Things That Piss You Off At The Gym?

[Iron_Pig]

people with blowout hair orange tans and puckered lips that look like hemorrhoids. And frat boys cant forget the frat boys a bunch of self centered ass-hats that feel the need to hit on my wife and two daughters every time we go to the gym.

[Immortal Soldier]

people with blowout hair orange tans and puckered lips that look like hemorrhoids. And frat boys cant forget the frat boys a bunch of self centered ass-hats that feel the need to hit on my wife and two daughters every time we go to the gym.

Whoa whoa dont be generalizing fraternities now, I am in a fraternity so don't lump us all into a big pod.

[Iron_Pig]

Whoa whoa dont be generalizing fraternities now, I am in a fraternity so don't lump us all into a big pod.

I was in a frat and I remember how I was ( lol )but now that I am married and Have two teenage girls the shoe is on the other foot and daddy does not like it I know your cool bro so your not in the pond

[Immortal Soldier]

I was in a frat and I remember how I was ( lol )but now that I am married and Have two teenage girls the shoe is on the other foot and daddy does not like it I know your cool bro so your not in the pond

Alright, just PM me pictures of your daughters and wife and it will be all good

(nudes preferred)

*waits patiently*

[Reed]

went in for glutes, hams, abductors, adductors and cardio tonight.

every dude there was half or quarter reppin, using horrible form and too much weight. didn't piss me off just thought how funny it was that it was every guy in there.... its not ever THAT bad, though tonight it was..... sad

[Iron_Pig]

Whoa whoa dont be generalizing fraternities now, I am in a fraternity so don't lump us all into a big pod.

Alright, just PM me pictures of your daughters and wife and it will be all good

(nudes preferred)

*waits patiently*

no no they are mine you get your own

[Immortal Soldier]

no no they are mine you get your own

Haha I really thought you sent the pictures when I looked up and saw I had 2 notifications from you.

Then I was disappointed when I checked

[jbm]

dancing in between sets.....

[Alphatier]

What else is there???

Abs for sure bro, that's what it's all about!

[Hunter]

The guy who eats a 3 course lunch sitting naked on the bench

[Immortal Soldier]

The guy who eats a 3 course lunch sitting naked on the bench

Yo nobody said you have to look at my dick while I am eating bro

[lovbyts]

Yo nobody said you have to look at my dick while I am eating bro

He said 3 course, not 3 in.


Sorry, I could resist.

[Surreal]

Does anyone here actually enjoy pissing people off at the gym?

[Iron_Pig]

I go out of my way to piss people off, Lead follow or get the hell out of my way do not set on your I phone and talk or watch tv or try to pick up the gym sluts.

[Chitown Raider]

dancing in between sets.....

That and shadow boxing in front of the mirror

[ph34rsh4ck]

There was a guy practicing his baseball swing in front of the mirror...cmon...lets get real here

[*RAGE*]

everything piss me off, fuvk everything

[ph34rsh4ck]

oh yea people who stare at me, im ok with people glancing at me everywhile, but theres this small mexican dude who ****ing STARES at me nonstop, i cant turn around or look around without looking at him staring at me, now i know how girls in the gym feel, and believe you me it makes me uncomfortable as fvck, ive almost just screamed "WHAT!?>!" from across the gym a few times...but i regain control real fast before i make an ass outa myself

[lovbyts]

oh yea people who stare at me, im ok with people glancing at me everywhile, but theres this small mexican dude who ****ing STARES at me nonstop, i cant turn around or look around without looking at him staring at me, now i know how girls in the gym feel, and believe you me it makes me uncomfortable as fvck, ive almost just screamed "WHAT!?>!" from across the gym a few times...but i regain control real fast before i make an ass outa myself

They only stare at you because you are so sexy.

Yeah staring makes me uncomfortable also. I have had a few guys check me out way to much. LOL I will glace/look at someone and watch their form or even appreciate someone with a very good build and give them a nod but never stare...

[sixslow]

roid monkeys

[Free Will]

people that poo on the dumbells ...i hate when i get home and my hands smell like shit ....if your on this board STOP IT !!!

[jacko2009]

people putting 10kg dumbells in the 60kg spot on the rack after u jus done a hard set!

when you see people talkin and they stik there chest out and keep there arms bent as if there massive . . . di*ks

people with no technique just bouncing the weight off there chest and dropping it back down.

people who throw the weights on the floor and make a big bang why!?

people who claim they can do thousands of sits n pull ups and dont go all the way down properly . . .jokers

and all of the above

[Cloe85]

things i hate at the gym (mind you i stay in the womens section of a coed gym):

-when women come in bathed in purfume
-when i smell the alcohol sweating out of the person next to me
-when nasty sweaty women do not whipe down the equipment with disinfectant
-and most of all... when a woman uses a machine right next to me and she smells like she has not washed her croch in a month... then i have to leave!

