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    ****ed Up Girl: First Blood Part II

    Hey yo. The reason I didn't mack that shit yet is bcuz there are two other really hot girls in that same class who I've been flirting with as of late. If I ****t this bitch I know she would fall in love with me like all the others and wouldn't b able to leave me alone (can't really blame her). So instead of a one time lay, I opted to ask one of these other fine ass hunnies out so I can bang them for a while. It's called venture planning idiots and its what intelligent and HANDSOME men do. Pace homely forum junkies.

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    YES! I am so glad to see he posted yet again. Can't wait to read this one, LOL

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    I should write a book about my adventures. "Too Handsome" by DreamingBig

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreamingBig View Post
    Hey yo. The reason I didn't mack that shit yet is bcuz there are two other really hot girls in that same class who I've been flirting with as of late. If I ****t this bitch I know she would fall in love with me like all the others and wouldn't b able to leave me alone (can't really blame her). So instead of a one time lay, I opted to ask one of these other fine ass hunnies out so I can bang them for a while. It's called venture planning idiots and its what intelligent and HANDSOME men do. Pace homely forum junkies.

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    ur a jackass!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by J*U*icEd View Post
    ur a jackass!!
    So tell me something I don't know.

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    u can not be4real!!! Get over yourself!!! ur a fvckn loser highschool kid with nothing to offer any girl/women. Go flex ur little muscles for ur mom and tell her how strong u are while she bakes u cookies. And ask her if u can have ur allowance early so u can try the new muscle-tech u luv so much. Or if if u can borrow the car for the weekend so u can deleiver some pizza. I hope reality smacks u n the face hard n u realise ur a fvckn joke.

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    i dont know how taking valtrax will effect your cycle.

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    Hey Schmitd. It's ok to b jealous bro. I just hope realtiy smacks you in the face someday and u realize u will never b as pretty as me. The sooner you realize that the better itll b. Godspeed, my homely friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreamingBig View Post
    Hey Schmitd. It's ok to b jealous bro. I just hope realtiy smacks you in the face someday and u realize u will never b as pretty as me. The sooner you realize that the better itll b. Godspeed, my homely friend.
    What the fvck is wrong with u??? There is no way u can be4real, I find it really hard to beleive anybody could really think so highly of themselves. Is ur mom gona let u borrow the car this weekend???

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    I got my own car, bro. My alcoholic stepfather got charged with DUI and lost his licence so now his car is mine.

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    it doesn't count when ur mother and grandmother tell u ur handsome.... and bro ur in highschool you have absolutely nothin to offer society... go ahead and think the world of urself... lets see what happens in 5 years when you have to make it on your own... i guareente ull still be living at home, listening to ur mother tell you how beautiful you are... lol... loser....

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    N****, what the **** is juice? I want some drank.

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    ur soo cool... please please tell me how to be like you... i wana come onto the internet and hype myself up so much that i believe it... PM me and help... please!!!

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    Post a pic so we can all see how handsome your mom and grandma think you are

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