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    Omg

    If anyone here lives in a place like I do (All 4 Seasons) do not do a Cycle in the spring. Im mid cycle and now of all times the suns out, and out come the Mini skirts. AHHHH. my penis is sore from 3x a day sex with my girl and 2 more with "JILL"

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    show off

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    Dude, be careful, JILL's a whore.

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    mini skirts omg omg i love those

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    ha, i chose to cycle in the spring for this very reason, so i can appreciate the beauty at its finest! although my standards have dropped...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tadpoleboyy View Post
    ha, i chose to cycle in the spring for this very reason, so i can appreciate the beauty at its finest! although my standards have dropped...
    My standards plummet when I'm on cycle.

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    i'm still a virgin to what its like to have test goggles....i'll find out soon

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    Test goggles:


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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Test goggles:

    haha, oh god

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    ^^seems about right.

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    My view of chicks don't change...that's my problem. I KNOW they are less attractive, but I still do it. And you know what the worst part is, I like it...

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    Yes I found this out saturday night.. In my drunken stupor I somehow pulled a chick to go home with right before I left the bar. She had a miniskirt on and nice legs...She got mad when I started slapping her thighs though, a rule in my car if you're riding shotgun in a miniskirt...

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    haha. I start to find women that are more curvy or carry a little more weight attractive. I guess is just a hormonal thing, we are hardwired to look for women with estrogenic feminine features. AAS makes that x7. But ugly fat obese chicks are still gross, i do draw the line somewhere. But things such as big legs (not fat legs, they gotta have some muscle), a little bit of lovehandles, a little pudge, that starts to catch my eye for sure. basically, curves

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blome View Post
    My standards plummet when I'm on cycle.

    what r these "standards" you are talking about....

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    ^^touche

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    Quote Originally Posted by tadpoleboyy View Post
    haha. I start to find women that are more curvy or carry a little more weight attractive. I guess is just a hormonal thing, we are hardwired to look for women with estrogenic feminine features. AAS makes that x7. But ugly fat obese chicks are still gross, i do draw the line somewhere. But things such as big legs (not fat legs, they gotta have some muscle), a little bit of lovehandles, a little pudge, that starts to catch my eye for sure. basically, curves
    ****ing too skinny of a girl is like ****ing a pile of rocks. Shit just don't feel good...Gotta have a lil meat...

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    i like bean poles with big tittys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blome View Post
    Dude, be careful, JILL's a whore.
    Dude jill is a Whore. She cheated on me with DSM

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    Quote Originally Posted by CheddaNips View Post
    Dude jill is a Whore. She cheated on me with DSM
    Sorry to tell you bro, but I did her last night.

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    The gym equivalent to the mini is Soffee Cheerleading shorts, I work at a gym and thats what all the girls wear from the ages of like 16-30 yrs old. Fking Love My Job some days.

    They also fake bake year round so all you see is tan firm legs that lead up to Cheer shorts that dont even cover the bottom of the ass so you get to see a little bit of ass clevage and then they say something on the butt like "Tight" or "Juicy" and then they always have there hair in a pony tail with long blonde hair or brown and All you can think of is how you'd grab it while you totally just pounded it from behind in the parking lot..........

    You get the idea.

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    speaking of low standards, im meeting this chick tomorrow for a f#ck date. im on cycle so i dont care. but she is pretty low on my standard scale. but she gets my dick hard. well then, so does my gerbal. so eh, what do i know.

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    ^^she fat?

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    ^^she hairy?

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    ^^both?

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    a little bit of the "muffintop" gets me rowdy, but the girl has to still have a nice body and good ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blome View Post
    Sorry to tell you bro, but I did her last night.
    i knew i felt something

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    Quote Originally Posted by tadpoleboyy View Post
    a little bit of the "muffintop" gets me rowdy, but the girl has to still have a nice body and good ass
    jesus christ that's sick

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    Quote Originally Posted by tadpoleboyy View Post
    a little bit of the "muffintop" gets me rowdy, but the girl has to still have a nice body and good ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    speaking of low standards, im meeting this chick tomorrow for a f#ck date. im on cycle so i dont care. but she is pretty low on my standard scale. but she gets my dick hard. well then, so does my gerbal. so eh, what do i know.
    f**k her

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    speaking of low standards, im meeting this chick tomorrow for a f#ck date. im on cycle so i dont care. but she is pretty low on my standard scale. but she gets my dick hard. well then, so does my gerbal. so eh, what do i know.
    Just curious but if gerbals aren't in the mood, do they use the headache excuse too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Test goggles:

    hahaa ewww

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