[Phate]

things i hate at the gym (mind you i stay in the womens section of a coed gym):

-when women come in bathed in purfume
-when i smell the alcohol sweating out of the person next to me
-when nasty sweaty women do not whipe down the equipment with disinfectant
-and most of all... when a woman uses a machine right next to me and she smells like she has not washed her croch in a month... then i have to leave!

LMAO, had that happen yesterday, woman 5 MACHINES DOWN on the treadmill came over and i could smell her sickly sweet perfume that she was an inch from me(i have a really good sense of smell anyway, but she had tons on, it was paris hilton btw, the perfume not the person)

and get this, she kept going to the locker room every 10-15minutes and when she would get back the scent was stronger, longest 45min of cardio of my life

[eatrainrest]

my old gym had a steam room and sauna.. i hated it when old men would flop their wrinkly balls on the seats

[chuckt12345]

i absoluetly hate people who are to lazy to rack their weights or wipe the machines down. other than that i dont give a fk

[Iron_Pig]

my old gym had a steam room and sauna.. i hated it when old men would flop their wrinkly balls on the seats

Well where are they supposed to put them and why were you looking HMMM

[CBGB]

The new fat ass trainer using 4 machines at a time with his client and another to hold his clipboard. And NOT racking his Fvcking weights. POS

[Immortal Soldier]

The ****ing bar weight rack.

People put the 30lb bar where the 80lb bar is supposed to go and the 90bar is where the 20lb bar is supposed to be.

Makes my life a living hell because I have tendonitis in my forearms.

[Mooseman33]

could be from the 64 sets of arms u do.....im surprised ur arms have not fallen off yet bro...

tendonitis only gets worst man, the tendon will eventually rip bro....

[Immortal Soldier]

could be from the 64 sets of arms u do.....im surprised ur arms have not fallen off yet bro...

tendonitis only gets worst man, the tendon will eventually rip bro....

Hey asshole its 32 sets for biceps on thursday and 32 sets for tricep on wednesday and then I switch days the next week. Get it right

Sometimes moose you have to be a man and just take the pain with the gains. If the tendon rips I will kill myself literally, there is no way I cannot work out.

Once I get some money I am going to buy Supercissux or whatever its called, I heard that does wonders for your tendon.

[Mooseman33]

Hey asshole its 32 sets for biceps on thursday and 32 sets for tricep on wednesday and then I switch days the next week. Get it right

Sometimes moose you have to be a man and just take the pain with the gains. If the tendon rips I will kill myself literally, there is no way I cannot work out.

Once I get some money I am going to buy Supercissux or whatever its called, I heard that does wonders for your tendon.

first off, its Mr. asshole to you......
32 plus 32 is 64 egghead.....i was just messing with you bro, no harm meant..
but be carefull with the tendon, i had cortisone shots for a year cause of that, even wore one of them gay arm things, and it helped bro...they are cheap also...
if that tendon ripps, and believe me it will with ur style of barbaric workouts, u wont be able to lift ur pecker for a long time...

go easy big fella, ur still young....

[Immortal Soldier]

first off, its Mr. asshole to you......
32 plus 32 is 64 egghead.....i was just messing with you bro, no harm meant..
but be carefull with the tendon, i had cortisone shots for a year cause of that, even wore one of them gay arm things, and it helped bro...they are cheap also...
if that tendon ripps, and believe me it will with ur style of barbaric workouts, u wont be able to lift ur pecker for a long time...

go easy big fella, ur still young....

1) Math was not my strongest subject

2) I might get an arm band, I can pull it off and look sexy and mysterious

3) I will never take a cortisone shot unless absolutely necessary because it is an catabolic hormone and I would be paranoid I would get smaller

4) Girls cant lift my pecker, no need for me to.

[*RAGE*]

guys that wear a weight belt to walk on the treadmill

[ni4ni]

guys that wear a weight belt to walk on the treadmill

ahhhh- no way bro. yo really saw that shitt?

[Dancer]

prone showing up to the gym with speedos

[jbm]

Guys smaller than me comes near me and teaches me how to train better.

[Mooseman33]

the guy who gets out of his car with his belt, gloves, and ipod on....

[jbm]

the guy who gets out of his car with his belt, gloves, and ipod on....

he looks like a superhero...

[*RAGE*]

pro4ne showing up to the gym with speedos

hey you were trying to stick $1.00 bill in my speedo pervvvvvvvvvvvvvvv