Bizzare Places you had Anal Sex( anal sex discussion)

**calgarian** · 04-23-2008, 07:57 AM

Hi,

Just wondering the bizzare/weired places you had anal sex with a WOMEN.

**shifty_git** · 04-23-2008, 08:04 AM

in her anus

**calgarian** · 04-23-2008, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by shifty_git

in her anus

Yep in her butt

**godkilla** · 04-23-2008, 08:22 AM

lmfao

**Schmidty** · 04-23-2008, 09:31 AM

OMG another one. I had anal on the side of St.louis city hall, on the side of the mall and i was even caught by a security guard, out side of my work, on the side of my work, n the bathroom at work and behind my work...

**calgarian** · 04-23-2008, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by Schmidty

OMG another one. I had anal on the side of St.louis city hall, on the side of the mall and i was even caught by a security guard, out side of my work, on the side of my work, n the bathroom at work and behind my work...

Man I wish u were in canada s we can bang chicks together. where country r u?

On Bizzare places u r so far No 1

**shifty_git** · 04-23-2008, 09:35 AM

Wasn't anal, but banged a bird in a police station waiting area!!!

Probably wasn't a sensible thing to do, but was only 17-18 at the time.

**calgarian** · 04-23-2008, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by shifty_git

Wasn't anal, but banged a bird in a police station waiting area!!!

Probably wasn't a sensible thing to do, but was only 17-18 at the time.

P u s s y Lower ...lol

**shifty_git** · 04-23-2008, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

P u s s y Lower ...lol

Whats a pu$$y lower?

A pu$$y with beef curtains like john waynes saddle bags?

**calgarian** · 04-23-2008, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by shifty_git

Whats a pu$$y lower?

A pu$$y with beef curtains like john waynes saddle bags?

i meant Lover.....sorry...

**shifty_git** · 04-23-2008, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

i meant Lover.....sorry...

Any holes a goal!

**StoneGRMI** · 04-23-2008, 09:54 AM

weird thread...

**Dukkit** · 04-23-2008, 10:02 AM

car, middle of walmart parking lot. during the day. with ppl walking by us. she was crying. but i couldnt stop. life is good.

**Narkissos** · 04-23-2008, 11:15 AM

I feel left out.

Damn this peer pressure!!!!

**calgarian** · 04-23-2008, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by *Narkissos*

I feel left out.

Damn this peer pressure!!!!

For you buddy yo can tell us what are the bizzare places " you try" to have anal sex....does this help?

**shifty_git** · 04-23-2008, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

car, middle of walmart parking lot. during the day. with ppl walking by us. she was crying. but i couldnt stop. life is good.

You evil evil man duk!!

**Prada** · 04-23-2008, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by shifty_git

Wasn't anal, but banged a bird in a police station waiting area!!!

Probably wasn't a sensible thing to do, but was only 17-18 at the time.

You banged a bird? You're damn right it wasn't a sensible thing to do. Oh wait you Englishmen use bird when you refer to girls or chicks.

**StoneGRMI** · 04-23-2008, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by Prada

You banged a bird? You're damn right it wasn't a sensible thing to do. Oh wait you Englishmen use bird when you refer to girls or chicks.

No, he's talking about a duck. He fvcked a duck. QUACK!

**shifty_git** · 04-23-2008, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by Prada

You banged a bird? You're damn right it wasn't a sensible thing to do. Oh wait you Englishmen use bird when you refer to girls or chicks.

Never figured why girls are called birds? maybe cause they normally end up sh!tting on you from a great hight!?!?

**calgarian** · 04-23-2008, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by shifty_git

Never figured why girls are called birds? maybe cause they normally end up sh!tting on you from a great hight!?!?

The question I want to ask is what were u doing in the waiting room area or a cop station and the other thing is how u talk her into it? Was she a hooker or something?

**shifty_git** · 04-23-2008, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

The question I want to ask is what were u doing in the waiting room area or a cop station and the other thing is how u talk her into it? Was she a hooker or something?

lol nah was some random girl i met in a club and she had per purse stolen in the club. i walked her to the police station and was told we had to wait an hour for someone to see her.... and she got a bit frisky in that time.

