Im such a bum

**jon rock** · 02-05-2008, 12:45 PM

Im such a bum i picked these massive six and a half foot tall mirrors out of the garbage dumpster in my moms back alley and set them up in my sisters room. now i can have some serious posedowns when the family is not around.
Im so poor i phoned the grocery store to see i could buy COWS heart cause its got 27 grams of protein per three ounce piece. Man my life sucks but at least ive got my nice muscles to keep me company in winnipeg manitoba average temp this week like minus 45 with the wind chill. MINUS -45 !! wtf.
I should also confess i picked a thirteen inch RCA tv out of the dumpster as well. And im still playing a playstation one. mamma mia kill me god please!!
Even my mp3 player is sub par wall mart crap. im off to do my wheels dirty at the ymca. And yes i will keep my back to the wall when doin' my stiff legged dead lifts!! Yikes workin out at the Y!!!

**peteroy01** · 02-05-2008, 01:17 PM

dude, give it time. you've got to get back on your feet man.

**Hollywood080** · 02-05-2008, 01:23 PM

Hard times bro! I hope things get better for you!

**peteroy01** · 02-05-2008, 01:31 PM

dude your an inspiration. if your eating hearts then i can get off my azz and go to the supermarket and buy some more chicken breast.

**xero** · 02-05-2008, 02:17 PM

Is it just me that finds your posts really interesting....you got real life stories man, keep em coming.

**Dukkit** · 02-05-2008, 02:24 PM

let it out bro. let it out. i feel your pain. but be strong!!!

**Schmidty** · 02-05-2008, 02:53 PM

I wana try cow heart. How much does it usally cost

**TheArtist** · 02-05-2008, 11:48 PM

yeah for real, where might one aquire cow heart? think it's something only a butcher would have access to?

**peteroy01** · 02-05-2008, 11:52 PM

just walk out to a pasture full of cows and go Aztec on there azz. but dont forget after you grab the heart to scream Le, le, le, le, le, le, le, le, le, le, le, real fast!