if jesus christ ran for president

[BITTAPART2]

ok, we all hear the stupid bashing of canidates when they run for office, like the Borak Obama being tied to some muslim cult LMAO or the new one where he supposedly killed his gay choir member at his church. I asked myself, what dirt would Jesus Christ bring to the table if he ran for office? what would his opposition say? I came to the conclusion that this guy wouldnt stand a friggin chance in (excuse my expression) hell. I would be the first to point out he claims to be the child of an emaculate conception, who would buy that crap in 2008? or when he was "witnessing" to the prostitues and got pissed and had a fit of rage, this would have him as a prostitute hiring rage filled manic that thinks his mom never had sex to concieve him. I know some are going to fly off the handle but my intention is to draw a parelell for discussion purposes.

[badER]

The jews would probably kill him... again.

[smokethedays]

The jews would probably kill him... again.

ROFLOL

[BWhitaker]

He is not old enought...gotta be 35 I believe.

Also, he is not a citizen of the US.

Therefore, this is such an impossible hypothetical.

Oh yeah, and he doesn't exist....

[ultra40]

Possibly the worst thread ever.

Try to take in count the Many people who do believe in Jesus Christ before being so inconsiderate despite your religious views.

[smokethedays]

Possibly the worst thread ever.

Try to take in count the Many people who do believe in Jesus Christ before being so inconsiderate despite your religious views.

He wasn't offensive at all. wt happened to freedom of speech

[gixxerboy1]

Possibly the worst thread ever.

Try to take in count the Many people who do believe in Jesus Christ before being so inconsiderate despite your religious views.

What was inconsiderate about his post?

[BWhitaker]

Possibly the worst thread ever.

Try to take in count the Many people who do believe in Jesus Christ before being so inconsiderate despite your religious views.

Who was being offensive?

Thats like me saying, "Try to take into account the many people who believe in proper grammer despite your inabilities to properly write."

Im just giving you a hard time, but if any of the above posts offend anyone, then I would really not care. People need to learn to either take jokes or disregard them.

[ultra40]

None of the comments were.

I was referring to the post topic in general and whats probobly going to be said in the post.

[LawMan018]

You claim to have been resurrected... Therefore it is honest to say that you are the living dead, aka a zombie.

[BigLittleTim]

I'd predict the same result today: He'd be arrested, tried, and executed as a terrorist (one modern translation of "insurrectionist") by Law Enforcement at the behest of The Establishment, Corporations, Government, and Big Religion.

After all, he could turn out to be another Caesar Chavez, or Castro.

-BigLittleTim

[wilson9d]

I'd predict the same result today: He'd be arrested, tried, and executed as a terrorist (one modern translation of "insurrectionist") by Law Enforcement at the behest of The Establishment, Corporations, Government, and Big Religion.

After all, he could turn out to be another Caesar Chavez, or Castro.

-BigLittleTim

agreed

[LawMan018]

I'd predict the same result today: He'd be arrested, tried, and executed as a terrorist (one modern translation of "insurrectionist") by Law Enforcement at the behest of The Establishment, Corporations, Government, and Big Religion.

After all, he could turn out to be another Caesar Chavez, or Castro.

-BigLittleTim

But then what happens when he comes back from the dead? Oh... Sorry about torturing you and killing you... No hard feelings?

[juicejunkie2]

No way he'd win!! The media would make him out to be a crazy muslim also with the robe and the beard etc.

[goodcents]

He wasn't offensive at all. wt happened to freedom of speech

Religion stopped all that shltLook who fuks up (I'm sorry runs) this country

[SMCengineer]

He would definitely win. Conservatives would vote for him because he's Jesus Christ and liberals would vote for him cause he's a socialist.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

[Ajc330]

i don't thinkJesus would run for office, he know show corrupt it all is

[BigLittleTim]

But then what happens when he comes back from the dead? Oh... Sorry about torturing you and killing you... No hard feelings?

He's Jesus, not Chuck Norris.

-BigLittleTim

[MotoXracer]

[green22]

Some would say he doesnt wear underwear.

[spywizard]

see, now this is a good example of why the religious forum was closed...

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[kirk3624]

He is not old enought...gotta be 35 I believe.

Also, he is not a citizen of the US.

Therefore, this is such an impossible hypothetical.

Oh yeah, and he doesn't exist....

Great Post. This reminds me of when Bush said God told him to invade Iraq.

In the U.S. though, JC would win for sure. More sheep here than anywhere else in the world.

[Gators]

He's coming back, and when he does, he'll win alright, no contest. That's the view of about a billion plus of us.

[kirk3624]

He's coming back, and when he does, he'll win alright, no contest. That's the view of about a billion plus of us.

I wonder what Zeus, Allah, Buddah and the others would think though. I mean they would probably be like, "This is discrimination."

[goodcents]

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