Dirty Talk

[K.Biz]

So my ex-gf was never much of a freak, but we started hanging out again, been broken up for a month or so, anyways.. she started talking dirty all of the sudden

and now shes all dirty talk, and im loving it. but im running out of things to say! hahaa. and i dont want to cross the line haha. even no im sure i prob have. but she says she loves it... so f*ck it, i enjoy it!

but im looking for some suggestions on great lil things to say. help me out guys.

[dirtball_619]

"alright you dirty little slut ima rail you into submission and bang you so hard your eyeballs pop out"

on a serious note, tell her your fantasies.

call her your **** puppet, pull her hair and tell her she has no choice but to be your sex slave.

Use a stern controlling manner. lightly squeeze her neck like your strangling her but not really while in missionary, ask her if she likes alittle pain with her pleasure....

not sure if shes into that kinda stuff but my lady is, shes in my avy by the way

[Hollywood080]

oh know this thread is about to get real dirty!!!! Hope all u guys on test don't get hooked on this thread!!!!

[Amorphic]

"alright you dirty little slut ima rail you into submission and bang you so hard your eyeballs pop out"

on a serious note, tell her your fantasies.

call her your **** puppet, pull her hair and tell her she has no choice but to be your sex slave.

Use a stern controlling manner. lightly squeeze her neck like your strangling her but not really while in missionary, ask her if she likes alittle pain with her pleasure....

not sure if shes into that kinda stuff but my lady is, shes in my avy by the way

i love doing that

[dirtball_619]

haha hell ya. im 18 so no synthetic test required

thank god for AZ's 18 month law. shes almost 18 and i just turned 18 not too long ago lol

[Amorphic]

haha hell ya. im 18 so no synthetic test required

thank god for AZ's 18 month law. shes almost 18 and i just turned 18 not too long ago lol

you're just a young one lol. i thought you were older than that.

anyways, sorry, thread hijacked

[Potbellee]

"alright you dirty little slut ima rail you into submission and bang you so hard your eyeballs pop out"

on a serious note, tell her your fantasies.

call her your **** puppet, pull her hair and tell her she has no choice but to be your sex slave.

Use a stern controlling manner. lightly squeeze her neck like your strangling her but not really while in missionary, ask her if she likes alittle pain with her pleasure....

not sure if shes into that kinda stuff but my lady is, shes in my avy by the way

LOL!

[AaronJM1984]

[Lexed]

"alright you dirty little slut ima rail you into submission and bang you so hard your eyeballs pop out"

on a serious note, tell her your fantasies.

call her your **** puppet, pull her hair and tell her she has no choice but to be your sex slave.

Use a stern controlling manner. lightly squeeze her neck like your strangling her but not really while in missionary, ask her if she likes alittle pain with her pleasure....

not sure if shes into that kinda stuff but my lady is, shes in my avy by the way

sounds painfull

[Amorphic]

sounds painfull

girls love a bit of hair pulling, same with having your hands around their neck, some of them love the whole helpless feeling.

turns me on haha

[Lexed]

this part is what scared me

alright you dirty little slut ima rail you into submission and bang you so hard your eyeballs pop out

[Amorphic]

this part is what scared me

alright you dirty little slut ima rail you into submission and bang you so hard your eyeballs pop out

you mean thats not on your regular roll of one liners?

[dirtball_619]

be sure to de-claw her prior to puting her into submission via choking her. she may retaliate with claw dragging down your back in retaliation. this move has been known to induce this.

i have some serious gashes. it gets bloody.gives me shivers when she shows me my own flesh under her fingernails. she claims that digging her nails into my skin gets her off soo.... be warned.

[Lexed]

I prefer to use....

Hey baby ,, If I could re arrange the alphabet I would put "U' and "I' together ......

[Amorphic]

I prefer to use....

Hey baby ,, If I could re arrange the alphabet I would put "U' and "I' together ......

[Lexed]

roll the eyes... but it works

[dirtball_619]

sounds more like a pick up line though. not a bad one. but doesnt seem to fit with dirty talk.

nothing wrong with a gentleman. you'll probably end up with a nicer, cleaner girl anyways

[BG]

So my ex-gf was never much of a freak, but we started hanging out again, been broken up for a month or so, anyways.. she started talking dirty all of the sudden

and now shes all dirty talk, and im loving it. but im running out of things to say! hahaa. and i dont want to cross the line haha. even no im sure i prob have. but she says she loves it... so f*ck it, i enjoy it!

but im looking for some suggestions on great lil things to say. help me out guys.