**calgarian** · 04-23-2008, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by shifty_git

lol nah was some random girl i met in a club and she had per purse stolen in the club. i walked her to the police station and was told we had to wait an hour for someone to see her.... and she got a bit frisky in that time.

Good samaratan(spelling)...got laid in the cop waiting area....Where are the cops when u need them

**Schmidty** · 04-23-2008, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

Man I wish u were in canada s we can bang chicks together. where country r u?

On Bizzare places u r so far No 1

Im in the states, St.Louis missouri to be exact... I wish i was in canada to for sure, except for the cold...

**Narkissos** · 04-23-2008, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

For you buddy yo can tell us what are the bizzare places " you try" to have anal sex....does this help?

Me <--

--> you guys

**Schmidty** · 04-23-2008, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by shifty_git

Any holes a goal!

What aboout the belly button

**Schmidty** · 04-23-2008, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

or Nose or ears...man its getting weired.

LOL the other day my gf and i were just playing around and she tryed to snort my weiner. It was pretty funny, and it was at that point i realized i cant ever let this girl get away...

**calgarian** · 04-23-2008, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by *Narkissos*

Me <--

--> you guys

Come on man we are not the mean.........but yeah kinda thats what I was thinking.

**calgarian** · 04-23-2008, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by Schmidty

What aboout the belly button

or Nose or ears...man its getting weired.

**Schmidty** · 04-23-2008, 11:59 AM

How did i quote u before u posted??? In post 26 i quote post 28 WTF???

**TheArtist** · 04-23-2008, 11:59 AM

no anal... but we hizumped in a swimming pool once.

**shifty_git** · 04-23-2008, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by Schmidty

How did i quote u before u posted??? In post 26 i quote post 28 WTF???

Think the board got some issues at the moment - thats happened a few times recently

**shifty_git** · 04-23-2008, 12:06 PM

Either that or you have some crazy psychic skills!

**calgarian** · 04-23-2008, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by Schmidty

How did i quote u before u posted??? In post 26 i quote post 28 WTF???

I dont know man.......... I think ur gf like snorting.....

**calgarian** · 04-23-2008, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by shifty_git

Either that or you have some crazy psychic skills!

I think u become one after u had anal too many times

**calgarian** · 04-23-2008, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by TheArtist

no anal... but we hizumped in a swimming pool once.

did they end up cleaning the water? or u were protected?

**Schmidty** · 04-23-2008, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by TheArtist

no anal... but we hizumped in a swimming pool once.

I hate fvck n pool and in water n general, it feels like ur fvckn a water balloon... Not that i have ever fvckd a water balloon, but, but, but, Fvck u all, im not explaineing myseoves to u. I was drunk, young and confused

... LEAVE ME ALONE!!! LOL One time a fvcked this girl for about 45minutes in a pool and stoped n the middle of it because i couldnt get off, the bitch was pissing me off. She didnt want to get on the deck n fvvck cause she didnt want hewr neighbors to see... And the stupid bitch made me were a fvckn rubber n a pool, when its a proven fact a female cant get pregnant under water DUHH... So i left and havent talk to her since, but ui did steakl her cough meds before i left cause i had a nasty cold at the time...

**Schmidty** · 04-23-2008, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

I dont know man.......... I think ur gf like snorting.....

Me too

**calgarian** · 04-23-2008, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Me too

I would try unloading in her nose...lol

**calgarian** · 04-23-2008, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Im in the states, St.Louis missouri to be exact... I wish i was in canada to for sure, except for the cold...

we had a snow storm in the middle of spring....pissing me off. had almost 6 inches of snow.

**Schmidty** · 04-23-2008, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

we had a snow storm in the middle of spring....pissing me off. had almost 6 inches of snow.

Missouri is know as the asshole of the states, nastiest weather in the whole fvckn country, and it never stays the same... And S.Louis is the ugliest looken city i have ever seen, for real its like the people who engineered the city took a shit on paper and said "heres the blue prints for the city we will use"... I cant wait to finsh my army BS and move to europe or canada

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