Things That Piss You Off At The Gym?

***RAGE*** · 05-17-2009, 09:27 AM

I hate everyone else at the gym. It is my fuvking house and they need to respect my authoriatah and get the fuvk out of my way..

**BritishColumbian** · 05-17-2009, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by warchild28

people who goto the gym as a social thing.

Oh ya man, blah /blah /blah and usually they are wearing expensive/new looking/trendy swag. Fvck I hate that! good point.

**warchild** · 05-17-2009, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by BritishColumbian

Oh ya man, blah /blah /blah and usually they are wearing expensive/new looking/trendy swag. Fvck I hate that! good point.

haaha so true bro

**clancywiggum** · 06-10-2009, 05:55 AM

jackoffs who bring their gallon jug of water....I highly doubt you'll be nearing dehydration at any point of your one hour weight training session, and I'm sure a simple 16oz bottle will do the trick...

jackoffs who use wrist straps for everything

jackoffs who wear a lifting belt for everything

people who stare at you while you're doing deadlift b/c they can't comprehend what you're doing, or what muscles that exercise is working

elliptical machines in general

**Chitown Raider** · 06-10-2009, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by clancywiggum

jackoffs who bring their gallon jug of water....I highly doubt you'll be nearing dehydration at any point of your one hour weight training session, and I'm sure a simple 16oz bottle will do the trick...

jackoffs who use wrist straps for everything

jackoffs who wear a lifting belt for everything

people who stare at you while you're doing deadlift b/c they can't comprehend what you're doing, or what muscles that exercise is working

elliptical machines in general

I bring a gallon jug of water but it's filled half way. I finish the whole thing, I started bringing it cuz I hated having to stop and re-fill the 16oz bottle.

**_CrossroadS_** · 06-10-2009, 10:18 AM

Seeing the girl I just broke up with working out with her ex...until i remember he's 30 lbs lighter than me, and has a gut.

Pop music in the background.

Bright ass flourescent lighting.

Fanny Packs.

High school kids...don't you have a weight room at your high school for free? Use it.

**Chitown Raider** · 06-10-2009, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by warchild28

people who goto the gym as a social thing.

Some people have too much time on their hands.

**Chitown Raider** · 06-10-2009, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by _CrossroadS_

High school kids...don't you have a weight room at your high school for free? Use it.

Used to work out at this gym by a high school, I swear every day around 3:30-4 I felt like I was back in high school nothing more than a damn social fest wasting space w/ the equiptment.

**IBuryyou** · 06-10-2009, 11:18 AM

DAN! guy at the gym that comes to the gym dressed in shorts, t shirt, knees wrapped, elbows wrapped, wrists wrapped Gallon of water he never drinks, rotates on 3-4 pieces of equipment at a time so he takes up half the gym, and grunts so damn loud you would think he was benching a house but he's doing incline bench with 35lb weights while using the squat rack to hang the dumbells from so he doesnt have to bend over to pick them up. Are you fvcking kidding me?!

Sorry, might be rage but i want to punch him in the face every time i see him!

Personal trainers that dont even make eye contact with you because your in better shape than them and they get paid to do it. There should be requirements. If you are out of shape you lose your license.

**RANA** · 06-10-2009, 01:33 PM

Parents with there 12 year old kid showing them how NOT to workout. These fat asses that have no clue about working out are showing there kids the wrong way to do shit. God that pisses me off!

**Immortal Soldier** · 06-10-2009, 03:25 PM

So here I am in the gym at around 10:30 at night. It's basically empty. I have two benches, one flat and one incline.

I am supersetting incline hammer curls and concentration curls, its the last 2 exercises of my bicep day (I do 8 exercises for biceps x 4 sets = 32 total sets)

Anyway there is about 5 or 6 empty benches on both sides of me (I would never take up two benches if it was packed or something) and a huge barren of space all around me.

So what happens? I finish my incline hammer curl exercise and walk 2 feet to do my concentration curl WHEN THIS PUDGY ASS PRICK brings over his curl bar and starts curling in between my two benches.

I just stood there thinking "ARE YOU ****ING SERIOUS?" like out of the whole place you could go, and all the benches you come in between mine?

Now imagine the gym is deserted basically less than 20 people in it because its 30 minutes till closing and its late at night on a weekday.

I was like there seriously is some dumbass people in this world...

**calgarian** · 06-11-2009, 07:55 AM

So yesterday the gym was empty and I saw that dummy using going back and forth b/w benches and his workout looked really intence. So just to screw with him I went and stood b/w the 2 benches he was working out........

Sorry immortal......

**Dukkit** · 06-11-2009, 08:00 AM

thats alot of exercises for bi's Immortal
but to each his own

I hate when i see a thin lil woman come in. then she brings her teenage son in whose 300 pounds.

how is that possible?

**calgarian** · 06-11-2009, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

thats alot of exercises for bi's Immortal
but to each his own

I hate when i see a thin lil woman come in. then she brings her teenage son in whose 300 pounds.

how is that possible?

he was tiny when he came out. It was his bad eating habits that made him that big.

**Dukkit** · 06-11-2009, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

he was tiny when he came out. It was his bad eating habits that made him that big.

yeah and its his selfish moms fault for not teaching him the correct habits.

while shes over there thin as a stick doing 2 hours on the eliptical

morons

**calgarian** · 06-11-2009, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

yeah and its his selfish moms fault for not teaching him the correct habits.

while shes over there thin as a stick doing 2 hours on the eliptical

morons

some ppl become pareents because they decide not to spend money on condums . They have no clue how to be a parent.

