Joke for 11/5/01

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000
and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a
newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales
clerk, I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the
same question. The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same
question.She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going.
But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put
my hand down your pants and play with your privates for 10 minutes, I will
be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, 'What the hell' and lets
her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds!"



Cosmo

that was great!nothing like a little geriatric fling to get the blood flowing!!

Thanks...on that note I'm going home.;)

cough (haha, guess who i'm mocking?) :) :)