Ralph for President

[StoneGRMI]

http://www.digthewig08.com/



Immigration – “Stranger danger!”

Government Spending – “I only have this much moneys.”

Party Politics – “Everyone is invited to my party!”

Slogan – “I Dig the Wig”

Ethics – “I’m Ralph Wiggum and I’ve been a good boy.”

Political Appointments – Bart Simpson as the Secretary of Indian Burns and Lisa Simpson as his First Ladle

Foreign Relations – “When we’re mad we’ll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants.”

[SMCengineer]

Healthcare: "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."

Animal Rights: "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Education reform: "Me fail English? That's unpossible."

[StoneGRMI]

bump!

He appears to be the best candidate!