I wonder where she learned all this dirty talk all of a sudden if it wasnt you ???

[Amorphic]

I wonder where she learned all this dirty talk all of a sudden if it wasnt you ???

ooooooo

[No One Knows]

I wonder where she learned all this dirty talk all of a sudden if it wasnt you ???

Hahaha I was thinking the same thing

[K.Biz]

I wonder where she learned all this dirty talk all of a sudden if it wasnt you ???

Haha it wasnt all of the sudden but its definetly picked up a notch. And honestly I couldnt give 2 sh*ts... She's my ex gf for a reason. I just like hitting it again

[spywizard]

So my ex-gf was never much of a freak, but we started hanging out again, been broken up for a month or so, anyways.. she started talking dirty all of the sudden

and now shes all dirty talk, and im loving it. but im running out of things to say! hahaa. and i dont want to cross the line haha. even no im sure i prob have. but she says she loves it... so f*ck it, i enjoy it!

but im looking for some suggestions on great lil things to say. help me out guys.

Who taught her to do that??

[WEBB]

Who taught her to do that??

Me....

[hardgainer12]

I wonder where she learned all this dirty talk all of a sudden if it wasnt you ???

thats what i was thinkin....

[rockinred]

Me....

now this thread is getting good.

[K.Biz]

oh god here we go.... no advice, just a bunch of jokesters. guess ill just look it up on the web hahaha.

by all means... hijack

[rockinred]

dude, I just talk how I feel (real nasty)... i can't offer good advice because I always end up telling her I want to stick it in her pooper and she gets all mad and turned off but I can't control it....It just comes out like vomit.... i say shit like your going to take it like a man...lol, or some stuff along the lines of pounding her in her in the a hole....she gets mad and says i ruin it???? I'll still say it thouhg

[shifty_git]

oh know this thread is about to get real dirty!!!! Hope all u guys on test don't get hooked on this thread!!!!

o how correct you were hollywood!

[n4529359]

i had a girl talk dirty to me once and i started lau***ng. I think it takes a special kind of girl to pull it off, otherwise its just corny...

[AaronJM1984]

dude, I just talk how I feel (real nasty)... i can't offer good advice because I always end up telling her I want to stick it in her pooper and she gets all mad and turned off but I can't control it....It just comes out like vomit.... i say shit like your going to take it like a man...lol, or some stuff along the lines of pounding her in her in the a hole....she gets mad and says i ruin it???? I'll still say it thouhg

I almost fell outta my chair lau***ng, good sh!t

[AaronJM1984]

This girl was talking dirty to me one time while she was servicing me, talking about how she liked the taste, anyways I was drunk and had been eating junk food and watching football all day, when I was finishing I accidentally farted, LOL that'll teach her to talk dirty while shes down there.

[Sir Lifts-a-lot]

I got way too into it one time and told a girl I was going to take a shhhit on her chest. Kind of took it over the edge, but hey it was a crazy night.

[rockinred]

i had a girl talk dirty to me once and i started lau***ng. I think it takes a special kind of girl to pull it off, otherwise its just corny...

no, no, no..don't start lau***ng...say and then what else?....and what else will you do? nurture it....

a lot of young bucks on here won't need nastiness to cum and are trying to prevent from cuming too fast, but when you get a lil older you want cum as fast as possible and at times it can take forever so you have to be real nasty to get yourself going... btw, i am no grandpa who can't get off... just seen most so it is a lil more difficult to get excited.....

[rockinred]

I got way too into it one time and told a girl I was going to take a shhhit on her chest. Kind of took it over the edge, but hey it was a crazy night.

now your getting warmed up.... that's what I am talking about

[n4529359]

now your getting warmed up.... that's what I am talking about

haha this thread is bringing out the best in ppl

[Amorphic]

I got way too into it one time and told a girl I was going to take a shhhit on her chest. Kind of took it over the edge, but hey it was a crazy night.

[*El Diablo*]

..i always say something like... " I want u to take a dump in my mouth " etc... lol

[hugovsilva]

I got way too into it one time and told a girl I was going to take a shhhit on her chest. Kind of took it over the edge, but hey it was a crazy night.

You are one sick mofo.

[Schmidty]

I just tell her what im guna do next or ask if she likes what im doing to her or if she likes doing that to me. Or ask a dirty question "U want me to fvck u n ur tight little @$$ dont u" and things of that nature...

[DSM4Life]

I wonder where she learned all this dirty talk all of a sudden if it wasnt you ???