Anal With Women (discussion of anal sex)

[calgarian]

OK if this post is not suppose to be here please delete it.

But curious to find out who likes doing anal with women. Am I the only freak or there are some people.

[Dukkit]

i love it. simple as that. if you hang around the postwhore thread. you will see it brought up many many times.
i just did it on sat actually.
hmmm, yummy

[Prada]

Yup I like doing it. However shes gotta have her pipe clean.

[Dukkit]

i prefer them drunk while doing it. seems like they enjoy it more.

[shifty_git]

where's chuck the anal master?

[Dukkit]

where's chuck the anal master?

chuck just started getting anal. ive been doing it since before he knew what anal beads were.

[calgarian]

Yup I like doing it. However shes gotta have her pipe clean.

THere is this old women...42 and really ****ing sexy wants me to do it. I asked her about her pipe and she said she takes Enima before the action..I cant wait to go pupming

[Dukkit]

THere is this old women...42 and really ****ing sexy wants me to do it. I asked her about her pipe and she said she takes Enima before the action..I cant wait to go pupming

hit it!! i did it with a 48 year old about 3 weeks ago. she orgasmed 3 times just from it.

[Prada]

I'll pass and let you guys enjoy your expired women.
At her age she going to be wearing diapers really soon.

[calgarian]

hit it!! i did it with a 48 year old about 3 weeks ago. she orgasmed 3 times just from it.

I am just waiting for her to tell me that her husband is gone .

Calgarian.

[Narkissos]

I've never done it.

[calgarian]

I've never done it.

Whats wrong with u man.......

[Prada]

I've never done it.

Virgin!!!

[RA]

Have you ever talked to your lady about it?

I've never done it.

[TheArtist]

*sigh* i remember my first anal experience... she hated it... but maybe it's because i lead into it saying, " You will not enjoy this, it will not be over quickly, I'm not your king"

i think maybe that set wrong tone for the event....

[calgarian]

*sigh* i remember my first anal experience... she hated it... but maybe it's because i lead into it saying, " You will not enjoy this, it will not be over quickly, I'm not your king"

i think maybe that set wrong tone for the event....

I had the same kinda experience till I met the girl who had a asshole wider then a mainhole(spelling)....... We should teach new commers what to say before doing it lol

[shifty_git]

Love this board, put the word anal in a thread title and you get 16 posts in no time at all!

Im ganna start adding it to all my thread titles..

[calgarian]

Love this board, put the word anal in a thread title and you get 16 posts in no time at all!

Im ganna start adding it to all my thread titles..

I would too but I am afraid I will get kicked out

Calgarian

[calgarian]

Its good t oknow I am not the only freak in this regard.

[Narkissos]

Have you ever talked to your lady about it?

Yea...and tried it a couple times

No matter how gentle.. and slow.. My penis just doesn't fit.

We've been gently but consistently stretching her cornhole for months and months now.

Yes we use lube.

Got a gay buddy who talked me tru it.

She's absolutely relaxed when we're at it.

But...the penis just doesn't fit.

-CNS

[Narkissos]

Whats wrong with u man.......

large penis syndrome-X

[calgarian]

Yea...and tried it a couple times

No matter how gentle.. and slow.. My penis just doesn't fit.

We've been gently but consistently stretching her cornhole for months and months now.

Yes we use lube.

Got a gay buddy who talked me tru it.

She's absolutely relaxed when we're at it.

But...the penis just doesn't fit.

-CNS

What i Find helpful is messaging the cornhole with a finger really gently will open it up .Make sure she is relaxed....just do it so gently for me when I did that it opens up pretty quick.

[Narkissos]

What i Find helpful is messaging the cornhole with a finger really gently will open it up .Make sure she is relaxed....just do it so gently for me when I did that it opens up pretty quick.

I do massage it with a finger..and my tongue. (yes.. I'm a chronic salad tosser )

Cornhole opens up like a rose at dawn.

But never enough to hold the penis.



-CNS

[RA]

omg, you crack me up nark...no pun intended.

For what its worth I found the easiest way is having her lay on her back and you are on your side so the two of you create an L shape and she puts it in slowly so she can get used to it inch by inch.

Course if your penis is shaped like a coke can your probably going to have to hire a professional to take something like that.

Yea...and tried it a couple times

No matter how gentle.. and slow.. My penis just doesn't fit.

We've been gently but consistently stretching her cornhole for months and months now.

Yes we use lube.

Got a gay buddy who talked me tru it.

She's absolutely relaxed when we're at it.

But...the penis just doesn't fit.

