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  1. 10-05-2002, 08:13 PM #1
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    joke for the day

    i was just reading my e-mail's,and i got this one. thought you guys would get a kick out of it..

    "So a man and his wife were home one Saturday morning. Man in the shower upstairs, woman in the kitchen. Doorbell rings, it's Larry, a friend of her husbands. Larry says to her, "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I'll give you $400 if you show me your breasts."
    She didn't want to, but they really needed the money. She opens her robe and shows him her naked body. He says, "Wow, that was amazing. I'll give you four hundred more if you let me feel you up." She hesisitates, but, after all, money's really tight this month. She opens her robe and lets him feel all around. He gives her the money and politely goes on his way. She goes upstairs as her husband is stepping out of the shower. He says, "Was someone at the door? I thought I heard the doorbell ring." She tells him it was Larry. Her husband says, "Larry? That sonofabiatch owes me 800 bucks!!!"

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  2. 10-06-2002, 02:07 AM #2
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    What a bastard!
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  3. 10-06-2002, 03:51 AM #3
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    that gives me an idea!!
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  4. 10-12-2002, 12:15 PM #4
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    LMFAO!!
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  5. 10-12-2002, 12:26 PM #5
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    Originally posted by ripped4fsu
    that gives me an idea!!

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  6. 10-12-2002, 01:10 PM #6
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    haha
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  7. 10-12-2002, 01:14 PM #7
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    Nice one!
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