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  1. 03-21-2008, 01:36 PM #1
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    Got a chemical burn from doritoes

    So i passed out last nite while eating doritoes.. and a ton of the crumbs n chips were on my chest...

    so today been applying moisturizer.. i got some sort of heat rash, or chemical burn from the doritos. So careful out there people.
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    Wow, that gives a whole new meaning to the term "junk food".

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    Haha.. you fat drunkard... Rats probably came out at night and started feeding on your crumbs and you got some kind of disease from them..
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    pooks are you bulking or cutting ? interested in adding them to my diet!!!!! dogs make the clean up much easier when you pass out eating!
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  5. 03-21-2008, 02:19 PM #5
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    was it spicy doritos?
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    Those are some seriously hot snacks!
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    was it your chest or your vagina. LOL
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    Thats it, I am running out the door to buy every kind of Dorito.
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    were you applying moisturizer to your vagina?
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  10. 03-22-2008, 02:38 AM #10
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    LMAO... ok now that i'm trying to or failing to sleep with a damn heat rash, life sucks lol ... but i can squeeze in an extra meal.
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    SAY WHAAAAAAAA. A chemical rash from doritos? Sucks. Wonder what caused it
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    were they the cheese ones?

    if so, maybe you deserve CheddaNips name more than CheddaNips!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed View Post
    was it spicy doritos?
    HAHAH
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    Sounds like some fat girl had gorged herself till her stomach was so full she couldnt eat anymore. However never wanting to see food being wasted and her thought process clouded by the desire for doritos, she hoovered them up with her alternative lips, leaving crabs in your chest hair.
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  15. 03-25-2008, 04:50 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooks View Post
    LMAO... ok now that i'm trying to or failing to sleep with a damn heat rash, life sucks lol ... but i can squeeze in an extra meal.
    Doritoes doesn't count as an extra meal lol.
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    I had a weird dream last night that I was a Dorito
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