-CNS

[calgarian]

I do massage it with a finger..and my tongue. (yes.. I'm a chronic salad tosser )

Cornhole opens up like a rose at dawn.

But never enough to hold the penis.



-CNS

Man ...that sound difficult.....Get a hold of a girl in her forties who like to do that....at least u wont be Virgon and also ur Girl wont have to go through with it.

[Narkissos]

omg, you crack me up nark...no pun intended.

How dare you laugh at my misfortune?

For what its worth I found the easiest way is having her lay on her back and you are on your side so the two of you create an L shape and she puts it in slowly so she can get used to it inch by inch.

We tried something like that on Saturday night.

I got like 1/2" of the head in before she started to bawl.

Wasn't even applying pressure.

Just pressed it against the hole and let her contractions and the KY do the work.

I'll try your method exactly as worded on Saturday night.

Won't have the time for anything other than a quicky til then.

Can't rush my first time lol.

Course if your penis is shaped like a coke can your probably going to have to hire a professional to take something like that.

I'm working up the nerve to hit the sex shop to buy some dildos in varying sizes this weekend.

Think I'm gonna take a pro-active approach to anal annihilation.

May hit you with a PM

[Amorphic]

i cant do it, grosses me out....tried a few unsuccessful times

[SMCengineer]

I wanna be part of this thread. Unfortunately I've never done it either.

[Narkissos]

i cant do it, grosses me out....tried a few unsuccessful times

What about it grosses you out buddy?

I remember when i had unlimited free access to a bundle of guilt-free ass... I was grossed out.

But now that I have a conscience...I also have a desire to poke some anus.

Weird huh?

-CNS

[Amorphic]

What about it grosses you out buddy?

I remember when i had unlimited free access to a bundle of guilt-free ass... I was grossed out.

But now that I have a conscience...I also have a desire to poke some anus.

Weird huh?

-CNS

probably because all the girls ive been with havent been fans of anal and its just been driven into my head that its unpleasant.

i just havent been able to get into it. maybe someday

[calgarian]

I wanna be part of this thread. Unfortunately I've never done it either.

Virgin...man u guys gotta do it.....Its like buttering your bread both sides

[youngerlion]

Yea...and tried it a couple times

No matter how gentle.. and slow.. My penis just doesn't fit.

We've been gently but consistently stretching her cornhole for months and months now.

Yes we use lube.

Got a gay buddy who talked me tru it.

She's absolutely relaxed when we're at it.

But...the penis just doesn't fit.

-CNS

you need to do some research because with proper method and practice, you can fit any penis in a ass. you are doing it totally wrong. good luck to you in your anus stretching ecapades

[SMCengineer]

Virgin...man u guys gotta do it.....Its like buttering your bread both sides

It's not that I haven't tried it, it's that I'm the opposite of Nark. Small penis syndrome. When I attempt it, my penis can't reach the hole because the cheeks act like buffers.

[RA]

How dare you laugh at my misfortune?



We tried something like that on Saturday night.

I got like 1/2" of the head in before she started to bawl.

Wasn't even applying pressure.

Just pressed it against the hole and let her contractions and the KY do the work.

I'll try your method exactly as worded on Saturday night.

Won't have the time for anything other than a quicky til then.

Can't rush my first time lol.



I'm working up the nerve to hit the sex shop to buy some dildos in varying sizes this weekend.

Think I'm gonna take a pro-active approach to anal annihilation.

May hit you with a PM

Yeah, the first 2" seems to be the worst based on the design flaw of the penis to have anal in the first place. Once she gets past that it would be better...also if shes in charge of how fast/what direction..etc it seems to help.

Good luck nark. Anything I can do to help. Its not good being an ass virgin.

[Amorphic]

It's not that I haven't tried it, it's that I'm the opposite of Nark. Small penis syndrome. When I attempt it, my penis can't reach the hole because the cheeks act like buffers.

haha

[SMCengineer]

^^seriously, it's like a midget trying to slam dunk.

[calgarian]

It's not that I haven't tried it, it's that I'm the opposite of Nark. Small penis syndrome. When I attempt it, my penis can't reach the hole because the cheeks act like buffers.

there are other ways to get butt cheeks out of the way one way is to lie down on the floor and make her sit on top of u while her back faces u .make sure her legs are outside of ur legs and while she is sitting hold her cheeks and spread them....is it clear?

[SMCengineer]

^^no, I'm talking small

[RA]

lol, quit humping fat women....that would do it

^^seriously, it's like a midget trying to slam dunk.

[calgarian]

^^no, I'm talking small

how small 4inches?....hmm I would give it a try spreading her butt cheeks