I see it all the time

**meathead320** · 02-02-2008, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by Kale

No, and I am openly Bi so it doesnt bother me at all. Nobody can pick it, even I had to ask and I see it all the time

Its'all good.

Here is whre I stand in taste.

I could not do a dude, who looks like a dude, you know?

However, with a couple drinks, I could pretend that the frank and beans ain't there with a Ladyboy, and I hear they give great head too.

I see male and female, more in terms of the other 95% of the body, rather than just genitals.

However she better be damn good at pulling off the female thing. Any stuble and I am out of there. I have actually broken that rule in the past with a natural female (natural as in born with a Pu***), who was running var.

That is why I would never experiment with that in the USA, here you get a 6'7" 230 pound black dude, who has a face like 150-grit sandpaper, fake tits hard as rocks, a platnum blond hairweave and calls himself a "woman". Kind of gives the ladyboy thing a bad name.

**Kale** · 02-02-2008, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by meathead320

Its'all good.

Here is whre I stand in taste.

I could not do a dude, who looks like a dude, you know?

However, with a couple drinks, I could pretend that the frank and beans ain't there with a Ladyboy, and I hear they give great head too.

I see male and female, more in terms of the other 95% of the body, rather than just genitals.

However she better be damn good at pulling off the female thing. Any stuble and I am out of there. I have actually broken that rule in the past with a natural female (natural as in born with a Pu***), who was running var.

That is why I would never experiment with that in the USA, here you get a 6'7" 230 pound black dude, who has a face like 150-grit sandpaper, fake tits hard as rocks, a platnum blond hairweave and calls himself a "woman". Kind of gives the ladyboy thing a bad name.

PM me your email address and I will show you the whole echalada... hahaha actually her name is Lada

**Voice of Reason** · 02-02-2008, 12:19 AM

nice name... Ladda, you ever call her Dar for short?...

**meathead320** · 02-02-2008, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by Kale

PM me your email address and I will show you the whole echalada... hahaha actually her name is Lada

done.

Originally Posted by Voice of Reason

nice name... Ladda, you ever call her Dar for short?...

This is for you voice.

Actual picture of my nightmares.

**Voice of Reason** · 02-02-2008, 12:47 AM

Thanks, i guess... I only said my comment cause Ladda is my mom's name and her friends call her Dar for short, Yep she is Thai aswell...

Sorry for your dream...

**Kale** · 02-02-2008, 12:52 AM

Meathead320 you have the pics. What do you think dude ?

**Voice of Reason** · 02-02-2008, 01:03 AM

This is for you Meathead... Wat Rong Khun, coolest temple you'll ever see in Thailand. (Chang Rai)

**meathead320** · 02-02-2008, 01:32 AM

Originally Posted by Kale

Meathead320 you have the pics. What do you think dude ?

Hot as hell, no way to tell.

**Ajc330** · 02-02-2008, 07:22 AM

i voted to ask them to politely leave, but then again he did put you in that position and tried to trick you, so a concussion is also an option for me

**novastepp** · 02-02-2008, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by cowboy-chris

im the type of person that i always finish what i started,, no matter what!!! worry about the outcome later

So YOU ****ED HIM!!!!!!!!

**J*U*icEd** · 02-02-2008, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by meathead320

I KNEW IT!

SO, in other words, you do not have to worry about knocking her up?

how come im getting the feeling that it was you who was in that situation.... lol... u don't have to lie... people can see thru it, especially if you can spot a transgender!

**sorel_C** · 02-02-2008, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by novastepp

So YOU ****ED HIM!!!!!!!!

Havt been put in that situation,, but im the type of person that i dont descrimanate i just really like to bust

**paulzane** · 02-02-2008, 11:45 AM

Some of the katoys (he-shes) are really, really beautiful ...... others are really, really scarey!!!!

**meathead320** · 02-02-2008, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by Voice of Reason

This is for you Meathead... Wat Rong Khun, coolest temple you'll ever see in Thailand. (Chang Rai)

Nice.

**firmechicano831** · 02-03-2008, 12:30 AM

This is what happend to a co-worker of mine. He got drunk one day and went to a bar. Picked some one up at the bar when he was drunk and took her/him home. He said he can't remember everything that happend but that he was doing this her/him on the ass. The next day he wakes up with his ass hurting and a condom on the floor full of blood. He throws the condom on the freezer and starts freaking out at work that he might have aids. This guy was going crazy like for 2 months straight.