**_CrossroadS_** · 06-11-2009, 08:34 AM

My distaste for touching/smelling another human being's shit overcomes my desire to spawn...

Plus I like spending my money on toys for me right now...

**countrybhoy** · 06-11-2009, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by clancywiggum

jackoffs who bring their gallon jug of water....I highly doubt you'll be nearing dehydration at any point of your one hour weight training session, and I'm sure a simple 16oz bottle will do the trick...

jackoffs who use wrist straps for everything

jackoffs who wear a lifting belt for everything

people who stare at you while you're doing deadlift b/c they can't comprehend what you're doing, or what muscles that exercise is working

elliptical machines in general

whats wrong with wearing your belt . put it on forget about it do what you have to do . once i put it on it stays on .

**jbm** · 06-12-2009, 03:55 AM

I saw this guy at my gym today he got nice abs, what's funny! he is doing bench press but after his set he is showing and flexing his abs...

**calgarian** · 06-12-2009, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by jbm

I saw this guy at my gym today he got nice abs, what's funny! he is doing bench press but after his set he is showing and flexing his abs...

thats the only thing good enough to se in his body???

**_CrossroadS_** · 06-12-2009, 07:49 AM

Doing lat pulldowns, and the cable clamp coming loose because the retard employees don't check the equipment routinely.

Having a huge knot on the back of my head (good thing my hair is growing out)

The kid having the nerve to put his hand on my shoulder as I am writhing on the floor in pain to say "You ok man? Damn you gotta check those things before each set. I never trust them."

Not being able to take the bar and shove it up his A$$ and ring his neck with the frayed aircraft cable.

Good thing that was my last exercise of the day...didn't affect my workout.

**Bio-boosted** · 06-12-2009, 09:57 AM

The scrawny turd who follows his gf everywhere, paranoid of course.
The A-HOLE who thought it funny to shout "look out!" as I was squatting. Fekkin dangerous.

**Dukkit** · 06-12-2009, 09:59 AM

ppl in the gym period

id rather workout while being the only person there

lol

unless i hurt myself. then someone needs to be there asap

**skinnykenney** · 06-12-2009, 02:03 PM

this old guy that has a locker next to me.his idea of a worout is sitting in the hot tub and sweating out the booze from the night before. I never see him on the gym floor and he walks around the locker room all hairy and naked. I know when he goes to the mirror his little weewee is got to be touching the counter top.
if your not in the shower there is no reason to not at least have a towel on!
(if one would even fit around his fat ass)

**DEE151** · 06-12-2009, 02:12 PM

your picture cause you look funny

**MACKATTACK** · 06-12-2009, 02:16 PM

This FU*KIN DUMB CHINESSE F*CK, just comes into the gym 5 times a week and does the SAME EXACT CHEST workout and all it involves for 1 full hour of wide grip flat benching at the same weight for the whole time and then doing these stupid ****in stomach exercises that involves him slowly roll on the ball in between the 20-25 sets he does...........

He walks around like he can not drop his hands to his sides and thinks he is huge and I feel like snuffing him in the face everytime i see him there............

**-Ender-** · 06-12-2009, 02:20 PM

people that HAVE to eat a freaking power bar in the middle of their pathetic attempt at weight training.

**Chitown Raider** · 06-13-2009, 06:20 PM

Chicks at the gym that check you out, until you go up to them and then they act like "Who are you?"

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 06-13-2009, 06:26 PM

Working at home for the next 3 months.

Better equiped than my college gym.

No real complaints,must round up a few women to stand around looking good.

**bjpennnn** · 06-13-2009, 06:33 PM

that they dont have a place were i can keep my hgh/juice

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 06-13-2009, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by bjpennnn

that they dont have a place were i can keep my hgh/juice

You should be keeping your juice in your left glute.

**warchild** · 06-13-2009, 07:13 PM

my friend who only ever does chest and bis and nothing else

**Chode Logan** · 06-13-2009, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by warchild28

my friend who only ever does chest and bis and nothing else

What else is there???

**warchild** · 06-13-2009, 07:23 PM

not much

**jbm** · 06-13-2009, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

thats the only thing good enough to se in his body???

maybe... lolol!

**sizerp** · 06-13-2009, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by jbm

I saw this guy at my gym today he got nice abs, what's funny! he is doing bench press but after his set he is showing and flexing his abs...

Why were you staring at his flexed abs?

**warchild** · 06-13-2009, 07:44 PM

hot chicks

**sizerp** · 06-13-2009, 07:51 PM

Old annoying women who sit on their row machine and chat on their cell-phone about mortgages and fvck all. If I am doing cardio or whatever I could care-less... and when I am lifting.... F-DAT! It's like listening to an awful T.V. commercial while trying to jack off.

**JiGGaMaN** · 06-13-2009, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by Bio-boosted

The A-HOLE who thought it funny to shout "look out!" as I was squatting. Fekkin dangerous.

that is funny. i think ill try that in the near future.

**Immortal Soldier** · 06-13-2009, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

thats alot of exercises for bi's Immortal
but to each his own

My workouts are based on high volume in short amounts of time.

For back: 36 sets
For Chest: 24 sets
For triceps: 32 sets
For biceps: 32-36 sets
For shoulders: 20 sets
For Legs: 16-20 sets

On average my workouts get pumped out in around 80 minutes unless its back than it takes around an hour and a half. I only do one bodypart a day, once a week (minus abs) so overtraining is not an issue, and this workout gives me great results.